PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a middleweight MMA rules bout between Snot Slurper (ranked 10 p4p, 2 weight class) and Yes Man Sanchez (ranked 147 p4p, 22 weight class). Sanchez has chosen Yes - Owner of a lonely heart as his entrance music. Both these guys have really solid chins. Will we see a standup war or will they both decide that a knockout is unlikely and try to win the fight elsewhere?

Slurper
vs
Man Sanchez

186 cm
30
195 lbs
25 - 5 - 0

191 cm
34
194 lbs
34 - 17 - 1

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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 5 rounds, for the middleweight championship of the world!
Introducing the champion to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 25 - 5 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Snot Slurper!
And introducing the challenger to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 34 - 17 - 1, fighting out of Las Vegas, Yes Man Sanchez!
The judges for this bout are Chris Edwards, William Gold and James Glass.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Sanchez throws a jab when Slurper was well out of range.
The fight stays on the outside here - Slurper looks like he's thinking about clinching though.
Sanchez avoids a kick to the body.
A nice side step and Sanchez releases a counter shot to the body, but it doesn't find it's home.
Sanchez rushes in with a sloppy looking punch
and Slurper counters with a straight right hand.
Sanchez uses good footwork to get in and out and land a nice right hand before Slurper has time to react.
Sanchez misses with an uppercut. Slurper saw that one coming.
Some wild striking there from Slurper.
Sanchez shakes his hands off, looking to compose himself, but takes a jab to the jaw whilst he does it.
Sanchez fakes with a right hand and throws a good leg kick, right into the thigh. That had to hurt Slurper.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Well, he's not going to score with shots like that. A lazy body kick attempt from Sanchez.
Sanchez thuds a mid kick into his opponent's body. That will wear on Slurper if he has to take too many more of those.
The fight stays on the outside here - Slurper looks like he's thinking about clinching though.
Sanchez throws out a counter right but Slurper avoids it with no problem.
Sanchez tries a switch kick but it misses it's target.
Slurper will need to close the distance a bit before he attacks - that leg kick was thrown from too far away.

That's one minute gone in the round.

Slurper has managed to clinch.

Sanchez breaks the clinch and we return to the middle of the mat.
Slurper on the receiving end of a decent leg kick there by Sanchez. Sanchez obviously looking to wear him down.
A looping hook to the body misses from Slurper. Sanchez does a little dance to reset his feet.
Sanchez tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Slurper was well out of range. Poor timing from Sanchez.

The fight moves into the clinch position.
Slurper can't find room to land a body shot as Sanchez controls the action.
Sanchez lands a nice elbow.
Sanchez blocking some punches.
An uppercut on the inside fails to land for Sanchez.
A head punch blocked on the inside by Slurper.
Sanchez working aggressively here.
Slurper throws a head punch that misses.

Sanchez breaks the clinch and we're back to striking at distance.
Sanchez displays some good footwork, moving neatly out of range as Slurper throws out the jab.
Good standup being displayed there by Sanchez as he connects with a hook.
Sanchez scores with a punch to the gut of his opponent.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
That's a knee to de groin and it's over and out! Slurper crumples to the ground after an illegal strike from Sanchez - the referee stops the clock and Slurper gets 5 minutes to recover from that one. "I'm sorry" says Sanchez. Slurper manages to get back to his feet and the fight resumes.
Sanchez throws a push kick but Slurper slaps the foot to one side.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Slurper connects with a good right hand that stumbles Sanchez. Sanchez circles away out of range and recomposes himself.
Sanchez throws a head kick that misses.
Sanchez misses with a lunging right hand

