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PBP Commentary |
Coming up we have a super heavyweight MMA rules bout between Pony Pony (ranked 570 p4p, 28 weight class) and Pittsburgh Steelers (ranked 813 p4p, 39 weight class). There are an array of beautiful celebrities at ringside tonight! I wonder if any of them paid for their tickets.
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21 - 8 - 0 |
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34
285 lbs
19 - 10 - 0 |
Good wrestling
World class boxer
Insanely flexible |
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World class MT
Good gas tank |
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 5 rounds, for the super heavyweight championship of the world!
Introducing the champion to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of
21 - 8 - 0, fighting out of Los Angeles, Pony Pony!
And introducing the challenger to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of
19 - 10 - 0, fighting out of Hilo, Pittsburgh Steelers!
The judges for this bout are Daniel Franklin, Wesley Smith and Gwen Towbar.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Pony clinches up with Steelers and pushes him back against the cage.
Pony lands a knee to the head there! That was nasty!
It looks like Pittsburgh Steelers has been cut.
Pony misses with some punches.
I was talking to Pony's coach per-fight and he was telling me that they'd been working on the clinch in the runup to this fight.
Pony misses with a shot to the kidneys.
Pony lands a shoulder strike.
Steelers avoiding damage as Pony throws knees to the body.
Pony breaks the clinch and we return to the middle of the mat.
Steelers throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
Steelers throws an off balance right hand
and Pony counters with a three punch combination, finished off with a leg kick. Nice work.
Steelers steps to the side to avoid the strikes from Pony.
Steelers throws a head kick but Pony moves out of range.
Pony throws a combination but comes up with nothing but fresh air.
Pony tests Steelers's chin there with a solid looking shot.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Steelers rushes in with a sloppy looking punch
and Pony counters with a crisp right hand that drops Steelers! Pony lets Steelers back up to his feet, looking for a finish!
Steelers throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Well, he's not going to score with shots like that. A lazy body kick attempt from Steelers.
Steelers misses with a hook.
Pony seemed to be looking to counter by closing the distance.
A jab from Pony misses.
Steelers misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick.
Steelers looks to land a right hand but Pony moved out of range.
Steelers throws a sloppy head kick
and Pony counters with a body kick that stops Steelers in his tracks momentarily.
Pony goes for a small jab and connects. Now Pony goes in closer pressing the issue. Left hook, right straight! Steelers stumbles back but Pony runs in with a huge uppercut knocking Steelers to the ground! What a finish! You have to wonder if Steelers will ever be the same after a knockout like that.
Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:36 of round 1, we have a winner by way of KO (Punches). Pony Pony!
Pony Pony retains his super heavyweight title!
An out of breath Pony Pony thanked his loyal fans in his post fight interview, giving them credit for his success over the course of his career.
The defeated Pittsburgh Steelers had this to say: 'I can not believe he beat me. Fuck!'.
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energy
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hype
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pop
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mgr
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FIGHT
RATING
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