PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between Jihadi John (ranked 4978 p4p, 361 weight class) and Johnny McCartney (ranked 4617 p4p, 355 weight class). McCartney has chosen Fade to Black- Metallica as his entrance music, which hasn't gone down very well with the crowd. The key to victory for Jihadi John has got to be keeping the fight on the feet.

John
vs
McCartney

195 cm
25
270 lbs
0 - 0 - 0

190 cm
18
250 lbs
1 - 0 - 0

BJJ Blue Belt
Dangerous knees
Intelligent

BJJ White Belt
Decent boxing
Granite chin

This Is England

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 0 - 0 - 0, fighting out of London, Jihadi John !
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 1 - 0 - 0, fighting out of London, Johnny McCartney !
The judges for this bout are James Ackerman, James Glass and Colin Fotheringham.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
McCartney looking to throw a kick but he's pulled out of it.
McCartney keeps the fight on the outside.
McCartney throws out a counter right but John avoids it with no problem.
John closes the distance but McCartney moves to the side
and McCartney counters with a lovely shot to the body.
John moves to clinch but McCartney breaks away
and McCartney counters with a crisp hook to the side of the head.
John tries to clinch but McCartney moves away
and McCartney counters with a straight right hand.
John tries to clinch but is not successful on this occasion.
John tries to clinch up.
McCartney wings a very wild body shot but it does the job and lands to the midsection.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
John moves to clinch but McCartney breaks away
and McCartney counters with a straight right hand.
Sloppy strikes from McCartney . Those never looked like landing.
McCartney thuds a left hand into John 's body.

That's one minute gone in the round.
McCartney throws out a token jab with nothing on it.
John closes the distance and takes a jab right on the nose as he does so.
John tries to clinch up

and McCartney counters with a nice right hand that sends John toppling to the canvas! John scrambles and gets back to his feet - can McCartney finish him?!

John is rocked!
McCartney is stalking John . John circles to his left. Keeps circling left. Bam! Straight right from McCartney , and it's lights out! John really payed the price for that rookie mistake.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:28 of round 1, we have a winner by way of KO (Punch). Johnny McCartney !
An out of breath and clearly excited Johnny McCartney thanked This Is England for their help and support (and free stuff they sent him).