and Slurper counters by clinching up.
With the fighters up against the cage, Sanchez throws an elbow but misses.
With the fighters up against the cage, Sanchez throws an elbow but misses.
Sanchez lands with a good tight uppercut to the head.
Sanchez tries to land knees in the clinch but Slurper avoids the damage to the body.
Slurper tries a body shot but Sanchez blocks it.
Slurper blocks an elbow strike.
Slurper swings away with an uppercut that misses.
A head punch blocked on the inside by Sanchez.
Sanchez lands with a short head shot on the inside.
A short uppercut from Slurper.
Slurper goes for a body shot but it's blocked.
Slurper softening up his opponent with strikes, against the cage.
Slurper swings away with an uppercut that misses.
Slurper is leaning against Sanchez and scores with a nice uppercut to the body.
Sanchez lands with a right to the head.
Sanchez lands an elbow inside.
Slurper lands with a light punch inside.
Slurper throws a punch but it's blocked by Sanchez.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Sanchez lands a nice elbow from the clinch.
Sanchez blocks a punch to the side of the head.
Sanchez lands a nice elbow from the clinch.
Slurper lands with a quick shot inside that doesn't really do much damage.
Slurper scores with a nice hook to the head.
Slurper misses with a punch to the body.
Sanchez tries to land a shot to the body but it's blocked.
Sanchez has had enough of the clinch but Slurper keeps him there for the moment.
Slurper digs a right hand into Sanchez's ribs. Those have got to be taking their toll on Sanchez's gas tank.
A short right hand to the side of the head by Sanchez.
Slurper throws a hook to the body. More of an arm punch but it's all scoring with the judges.
Slurper has a couple of punches blocked by Sanchez.
Slurper has a couple of punches blocked by Sanchez.
Sanchez pushes off an throws an elbow but Slurper leans to the side and avoids it. We're back to clinching against the cage.
Sanchez blocks a punch to the side of the head.

Sanchez breaks the clinch and we return to the middle of the mat.
Slurper tries to clinch but is not successful on this occasion.
Slurper keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
Sanchez blocks a jab.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Sanchez scores with a punch to the head.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Slurper tries to close the distance and clinch up against the cage but Sanchez paws at him with a jab and circles away.
Sanchez let fly with a counter punch to the body but it didn't land.
Sanchez misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Slurper.
Nice defenses there by Sanchez.
Sanchez drops his hands and takes a jab to the jaw for his troubles.
Slurper moves in looking to clinch but Sanchez pushes him off.
Crunch! Sanchez slams his shin into Slurper's torso.
Sanchez ducks down and throws a hook to the body but Slurper moves away.
Slurper throws the left hand but Sanchez avoids the punch easily.
Slurper ducks under a wild hook from Sanchez.
Slurper tries to counter by clinching up but Sanchez breaks away and moves out of range.
Sanchez looks shocked there as he takes a right hand to the temple.
Slurper pushing out the jab but it's not landing.
Sanchez unleashes a big counter combination but Slurper bobs and weaves and avoids any damage.
Sanchez is looking to chop away at Slurper's legs.
A jab from Slurper finds it's way through Sanchez's defenses.
The crowd applaud the fighters' efforts here as the round comes to an end.
Slurper thuds a left hand into Sanchez's body.
Sanchez swats away the attempt to clinch by Slurper.
Sanchez jabs. That one connects to the head of his opponent.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

A close round but Yes Man Sanchez will probably get the nod.
The minute break is over - no more time for sponges and pep talks - back to the action!

Slurper looks to score with a combo but nothing lands.
Slurper misses with a wild body shot.
Sanchez throws out a counter right but Slurper avoids it with no problem.
Slurper throws an overhand right that lands on Sanchez's shoulder, as Sanchez tries to avoid the shot.
Sanchez lands a really nice looking cross but Slurper seems unphased.
Sanchez lands with a nice body punch.
Slurper lands a jab to the nose.
Nice body punch from Slurper.
Sanchez scores with a shot to the body.
Sanchez misses the jab.
Sanchez tries to land a body kick

and Slurper counters by clinching up.
Sanchez tries to stall but Slurper uses the opportunity to gain a better position.
Snot Slurper has scored more points in the clinch so far.
Slurper struggles to land a body shot inside as Sanchez controls his hands.

