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Coming up we have a featherweight MMA rules bout between Dardan Douchebag (ranked 2973 p4p, 270 weight class) and Burke Heimer (ranked 2514 p4p, 237 weight class). Chooooooooon! I think Douchebag might be my favorite fighter, now he's come out to Donkey. Well, I have no idea who's going to take this one!
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155 lbs
12 - 12 - 1 |
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170 cm
30
146 lbs
8 - 6 - 1 |
Great wrestler
World class boxer
Insanely flexible |
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Excellent grappler
World class boxer
Granite chin |
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the featherweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of
12 - 12 - 1, fighting out of Las Vegas, Dardan Douchebag!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of
8 - 6 - 1, fighting out of London, Burke Heimer !
The judges for this bout are Gwen Towbar, Wesley Smith and Cecil Peabody.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Heimer scores with a jab to the jaw.
Heimer scores with a reasonable looking shot to the body. Douchebag doesn't seem bothered though.
Heimer jabs Douchebag right on the nose. Douchebag blinks but takes it well.
Heimer throws out a loose jab but Douchebag uses good head movement to avoid it.
Heimer has been working on his striking defense in training and it's paying off as Douchebag is landing a low percentage of strikes.
Heimer will need to tighten up his combinations if he doesn't want to gas himself out, swinging at thin air.
Heimer misses with a looping left.
Nice takedown defense from Heimer . No joy for Douchebag on that attempt.
Douchebag shoots in for a takedown. He's persisting with it as Heimer sprawls well. Heimer wins this battle and keeps the fight standing. Douchebag gets slowly back to his feet.
Douchebag goes for a double leg but Heimer avoids the attempt and the two fighters end up clinched against the cage as Heimer continues to drive forward.
That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for Dardan Douchebag. That's going to take a lot out of him.
Douchebag scores with a nice takedown into half guard. Let's see what he's got on the ground.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Heimer wants to control but Douchebag is keeping busy.
Heimer has hold of Douchebag's hands but Douchebag slips his arm to the side and lands an elbow.
Heimer actively working from the bottom here.
Heimer tries to get to full guard but Douchebag has control of the leg.
Douchebag throwing punches and elbows but they're not doing any damage.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Douchebag seems to be looking for submissions.
Heimer trying to hold on to Douchebag's head to control him but Douchebag postures up.
Douchebag drops an elbow to the side of Heimer 's head.
We've been hearing that Douchebag has been drilling a lot of ground and pound in training, so let's see if he get the finish.
Douchebag wants to control but Heimer is keeping him busy.
Douchebag landing with strikes to the body and head, softening up his opponent.
Heimer makes his way to full guard. A much better position for Heimer .
Heimer is throwing his legs up, looking for submissions. Douchebag is aware though and is defending well.
Douchebag postures up in Heimer 's guard and throws a big left but Heimer blocks it.
Douchebag wants to control from the top but Heimer keeps moving.
Douchebag is just sitting in guard, looking to avoid any submissions.
Heimer trying to control the position.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Douchebag thinks about going for a leg but decides against it, in order to maintain the position.
Douchebag throws a big elbow that misses.
Heimer is trying to keep Douchebag in close.
Douchebag is sitting in guard, working some ground and pound.
Heimer has a loose triangle. He'll be looking to tighten that up but Douchebag can see exactly what he's planning and manages to posture up and free himself.
Heimer working from the bottom, still in full guard. He's managed to get a loose triangle. Douchebag doesn't seem to be doing much to defend here, obviously he feels comfortable in the position. Oh but Heimer is tightening it up a little... Douchebag has to be careful here... He's got his foot tucked under now, this looks tight! Douchebag reacted too slowly and this one could be over in a matter of seconds! YES! Douchebag taps out! Nice BJJ there by Heimer !
Ladies and gentlemen, after 2:52 of round 1, we have a winner by way of Submission (Triangle Choke). Burke Heimer !
Burke Heimer thanked the fans post fight for their support.
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energy
A | B |
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hype
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pop
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mgr
A | B |
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FIGHT
RATING
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