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Coming up we have a light heavyweight MMA rules bout between Three Dog (ranked 32 p4p, 6 weight class) and Foot Fungus (ranked 63 p4p, 10 weight class). Dog comes to the cage accompanied by Fallout. Foot Fungus acknowledges the crowd's support as he enters the cage.
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221 lbs
26 - 14 - 0 |
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215 lbs
27 - 5 - 0 |
Abu Dhabi Champ
World class boxer
Insanely flexible |
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Good wrestler
World class MT
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 5 rounds, in the light heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of
26 - 14 - 0, fighting out of New York, Three Dog!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of
27 - 5 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Foot Fungus!
The judges for this bout are Alyssa Summers, Russell Pearce and Eddie Farnsworth.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
A jab from Fungus misses.
Fungus wants to land a leg kick but Dog is out of range.
Jab by Dog.
Fungus avoids a lazy jab quite easily.
Dog feints and then cracks Fungus's leading leg with a nice low kick. He's obviously looking to slow Fungus down.
Fungus throws a wild combination but nothing lands.
Dog looks to throw the jab but Fungus is out of range.
Fungus's coach down at Men Only. No Liberals ! was telling us pre-fight that they have been working on Fungus's balance. Obviously they view that as a key factor in the outcome of this fight.
Fungus throws a low kick but Dog avoids it.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Dog moves into the clinch successfully.
Fungus is trying to break free.
Dog blocks a punch to the side of the head.
Fungus has had enough of the clinch but Dog keeps him there for the moment.
A short body shot lands from Dog as the two fighters clinch.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Fungus breaks the clinch and we return to the middle of the mat.
Dog bobbing and weaving, closes the distance and lands a hook to the side of Fungus's head.
Dog on the wrong end of a nice low kick. He's acting like it's no big deal but he doesn't want to take many more of those.
Fungus misses with a combination
and Dog counters with a crisp hook to the side of the head.
It looks like Foot Fungus has been cut.
Fungus swings widly with a right hand
and Dog counters with a thumping low kick.
A jab from Dog misses.
Fungus swings away with a counter right hand but no contact made.
Fungus misses with a few strikes there.
Dog tried to counter with a leg kick but Fungus avoided it.
Fungus misses with a double jab.
Dog throws a shot from downtown. Fungus moves away and avoids it.
Fungus throws an off balance right hand
letting Dog counter with a right hand.
Fungus avoids the body shot from Dog.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Dog throws a hook but Fungus blocks it.
A nice side step and Fungus releases a counter shot to the body, but it doesn't find it's home.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Dog moves into range and lands a nice body kick.
A nice leg kick lands there from Dog.
Dog takes a shot to the body in his stride.
Fungus fakes and then throws a beautiful body shot. Dog looks a bit winded and takes a step backwards to take a breath.
Dog misses with a body shot.
Fungus thuds his right hand into Dog's forehead from close range. That could be painful for both fighters.
Fungus chopping away at his opponent's legs.
A nice leg kick lands there from Fungus.
Fungus tries to score with a low kick but Dog moves his leg out of the way.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Fungus throws a big shot that misses.
Fungus looks to land a right hand but Dog moved out of range.
Dog paws at his opponent with the jab and then lunges in with a straight, right on the button.
Fungus thows a left - swing and a miss!
A little feinted left hand from Dog on the counter but he doesn't commit to it.
Dog uses decent footwork to sidestep a right hand from Fungus.
Dog swung with a counter right hand that didn't connect.
Dog pivots, looking for a leg kick but Fungus is out of range and Dog settles back down.
Fungus is really struggling to land any decent head shots against his taller opponent.
Dog tries to clinch up against the cage, rushing in to close the distance. Fungus manages to break the clinch and circles back to the middle of the mat.
Fungus motions for Dog to come forward. Fungus throws a leg kick but it misses it's target.
Fungus loads up on a big right hand but Dog slips the punch.
Dog has his hands up protecting his head but a hook from Fungus finds it's way round the side to connect with Dog's head.
Fungus lands a leg kick. The shin dug right into the meat of the thigh.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Dog tries a head kick but it misses.
Fungus looks to throw the jab but Dog is out of range.
Fungus throws out a token jab with nothing on it.
Dog tries to land a front kick but Fungus steps back. That was a bit too telegraphed.
Fungus is loading up here, looking for a big counter of his own.
Dog tries to score with a leg kick but it misses it's target.
Dog rushes Fungus and presses him up against the cage.
Fungus is trying to break free.
Fungus escapes the clinch and we're back to striking.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Dog throws a leg kick but Fungus checks it.
Dog tries to clinch up.
Fungus throws a counter combo.
The fighters circling - Fungus throws out the jab but it was never going to land.
Dog misses with a lunging right hand
and Fungus counters with a straight right hand.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
A close round but Foot Fungus will probably get the nod.