Sanchez breaks the clinch.
Sanchez throws a shot from downtown. Slurper moves away and avoids it.
Sanchez connects with a right hand. Slurper shakes it off.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Slurper swings and misses with a shot to the body
and Sanchez counters with a nice body kick.
Sanchez looks to land a combination but Slurper avoids it well.
Sanchez slips a jab from Slurper.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Slurper just misses with a punch to the body.
Sanchez misses with a head kick.
Slurper throws a couple of head shots and lands with the final one - a decent hook, which struck Sanchez on the side of the head.
Sanchez moves away from the strike by Slurper.
Sanchez lets loose with a powerful body kick. Slurper will feel that in the morning.
Slurper shapes like he's going to throw a leg kick but settles back down.
Slurper looks to score with a jab to the body but Sanchez is just out of range.
Slurper with a body punch. A glancing blow.
Slurper fakes with the hands and throws a leg kick but Sanchez is out of range.
Slurper's hands are dropping dangerously low here and Sanchez connects clean with a right hook that sends him down to one knee! Slurper scrambles back to his feet.
Slurper waving his hands out in front of him, looking to distract Sanchez.
A kick lands to the mid section there for Sanchez.
Sanchez ducks under a wild hook from Slurper.
Sanchez takes a body punch but keeps moving.
Sanchez looks to throw the jab but Slurper is out of range.
Slurper will be looking to protect his midsection after taking some solid kicks to the body.
Slurper takes a jab right on the nose. That must have hurt but he shrugs his shoulders and looks to return the favor.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Slurper lands a jab.
Sanchez goes for a high kick. It partially lands.
Slurper scores with a shot to the body.
Slurper throws an overhand right that lands on Sanchez's shoulder, as Sanchez tries to avoid the shot.
Sanchez scores with a sloppy punch to the body. Not much technique there but it did the business.
Slurper defending well as Sanchez loads up on a big left hand.
Slurper swings and misses with a hook to the body.
A nice inside leg kick there by Sanchez. That's going to slow Slurper down.
Slurper walks straight into an uppercut. Luckily it didn't land flush.
Sanchez works Slurper's body with a nice hook.

Slurper clinches up against the cage.
Sanchez lands a nice uppercut.

Sanchez escapes the clinch and we're back to striking.
Slurper misses with a hook.
Sanchez lands with a thumping leg kick.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Thud! ouch! good body kick from Slurper - that will leave a mark!
Sanchez throws a right and a left that both miss.
Sanchez lands with a cross.
Slurper is looking to clinch but Sanchez is avoiding it.
Sanchez fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Slurper manages to avoid it.
Slurper tries to counter by clinching up but Sanchez breaks away and moves out of range.
A kick lands to the mid section there for Sanchez.

Slurper has managed to clinch.
A quick uppercut on the inside from Sanchez.
Slurper struggles to land a body shot inside as Sanchez controls his hands.
Slurper lands a body punch.
Slurper swings wildly with an uppercut but Sanchez uses good head movement to avoid it.
A short left from Sanchez.
Slurper has a couple of punches blocked by Sanchez.
Sanchez can't break the clinch.
A head punch blocked on the inside by Sanchez.
Sanchez pushes off an throws an elbow but Slurper leans to the side and avoids it. We're back to clinching against the cage.
A short uppercut from Sanchez.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Slurper tried to land a shot to the body but connects with Sanchez's elbow.
Sanchez tries to break free but Slurper pushes him back against the cage.
Sanchez misses with a body punch.
Slurper lands a right hand.
Slurper lands a shoulder strike.
Sanchez lands on the inside with an uppercut.
Nice body punch from Slurper.
Sanchez is breathing heavily.
Slurper presses Sanchez against the cage and delivers a mid-strength body shot.
Slurper pushes Sanchez back against the cage and lands a hook to the side of the head.
Slurper tried to land a shot to the body but connects with Sanchez's elbow.
Slurper works for underhooks and lands a body shot in the process.
Slurper working some nice short punches in the clinch.
A nice left hand lands by Slurper.
Slurper gets through Sanchez's defenses to land a nice punch to the side of the head.
Slurper lands with a short punch from the clinch.
An uppercut to the body lands inside from Slurper.
The crowd applaud the fighters' efforts here as the round comes to an end.
Slurper scores with a shot to the side of Sanchez's head.
Slurper lands with a short punch from the clinch.
A short right from Slurper on the inside.
Slurper lands a left hand.
Slurper lands with a short head shot on the inside.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

That was a close second round but I would say that Snot Slurper will probably get the nod.
Well, the break between rounds is over. Let's get back to the scrappin!

