PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a light heavyweight MMA rules bout between Jesus Joseph (ranked 24428 p4p, 0 weight class) and Pugilistic Dementia (ranked 2554 p4p, 0 weight class). The crowd seem to be enjoying Dementia's choice of entrance music: Hit Me With Your Best Shot - Pat Benatar. Well, the cameraman is lingering on a pretty young lady for a bit too long there. Keep your eyes on the prize buddy or you'll miss the fighter intros!

Joseph
vs
Dementia

183 cm
19
200 lbs
6 - 4 - 0

187 cm
37
209 lbs
19 - 6 - 0

BJJ Blue Belt
Counter fighter
Experienced

Good wrestler
World class MT
Good gas tank

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the light heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 6 - 4 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Jesus Joseph!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 19 - 6 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Pugilistic Dementia!
The judges for this bout are Robert Twigg, George Francis and Gwen Towbar.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Joseph takes a jab on the nose. He smiles like he loves it and keeps coming.
Dementia fakes the leg kick and cracks Joseph in the body.
Dementia fakes a jab and scores with a low kick.
Dementia goes for a high kick. It partially lands.
Dementia has been working on his striking defense in training and it's paying off as Joseph is landing a low percentage of strikes.
Joseph on the wrong end of a decent looking cross there.
Dementia bobs and weaves and throws out a fast jab that snaps Joseph's head backwards.

Joseph is rocked!
Dementia sees an opening and throws a straight punch right through Joseph's defenses. It connects perfectly with Joseph's jaw and knocks him out cold! Wow - that's a contender for knockout of the year - absolutely brutal!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:32 of round 1, we have a winner by way of KO (Punch). Pugilistic Dementia!
During a confident post fight interview, Pugilistic Dementia thanked all his fans. He seemed very genuine when describing how motivated his fans keep him.