PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a welterweight kickboxing rules bout between Mickey Oneil (ranked 4618 p4p, 458 weight class) and Darren Tellkins (ranked 1655 p4p, 217 weight class). Oneil's ring entrance music is that housewives' favourite, Fucking in the bushes, Oasis.. Tellkins has chosen Stunna 4 Vegas - Punch me in Pt 4 as his entrance music. Over to our ring announcer for the fighter introductions!

Oneil
vs
Tellkins

179 cm
24
174 lbs
0 - 0 - 0

178 cm
24
176 lbs
10 - 8 - 0

Decent elbows
Big right hand

Excellent MT
Good gas tank

Hot Spunk

Trap-Alot-Clothing

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 5 rounds, for the welterweight championship of the world!
Introducing the champion to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 0 - 0 - 0, fighting out of London, Mickey Oneil!
And introducing the challenger to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 10 - 8 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Darren Tellkins!
The judges for this bout are Nard Betker, Patrick Alders and Paul Aken.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Tellkins scoring well with a low kick there.
Tellkins lands a leg kick that knocks Oneil off balance momentarily.

Tellkins has Oneil up against the ropes in a clinch.

Tellkins manages to break the clinch.
Tellkins throws a nice outside leg kick.

Tellkins closes the distance and clinches.
Tellkins has Oneil pressed against the ropes, preventing Oneil from circling away and getting back to striking at range.
Stalling in the clinch from Tellkins.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.

Tellkins breaks the clinch and we're back to striking at distance.

Tellkins closes the distance and clinches.

Tellkins escapes the clinch and we're back to striking.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Tellkins feints a straight left to the body, then turns around with a flashy move and hits Oneils jaw with a dramatic spinning back fist!
Oneil avoids the head kick by Tellkins.
Tellkins tries a head kick but it misses.
Oneil wants to clinch up but Tellkins keeps it at a distance.

Tellkins moves into the clinch.
Oneil taking a breather.

Tellkins's corner calls for him to break the clinch, which he does.
Tellkins goes for a high kick. It partially lands.

Oneil is rocked!
Darren Tellkins is looking to keep the fight on the feet at all costs.

Tellkins darts in and clinches Oneil up against the ropes.

Tellkins manages to break the clinch.

Tellkins darts in and clinches Oneil up against the ropes.

Tellkins's corner calls for him to break the clinch, which he does.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Tellkins misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick.
Oneil misses with a hook.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Oneil takes a swing at Tellkins's ribcage but misses.
Oneil misses with a wild body shot.
Both fighters circling slowly here as the pace drops. Hopefully one of them does someth.. OOOHHHH!!!! Tellkins throws an absolute beast of a head kick! Oneil is done! He's out cold, twisted and contorted up against the ropes! Wow!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 2:25 of round 1, we have a winner by way of KO (Head Kick). Darren Tellkins!
Darren Tellkins is the new welterweight champion!
Darren Tellkins managed to slip a mention for his sponsors, Trap-Alot-Clothing, into his post fight interview.