PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a light heavyweight MMA rules bout between kirk kendall (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and I GOT CHEESEBURGERS (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). CHEESEBURGERS has chosen Im packing burgers as his entrance music. Both fighters look fresh as a daisy as they make their way towards the cage.

kendall
vs
GOT CHEESEBURGERS

200 cm
22
205 lbs
2 - 3 - 0

186 cm
20
219 lbs
1 - 1 - 0

BJJ Blue Belt
Brawler
Good chin

BJJ Blue Belt
Counter striker
Very confident

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the light heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 2 - 3 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, kirk kendall!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 1 - 1 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, I GOT CHEESEBURGERS!
The judges for this bout are Cecil Peabody, Robert Twigg and Alan Glass.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
CHEESEBURGERS bobs and weaves well there to avoid the strikes.
kendall looks to land a right hand but CHEESEBURGERS moved out of range.
A telegraphed right hand from kendall misses the target.
CHEESEBURGERS shoots in but no luck this time.
kendall defending well as CHEESEBURGERS loads up on a big left hand.
CHEESEBURGERS staying out of range there.
CHEESEBURGERS throws a head kick but kendall moves out of range.
kendall throws out a token jab with nothing on it.
kirk kendall seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
kendall is the aggressor but that punch slipped nicely by CHEESEBURGERS.
CHEESEBURGERS shoots in with a takedown attempt and he has kendall pinned against the cage. kendall gets the underhooks and manages to circle away.
kendall throws the left hand but CHEESEBURGERS avoids the punch easily.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.

CHEESEBURGERS scores with a takedown into kendall's guard.
CHEESEBURGERS advances position into side control!
kendall is trying to stand back up. He's worked his way up against the cage but CHEESEBURGERS has just dragged him back down to the mat.

That's one minute gone in the round.
CHEESEBURGERS is pausing for a moment. What's he doing? It looks like he's clearing his nose. Oh dude! He's shot a load of snot all down kendall's shoulder. That is not cool.
kendall wants to get back to his feet but CHEESEBURGERS drags him back down.
kendall is breathing heavily.
CHEESEBURGERS is pausing for a moment. What's he doing? It looks like he's clearing his nose. Oh dude! He's shot a load of snot all down kendall's shoulder. That is not cool.

Well, the referee has seen enough. Neither fighter is active enough on the ground so he's stood them back up.
kendall misses with a straight right.
kendall looks to land a right hand but CHEESEBURGERS moved out of range.
Ohhhhh! A huge head kick from CHEESEBURGERS! kendall is out on his feet! CHEESEBURGERS rushes in and throws more strikes. The ref is looking closely - kendall is covering up but the punishment is just too much and the ref steps in to stop the fight! kendall is staring into space, just thankful that the beatdown has ended. Brutal finish.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:38 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). I GOT CHEESEBURGERS!