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Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between Ginger Jesus (ranked 3397 p4p, 0 weight class) and Jer Bear (ranked 2677 p4p, 0 weight class). Jesus comes to the cage accompanied by Jesus Walks BY-KANYE WEST. Bear has chosen Good Times as his entrance music. Jer Bear has the eye of the tiger tonight.
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195 cm
26
243 lbs
11 - 3 - 0 |
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200 cm
42
275 lbs
28 - 37 - 0 |
Decent wrestler
World class MT
Granite chin |
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Good wrestler
Excellent MT
Determined |
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the heavyweight division. Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner. With a record of
11 - 3 - 0, fighting out of Los Angeles, Ginger Jesus! And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner. With a record of
28 - 37 - 0, fighting out of Los Angeles, Jer Bear! The judges for this bout are Jack Bonds, Timothy Bukovac and .
The bell rings for round one and we are underway! Jesus throws out a loose jab but Bear uses good head movement to avoid it. We've been informed that Bear has been sparring a lot of Muay Thai in the buildup to this fight so let's see if that has an impact on the result. Jesus clinches up against the cage. Bear avoiding damage as Jesus throws knees to the body.
Jesus blocks a knee to the body. He'll have a nicely bruised forearm in the morning. Bear can't break the clinch.
Bear is trying to push Jesus away but Jesus has him pressed against the cage, so he's going nowhere. Jesus with a knee to the head.
It looks like Jer Bear has been cut. Bear can't break the clinch.
Our sources have told us that Jesus has been working on his elbows in the gym. Jesus lands a left hand that snaps the head of Bear backwards. Jesus tries to work over Bear's body with a swooping hook but it only glances the target. Jesus keeps control of Bear as he tries to wriggle out of the double underhooks. Jesus effectively controlling the action here. A frustrated look appears on Bear's face as he tries to break the clinch. We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up. Bear can't break the clinch.
A body shot lands from Jesus.
Bear looks winded! A nice left hand lands by Jesus.
Jesus drops Bear with a big right hand! Jesus charges in looking to finish - Bear manages to keep Jesus in his guard and seems to have recovered somewhat.
Bear is rocked! This has been an exciting period of action! Jesus postures up in Bear's guard and throws a big left but Bear blocks it. Bear is still in real trouble! Can Jesus finish him? Jesus missing there with some ground and pound from the guard. Bear seems to have recovered his senses. Jesus throwing shots from guard but he's hitting more mat than opponent.
That's one minute gone in the round. Jesus in full guard, throwing the ground and pound. No damage this time. Jesus with a flurry of punches that miss. Jesus has to be careful here, sitting in the guard of a superior BJJ player. Jesus throwing shots from guard but he's hitting more mat than opponent. Bear utilising some decent striking defenses from the guard, preventing the ground and pound. Jesus throwing elbows and punches but not connecting, as Bear works some decent striking defense from the bottom. Bear utilising some decent striking defenses from the guard, preventing the ground and pound. A big thud reverberates around the arena there as Jesus accidentally thumps the mat. Hopefully he's not broken his hand. Jesus is looking to work some ground and pound but Bear has wrist control. Jesus with a flurry of punches that miss. Jesus is looking to work some ground and pound but Bear has wrist control. A big thud reverberates around the arena there as Jesus accidentally thumps the mat. Hopefully he's not broken his hand. Jesus throwing strikes but missing. Bear keeping full guard, as Jesus tries to pass. Jesus postures up in Bear's guard and throws a big left but Bear blocks it.
That's two minutes gone in the round. Bear preventing the ground and pound from doing any damage. Jesus won't allow Bear to sweep him here. Bear trying to keep a closed guard but Jesus is proving a slippery customer.
Jesus throws an elbow that misses. Bear uses the momentum to reverse the position. He's now in Jesus's guard. Nice move by Bear!
The fighters are starting to get a bit slippery now, which will make submissions a bit more difficult. Bear working in close now, lands a nice elbow to the side of Jesus's head. Jesus keeping moving, preventing Bear from controlling successfully. Jesus wants to stand and escape but Bear is having none of it. Bear trying to control the position from guard on top but Jesus is wriggling around, looking for whatever he can. Bear stops Jesus from standing up.
That's three minutes gone in the round. Bear is looking to work some ground and pound but Jesus has wrist control. Bear is standing up over Jesus. Jesus looks to escape but Bear dives into side control.
Jesus is working hard to escape and get back to his feet. After a battle for position, Bear asserts his dominance and retains side control. Bear working the ground and pound. Bear is maintaining the dominant position - no doubt Jesus will start to get frustrated soon if he's not already. Jesus sneaks out the side door and pushes Bear away - he's back to his feet. The crowd show their appreciation for the escape. Bear missing with a left hand there. Jesus was out of range so wasted energy throwing that one. Jesus pulls out of a head kick attempt.
Jesus has Bear up against the cage in a clinch.
Jesus digs a right hand underneath Bear's ribcage. Bear let out a lung full of air as it connected. Jesus manages to break the clinch.
Jesus catches Bear with a right, a left, a right. It's raining punches and Bear forgot an umbrella! Another punch and he's down. This one is over!
Ladies and gentlemen, after 4:55 of round 1, we have a winner by way of KO (Punches). Ginger Jesus! Ginger Jesus thanked the fans post fight for their support.
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energy
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hype
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pop
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mgr
A | B |
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RATING
43% |
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