The cut man is working on Foot Fungus's cut.
That's time! Back to the action!
Dog finds nothing but air with that leg kick attempt.
Fungus looked like he wanted to counter with a punch but didn't throw it.
Dog tries to clinch up against the cage, rushing in to close the distance. Fungus manages to break the clinch and circles back to the middle of the mat.
Fungus uses good head movement to avoid the hook from Dog.
A low kick from Dog misses
and Fungus counters with a nice uppercut.
Dog slips a straight right by Fungus.
Dog throwing a counter right hand but Fungus manages to avoid it.
Ouch! a nice leg kick from Dog, right into the meat.
Dog moves away from the strike by Fungus.
Fungus scores with a punch to the gut of his opponent.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
A clash of legs there as Dog blocks the low kick.
It looked like Dog wanted to counter with a hook but didn't fully commit.
Dog walks into a stiff left hand from Fungus.
Dog does a little shimmy and throws a leg kick. The leg kick missed by a considerable margin though, making him look a little bit silly for doing the shimmy.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Dog fails with an attempt to clinch.
Fungus misses the jab.
The fighters circling - Dog throws out the jab but it was never going to land.
Dog has not gone for a single takedown so far in this fight, which seems like a very strange tactic when you consider that he has the superior wrestling and BJJ.
Good exchange - Fungus coming out on top.
Dog's hands are dropping dangerously low here and Fungus connects clean with a right hook that sends him down to one knee! Dog scrambles back to his feet.
Fungus lands a jab to Dog's midsection.
Fungus wings a very wild body shot but it does the job and lands to the midsection.
Fungus connects with a body shot.
Fungus lands with a nice combination. Dog backs away looking to recover.
It looks like Three Dog has been cut.
Fungus misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Dog.
Dog pulls out of a head kick attempt.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
This has been an exciting period of action!
The fighters circling - Dog throws out the jab but it was never going to land.
Fungus looked like he wanted to counter with a punch but didn't throw it.
Dog misses with a head kick.
Fungus tries a quick counter leg kick but Dog is wise to it.
Foot Fungus seems to be getting the better of the standup.
Dog takes a shot to the nose. Hopefully that hasn't broken it.
Fungus lands with a shot to the body.
Nice body punch from Fungus.
Both fighters are absolutely exhausted here.
Fungus scores with a jab. Dog acknowledges it with a nod of the head.
A nice inside leg kick there by Fungus. That's going to slow Dog down.
Dog throws a looping overhand right but Fungus ducks down to avoid it.
Dog slips a jab from Fungus.
Dog misses with a left hand
and Fungus counters with a nice uppercut.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Fungus misses with a wild body shot.
A punch combination from Fungus misses.
Dog scores with a sloppy right hand. Fungus should have avoided that one.
Fungus throws a low kick but Dog avoids it.
Fungus has been the more effective fighter overall so far.
Fungus connects with the punch.
Dog scoring well with a low kick there.
Dog has his front leg slapped to the side - a nice low kick landing there from Fungus.
Fungus tries to move into range but Dog moves to the side and lands with a nice right hand.
Fungus throws an overhand right that lands on Dog's shoulder, as Dog tries to avoid the shot.
Dog lands a nice leg kick that just misses Fungus's sensitive parts.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Dog throws out a leg kick but Fungus moves out of range and Dog only half commits.
Fungus avoids the body shot from Dog.
Fungus lands a really nice looking cross but Dog seems unphased.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Fungus looks to throw the jab but Dog is out of range.
Dog tries to clinch but is not successful on this occasion.
Fungus just misses with a punch to the body.
Dog tries a switch kick but it misses it's target.
Fungus fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Dog manages to avoid it.
Fungus uses decent footwork to sidestep a right hand from Dog.
Fungus scores with a jab.
Fungus misses with a wild body shot.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
Foot Fungus showed his class in that round. I'd imagine he'll take it on all the scorecards.
Both fighters have cut men working on them during the interval.
The fighters get back to their feet, the hooter sounds and we're back to the action!
Dog lands a leg kick that knocks Fungus off balance momentarily.
Dog throws a monster uppercut resembling something out of street fighter but it doesn't land.
A head kick misses from Dog.
Fungus moves out of range of the strikes.
Dog connects with a crisp jab.
Dog staying out of range there.
Fungus cracks a nice hook into Dog's ribs.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Fungus scores with a jab to the head.
Dog misses with an uppercut
and Fungus counters with a nice right hand that sends Dog toppling to the canvas! Dog scrambles and gets back to his feet - can Fungus finish him?!
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Fungus works Dog's body with a nice hook.
Some bone on bone action there as Fungus checks a low kick. Luckily it wasn't a particularly hard one.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Fungus uses good head movement to avoid the hook from Dog.