Slurper tries to clinch up against the cage, rushing in to close the distance. Sanchez manages to break the clinch and circles back to the middle of the mat.
Slurper takes a nice looking leg kick right on the meat of his thigh there.
Slurper misses the shot to the body.
Sanchez throws a hook to the side of Slurper's head but Slurper sees it coming and ducks under it beautifully.
Slurper tries to close the distance and clinch up against the cage but Sanchez paws at him with a jab and circles away.
Slurper fakes a head shot and lands one to the body.
Slurper looks to land a left hand but Sanchez moved out of range nicely.
Sanchez is clearly trying to counter these attacks from Slurper with a body shot.
Slurper bobs and weaves and unloads with a good uppercut.
Slurper throws a hook to the side of Sanchez's head but Sanchez sees it coming and ducks under it beautifully.
Sanchez's corner calls for a 1-2. Sanchez obliges with the 1 part as he scores the single shot and moves back out of range.
Slurper tries to clinch there but Sanchez circles away.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Slurper tries to land a front kick but Sanchez steps back. That was a bit too telegraphed.
Despite the aggression on Sanchez's face he doesn't fully commit to the counter.
Slurper throws a feint and then finishes with a kick to the body.
Slurper moves out of range of the strikes.
Slurper misses with a wild combination.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Sanchez uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Slurper.
Sanchez swings away but doesn't land with a series of punches.
Slurper swings and misses with a hook to the body.

Slurper has managed to clinch.
A short right from Slurper on the inside.

Sanchez breaks the clinch.
Sanchez tries a head kick but it misses.
Slurper connects with a nice looking jab.
Sanchez keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
A shot to the liver by Sanchez. Beautiful body shot.
Sanchez moves away from the strike by Slurper.
And an attempted straight right on the counter from Sanchez! But no joy.
Slurper throws a series of punches but Sanchez moves out of range.
Sanchez lands a really nice looking cross but Slurper seems unphased.
Ooooh, nice body kick lands from Sanchez. Slurper shrugs it off though.
Slurper throws an uppercut from half a mile away. Sanchez sees it coming and avoids it easily.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Slurper lands with an uppercut that bounces Sanchez off the cage and back into range.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Sanchez misses with an attempted mid kick.
Slurper seemed to be looking to counter by closing the distance.
Sanchez misses with a wild body shot.
Sanchez misses with an uppercut. Slurper saw that one coming.
Slurper loads up on a big right hand but Sanchez slips the punch.
A telegraphed right hand from Sanchez misses the target.
Sanchez throws a right hand that Slurper ducks under and follows up with a left that Slurper also avoids with ease.
Slurper lands a beauty of a right hand that gets the crowd cheering.
Sanchez looks to score with a jab to the body but Slurper is just out of range.
Slurper looking to throw a kick but he's pulled out of it.
Sanchez let fly with a counter punch to the body but it didn't land.
Slurper throws a nice looking combination but Sanchez bobs and weaves to avoid any damage.
A head kick misses from Sanchez.
Slurper tries to counter by clinching up but Sanchez breaks away and moves out of range.
Sanchez tries a switch kick but it misses it's target.
Sanchez takes a big intake of breath there - he's definitely tired.
Slurper blocks a head kick by Sanchez.

