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Coming up we have a lightweight kickboxing rules bout between Omero Hyuyu (ranked 4353 p4p, 431 weight class) and Adolf Hitler (ranked 1338 p4p, 163 weight class). Hitler comes into a darkened arena with his song building. Soldatenlieder kicks in, the lights come on and the crowd goes wild! What a showman! Over to our ring announcer for the fighter introductions!
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150 lbs
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160 lbs
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Solid boxing
Granite chin
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the lightweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of
2 - 2 - 0, fighting out of London, Omero Hyuyu!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of
6 - 5 - 0, fighting out of Rio de Janeiro, Adolf Hitler!
The judges for this bout are Paul Tew, William Gold and Colin Fotheringham.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Hitler plants his feet and lands a nice head kick!
It looks like Omero Hyuyu has been cut.
A jab from Hitler finds it's way through Hyuyu's defenses.
Hitler throws a series of punches but Hyuyu moves out of range.
Hitler has been spending a lot of time sparring his boxing in the run up to the fight, trying to sharpen up those hands and look for a knockout.
Hyuyu lunges in with swinging rights and lefts but Hitler circles away quickly and effectively.
Hitler keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
Hitler is loading up here, looking for a big counter of his own.
Hyuyu misses with the combination.
Hyuyu walks into a stiff left hand from Hitler.
Hyuyu misses with a hook.
Hyuyu takes a swing at Hitler's ribcage but misses.
Hyuyu takes a swing at Hitler's ribcage but misses.
Hyuyu misses with a jab and misses with a cross straight after too.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Hitler thumps Hyuyu with a low kick.
Hyuyu will need to tighten up his combinations if he doesn't want to gas himself out, swinging at thin air.
As Hyuyu backs off Hitler throws a huge counter combo but Hyuyu manages to avoid it all.
Hyuyu wants to clinch.
Hyuyu cracks Hitler with a hook to the jaw. Both fighters smile at eachother and high-five before getting back down to business.
Hyuyu dodges the punch combination from Hitler.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Hitler's corner calls for a 1, 2 combination and Hitler duly obliges.
Hyuyu ducks down and throws a hook to the body but Hitler moves away.
Hyuyu works Hitler's body with a nice hook.
Hitler lands with a thumping leg kick.
A combination from Hitler does no damage.
Adolf Hitler is looking to keep the fight on the feet at all costs.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Sloppy strikes from Hitler. Those never looked like landing.
Hyuyu checks a low kick from Hitler.
Hyuyu is trying to close the distance and clinch up, after that failed offence from Hitler.
Hyuyu fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Hitler manages to avoid it.
Hitler fails to land with a series of punches.
Hyuyu swings wildly with a hook that is half blocked by Hitler.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
Adolf Hitler dominated that round.
The cut man is working on Omero Hyuyu's cut.
That's time! Back to the action!
Hyuyu gets cracked there but stands up to it.
Hitler lunges in with swinging rights and lefts but Hyuyu circles away quickly and effectively.
The fighters circle momentarily. Hitler darts into range and connects with a nice straight punch.
Omero Hyuyu is looking to throw some combinations by the looks of things.
Hyuyu connects with a right hand. Hitler shakes it off.
Hitler fails to land with a series of punches.
Hitler avoids a lazy jab quite easily.
Hyuyu keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
Hyuyu dodges the punch combination from Hitler.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Hyuyu looks to score with a jab to the body but Hitler is just out of range.
Hitler moves away from the strike by Hyuyu.
Hitler looked like he wanted to counter with a punch but didn't throw it.
That's one minute gone in the round.
A left lands for Hyuyu.
Hitler uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Hyuyu.
Nice uppercut there from Hyuyu.
Danga de danga de dang - Hitler scores with a four punch combination!
Hitler misses with a wild combination.
Hyuyu jabbing away but nothing is landing.
Hyuyu connects with a looping right hand.
Hyuyu lands a jab to Hitler's midsection.