Fungus drops Dog with a beautiful combination! Dog stares up at his opponent, who ushers him back to his feet - Fungus is looking for the KO!
Dog is rocked!
Fungus feints with a shoulder and throws a nice leg kick to Dog's calf.
Oh Dog is still all over the place! His legs are completely gone! Will he be able to recover?!!
Dog looks to clinch
and Fungus counters with a crisp right hand that drops Dog! Fungus lets Dog back up to his feet, looking for a finish!
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Dog scores with a sloppy punch to the body. Not much technique there but it did the business.
A jab from Dog finds it's way through Fungus's defenses.
Dog seems to have got his legs back now.
Fungus comes forward and lands a shot to the body, then darts back out of range.
Both fighters are breathing heavily.
Dog throws a leg kick
and Fungus counters with a lovely straight right hand!
Fungus lands a big right hand that sends Dog crashing to the mat! Fungus stays standing though and waves Dog back to his feet!
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Fungus swats away the attempt to clinch by Dog.
Fungus swings and misses with a hook to the body.
Dog avoids a low kick by using good footwork.
Dog avoids the body shot from Fungus.
Fungus misses with an uppercut.
Dog is looking to counter punch.
Dog cracks Fungus with a nice right hand that draws applause from the crowd.
Fungus throws a hook but Dog blocks it.
A little feinted left hand from Dog on the counter but he doesn't commit to it.
Dog throws a quick inside leg kick.
Dog thuds a left hand into Fungus's body.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Dog avoids a punch combination nicely.
Dog keeping his hands up high there, blocking the jab from Fungus.
Fungus on the wrong end of a decent looking cross there.
Fungus slips under a jab from Dog.
Dog walks forward and throws out a flicking leg kick. Fungus checks it nicely though, as he moves to the side.
Dog swings away with a leg kick that misses.
Fungus is moving around nicely and scores here with a single head shot.
Dog tries to clinch up but Fungus circles away and keeps his distance.
Fungus appeared to try and counter that last move with a leg kick.
A head kick by Dog misses
and Fungus counters with a lovely shot to the body.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Dog moves out of range of the strikes.
Fungus slips under a jab.
Dog throws a leg kick that is checked
and Fungus counters with a nice uppercut.
Dog moves out of range as Fungus strikes.
Dog is looking to counter punch.
Fungus gets cracked there but stands up to it.
Dog drops his hands momentarily and Fungus takes advantage with a crisp shot to the head.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Fungus defending well as Dog loads up on a big left hand.
Fungus is looking for the big counter here.
Dog throws a head kick but Fungus moves out of range.
The crowd applaud the fighters' efforts here as the round comes to an end.
Dog throws a sloppy head kick
and Fungus cracks him with a counter punch right on the button.
Fungus sends Dog crashing to the mat with a devastating uppercut! Fungus is motioning to the referee to let Dog up. He wants to try and finish this one on the feet!
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
Foot Fungus really dominated that round.
Both fighters have cut men working on them during the interval.
OK. That's time! The bell goes and we're back to the action.
Fungus scores with a jab to the body.
Dog looks like he's developed a pretty tasty lump over his left eye. He'll need to avoid taking much more damage to that.
Dog will need to close the distance a bit before he attacks - that leg kick was thrown from too far away.
Dog moves into range and connects with a jab.
Fungus lands with a nice body punch.
Dog missing with a left hand there. Fungus was out of range so wasted energy throwing that one.
Dog misses with a body shot
and Fungus counters with a right hand to the body.
Dog moves to clinch but Fungus breaks away
and Fungus counters with a nice body shot.
It's got to the stage where if one of these guys blows hard enough, the other might fall over.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Fungus misses with a looping left.
Fungus looks to land a left hand but Dog moved out of range nicely.
Fungus rushes in with a sloppy looking punch
and Dog counters with a slapping leg kick.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Dog takes a shot to the eye socket. That's gotta hurt.
Dog fails in his attempt to clinch.
Dog throws a lazy uppercut
and Fungus counters nicely by changing levels and landing a hook to the body.
Dog throws a looping overhand right but Fungus ducks down to avoid it.
Fungus tests Dog's chin there with a solid looking shot.
Fungus cracks Dog with a big right hand that sends him crashing to the floor. Fungus has the opportunity to follow him to the ground but instead he's beckoning Dog to stand back up!
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Fungus throws an uppercut from hell that sends Dog clean off his feet! He's out cold! Fungus stands back and admires his work as he thinks about that KO of the night award that is surely being wrapped up for him back stage.
Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:54 of round 4, we have a winner by way of KO (Punch). Foot Fungus!
An out of breath and clearly excited Foot Fungus thanked Ma Balls Is Hot Clothing for their help and support (and free stuff they sent him).
The defeated Three Dog had this to say: 'If it walks like a liberal, talks like a liberal and acts like a liberal, then Grumpy is a Liberal!'.
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