Slurper clinches.
Sanchez throws an elbow but it's blocked.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Slurper lands on the inside with an uppercut.
Sanchez lands an elbow inside.
Sanchez misses with some punches.
Slurper blocking some punches.
Slurper throws a head punch that misses.
Slurper swings wildly with an uppercut but Sanchez uses good head movement to avoid it.
A head punch on the inside from Slurper fails to land.
Slurper avoiding damage as Sanchez throws knees to the body.
Sanchez is looking to score with knees to the body. Maybe he'll change it up and go body then head. Slurper is defending well for now.
Sanchez lands an uppercut.
Sanchez is trying to force a seperation but Slurper has the dominant position.
Slurper blocks a punch to the side of the head.
Sanchez can't break the clinch.
Sanchez blocks an uppercut.
Sanchez working aggressively here.
An uppercut on the inside fails to land for Slurper.
Slurper tries to work over Sanchez's body with a swooping hook but it only glances the target.
Slurper working aggressively here.
Slurper being controlled against the cage.
Slurper can't find room to land a body shot as Sanchez controls the action.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
A short right hand to the side of the head by Slurper.
Slurper lands a body punch in the clinch.
Slurper misses with a shot to the kidneys.
A short right from Slurper on the inside.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
A short right from Slurper.
Sanchez misses with the head strike.
Slurper tries a shoulder strike but it doesn't do any damage.
Sanchez misses with an elbow strike.
Slurper lands a right hand.
Slurper lands a nice looking hook to the body, against the cage.
Slurper struggles to land a body shot inside as Sanchez controls his hands.
A right hand to the body from Slurper.
Slurper lands a short shot on the inside that snaps the head of Sanchez backwards.
Slurper works for underhooks and lands a body shot in the process.
Slurper tried to land a shot to the body but connects with Sanchez's elbow.
A shot in the inside from Slurper.
A short right hand to the side of the head by Slurper.
A short body shot lands from Slurper as the two fighters clinch.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Snot Slurper clearly takes that round.
The fighters' corners scream their final instructions, as the referee calls time. Here we go, back to the action!

Slurper ducks down and throws a hook to the body but Sanchez moves away.
Slurper doesn't manage to clinch there - Sanchez circles away.
Sanchez connects with an inside leg kick.
Sanchez throws a quick inside leg kick.
Sanchez avoids the clinch attempt nicely.
No joy there for Sanchez, who threw a few shots but didn't land.
As Sanchez tries to get set, Slurper tries to push him back and clinch up but Sanchez manages to avoid the attempt.
Slurper ducks under a wild hook from Sanchez.
Slurper stuns Sanchez with a nice body shot, before stepping back out of range.
Slurper explodes with a nice body kick and back out of range. Nice work.
Slurper tries to close the distance and clinch but Sanchez swats him to one side with an open hand palm strike and circles away.
Slurper with poor footwork there. He got himself in a bit of a tangle, enabling Sanchez to score with a decent uppercut.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Slurper has his head slapped from side to side by a 3 punch combination. That must have hurt him.
Slurper cracks the inside of Sanchez's front leg.
A looping hook to the body misses from Slurper. Sanchez does a little dance to reset his feet.
Sanchez throws a big shot that misses.
Slurper tries to counter by clinching up but Sanchez breaks away and moves out of range.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Sanchez scores with a body shot.

That's one minute gone in the round.
The fighters circle momentarily. Sanchez darts into range and connects with a nice straight punch.
Sanchez moves away from the strike by Slurper.
Sanchez swings and misses with a hook to the body.
Crunch! Sanchez slams his shin into Slurper's torso.
Boom, another hit is landed. "You're gunna get knocked out" taunts Slurper, as that shot connected.
Sanchez displays some good footwork, moving neatly out of range as Slurper throws out the jab.
Slurper looking to land some kicks to the body here.
Slurper throws out a token jab with nothing on it.
Sanchez throws out a loose jab but Slurper uses good head movement to avoid it.

Sanchez tries to keep at a distance but Slurper has taken the fight into the clinch.
Sanchez lands a hook that snaps the head of Slurper backwards.
Sanchez has a couple of punches blocked by Slurper.
Sanchez blocking some punches.
Slurper tries to throw a body punch but Sanchez avoids it by throwing Slurper back against the cage.
A left hand lands to the body for Slurper.
Sanchez is absolutely dripping with sweat - he looks exhausted.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Slurper working aggressively here.
Slurper pushes Sanchez back against the cage and lands a hook to the side of the head.
Sanchez misses with a body punch.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Slurper misses with some punches.
Sanchez lands a right uppercut that snaps the head of Slurper backwards.