A punch combination from Hitler misses.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Hyuyu clobbers Hitler with an overhand right that has the crowd gasping. That made a horrendous noise.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Hitler rushes forward with a series of wild hooks but Hyuyu moves out of range and avoids them all easily.
This fight brought to you by 5M nutrition - it's mmmmm tasty. Nice jab by Hyuyu.
Hyuyu misses with a looping right.
Hyuyu is looking to take this fight into the clinch.
Hyuyu tries to clinch up against the ropes, rushing in to close the distance. Hitler manages to break the clinch and circles back to the middle of the mat.
Hyuyu tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Hitler was well out of range. Poor timing from Hyuyu.
Hitler dodges the punch combination from Hyuyu.
As Hyuyu backs off Hitler throws a huge counter combo but Hyuyu manages to avoid it all.
Hitler throws a series of punches but Hyuyu moves out of range.
Hitler throws a combination that misses
and Hyuyu counters with a stiff right hand.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
That was a close second round but I would say that Omero Hyuyu will probably get the nod.
The cut man is working on Omero Hyuyu's cut.
OK. That's time! The bell goes and we're back to the action. Ladies and gentlemen, this is the final round!
Hyuyu looks to land a combination. Hitler sees it coming but can only parry a couple of the shots.
Hyuyu lands with a shot to the body.
The fight stays on the outside here - Hyuyu looks like he's thinking about clinching though.
Hitler steps in looking to clinch after the strikes miss from Hyuyu.
Hitler slips a jab from Hyuyu.
Hyuyu throws a shot from downtown. Hitler moves away and avoids it.
Some wild striking there from Hitler.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Hitler throws a right and a left that Hyuyu avoids nicely.
Hyuyu misses the shot to the body.
Hyuyu misses with a hook. Hitler ducked under it nicely.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Hitler misses with a few strikes there.
It looks like Hyuyu has been trying to sharpen up his punching technique, as it looks crisper than last time we saw him.
Hitler goes to the watering hole and comes back with a big thumbs up from the judges as he scores a three punch combo.
Hyuyu scores with a decent looking hook.
Hitler tries a head kick but it misses.
Hitler takes a jab right on the nose. That must have hurt but he shrugs his shoulders and looks to return the favor.
Hitler lands a two punch combo.
Omero Hyuyu's cut is getting worse.
Hyuyu throws a monster uppercut resembling something out of street fighter but it doesn't land.
Hitler takes a body punch that cleary hurt but he's trying not to show any weakness.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Hyuyu ducks low and lands a nice hook to the body of his opponent.
Hyuyu throws a series of punches but Hitler moves out of range.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Hyuyu tries to bum rush Hitler with a series of wild strikes but Hitler uses good footwork to avoid the assault.
Hitler feints with a shoulder and throws a nice leg kick to Hyuyu's calf.
Hyuyu connects with a slap. Keep your fist closed son.
Hyuyu just misses with a punch to the body.
Hyuyu fakes a jab and then connects with a hook.
Hitler lands with a nice combination. Hyuyu backs away looking to recover.
Good leg kick by Hitler there. It's the ones that make that thud noise that hurt and that was an almighty thud.
Hyuyu takes a swing at Hitler's ribcage but misses.
Hyuyu tries to clinch but Hitler is having none of it.
Hitler tries to counter with a clinch but Hyuyu shakes him off and moves away.
Hitler misses with a jab, cross combination.
And that's the end of the fight!
That was a close round. You could make an argument for either fighter but I would give it to Omero Hyuyu.
I think Hyuyu has won this one but let's see what the judges have to say. Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.
Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Paul Tew scores the fight 28:30
Judge William Gold scores the fight 29:28
Judge Colin Fotheringham scores the fight 29:28
In favor of your winner, by split decision... Omero Hyuyu!
Adolf Hitler was interviewed post fight and said 'Anyone can deal with victory. Only the mighty can bear defeat.'.
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