Sanchez breaks the clinch and we return to the middle of the mat.
Sanchez avoids the clinch attempt nicely.
Sanchez throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
Sanchez looks to land a left hand but Slurper moved out of range nicely.
A little feinted left hand from Slurper on the counter but he doesn't commit to it.
Slurper connects with a single shot there.
A looping hook to the body misses from Sanchez. Slurper does a little dance to reset his feet.
Sanchez just misses with a punch to the body.
Slurper takes a shot to the nose. Hopefully that hasn't broken it.
Slurper misses with a jab and misses with a cross straight after too.
Sanchez misses with an attempted mid kick.
Sanchez avoids a kick to the body.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Slurper is looking to clinch but Sanchez is avoiding it.
Slurper wants to clinch up but Sanchez keeps it at a distance.
A telegraphed right hand from Slurper misses the target.
Sanchez takes a big uppercut there. He seems a bit wobbly but no, he's OK.
Sanchez misses with a wild combination.
As Sanchez tries to get set, Slurper tries to push him back and clinch up but Sanchez manages to avoid the attempt.
Slurper takes a punch right to his stomach. That took the wind out of him momentarily.
Slurper lands with an overhand left.
Ouch! a nice leg kick from Slurper, right into the meat.
Slurper throws an overhand right that lands on Sanchez's shoulder, as Sanchez tries to avoid the shot.
Slurper moves to clinch but Sanchez breaks away
and Sanchez counters with a good right hand that lands right on the jaw.
Slurper blocks a head kick by Sanchez.
Slurper seemed to be looking to counter by closing the distance.
Sanchez looks to score with a jab to the body but Slurper is just out of range.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Slurper looks to land a right hand but Sanchez moved out of range.
Donk. Slurper catches Sanchez right on the button with a cross.
Sanchez looks to score with a jab to the body but Slurper is just out of range.
An attempted straight right counter from Slurper misses the target.
Slurper misses with a straight right.
Slurper takes an uppercut right on the button but keeps his composure.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Sanchez loads up on a big right hand but Slurper slips the punch.
Slurper misses with a looping left.
Sanchez listening to his corner there, landing a nice uppercut.
Sanchez gets cracked with a nice right hand there by Slurper.
A punch combination from Slurper misses.
Like a baseball bat into the meat of his leg there - nice leg kick by Sanchez.
Slurper throws a hook but Sanchez blocks it.
Sanchez uses good head movement to avoid the hook from Slurper.
Sanchez moves out of range as Slurper strikes.
Slurper swings for the body but Sanchez moves out of range.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

A close fourth round but Yes Man Sanchez will probably get the nod - 10:9.
Well, the break between rounds is over. Let's get back to the scrappin! This is the final round!

Slurper moves into the clinch.
A short uppercut from Slurper.
Slurper tries to work over Sanchez's body with a swooping hook but it only glances the target.
A head punch blocked on the inside by Slurper.
Sanchez misses with an elbow over the top.
Sanchez lands a right uppercut that snaps the head of Slurper backwards.
Sanchez lands with a quick shot inside that doesn't really do much damage.
Slurper lands a right uppercut that snaps the head of Sanchez backwards.
Sanchez misses with an elbow over the top.
Slurper throws a head punch that misses.
A right hook to the body lands for Sanchez.
Sanchez makes some space for himself and lands an uppercut.
Sanchez lands with a short shot to the head.
Slurper blocking some punches.
Sanchez lands a body shot in the clinch.
A nice glancing elbow lands by Sanchez.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Slurper swings wildly with an uppercut but Sanchez uses good head movement to avoid it.
Slurper misses with a short punch on the inside.

Sanchez breaks the clinch.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Nice body kick from Sanchez.
Slurper tries to clinch up.
Slurper swings and misses with a hook to the body.
Slurper swings wildly with a couple of big hooks
and Sanchez counters with a left and a right that stings Slurper.
Slurper displays some good footwork, moving neatly out of range as Sanchez throws out the jab.
Slurper gets cracked there but stands up to it.
Slurper blocks a jab.
Slurper looks like he's developed a pretty tasty lump over his left eye. He'll need to avoid taking much more damage to that.
Slurper digs a good hook to Sanchez's body.
Slurper throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
Sanchez only half commits to the counter leg kick.
Slurper takes a jab right on the kisser.
Sanchez ducks down and throws a hook to the body but Slurper moves away.
A slow jab from Slurper misses its intended target.
Sanchez takes a jab right on the kisser.
Sanchez feints with a shoulder and throws a nice leg kick to Slurper's calf.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Slurper tries to close the distance and clinch but Sanchez swats him to one side with an open hand palm strike and circles away.
Sanchez ducks under a wild hook from Slurper.
Danga de danga de dang - Sanchez scores with a four punch combination!
Slurper misses with a lunging right hand
and Sanchez counters with an inside leg kick.
Slurper throws a right and a left that both miss.
Sanchez sizes up Slurper with a pawing jab and scores with a straight right down the middle.
Sanchez looks to score with a jab to the body but Slurper is just out of range.
Slurper ducks under a wild hook from Sanchez.
Sanchez closes the distance and takes a jab right on the nose as he does so.
Slurper lets the fists fly and connects with a left straight followed by a right hook.
Slurper is hobbling a little on that front leg after taking quite a few leg kicks so far in this fight.
Sanchez on the wrong end of an overhand right that came out of nowhere.
Slurper takes a kick to the side of the head.
Sanchez scores with a decent looking hook.
Sanchez lets loose with a powerful body kick. Slurper will feel that in the morning.
Sanchez throws a head kick that misses.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Slurper works Sanchez's body with a nice hook.
Sanchez throws a wild body kick that Slurper sees coming a mile off.
Sanchez throws a looping overhand right but Slurper ducks down to avoid it.
Slurper is looking to clinch.
Sanchez works Slurper's body with a nice hook.
Slurper fails to land with a series of punches.
Sanchez connects with a leg kick. Slurper looked like he was expecting something else and didn't defend it.
Slurper throws a body punch but Sanchez moves out of range.
A looping hook to the body misses from Sanchez. Slurper does a little dance to reset his feet.
Slurper tries to counter by moving into the clinch but Sanchez manages to circle out of the way.

Slurper closes the distance and pushes Sanchez back into the cage.

Sanchez breaks the clinch.
Good standup being displayed there by Sanchez as he connects with a hook.
Sloppy strikes from Slurper. Those never looked like landing.
Slurper's hands are dropping dangerously low here and Sanchez connects clean with a right hook that sends him down to one knee! Slurper scrambles back to his feet.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
The fight stays on the outside here - Slurper looks like he's thinking about clinching though.
A looping hook to the body misses from Sanchez. Slurper does a little dance to reset his feet.
Slurper ducks down and throws a hook to the body but Sanchez moves away.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Sanchez with a nice looking leg kick. You could hear that one land in a back row.
Slurper moves away from the strike by Sanchez.
Sanchez throws the kick towards the body but Slurper avoids it.
Sanchez wings a very wild body shot but it does the job and lands to the midsection.
Slurper throws a wild combination but nothing lands.
Sanchez throws a low kick, looking for Slurper's leg but Slurper calmly moves out of range.
Sanchez uses good head movement to avoid the hook from Slurper.
Thud! ouch! good body kick from Sanchez - that will leave a mark!
The crowd applaud the fighters' efforts here as the round comes to an end.

Slurper has closed the distance and engaged Sanchez in a clinch.
Slurper blocks an elbow strike from Sanchez.
Slurper's head jolts backwards as he takes an uppercut right on the button!

And that's the end of the fight!
Yes Man Sanchez comfortably won the final round on my scorecard.
I think Sanchez has won this one but let's see whether the judges agree with me. Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 5 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Chris Edwards scores the fight 47:48
Judge William Gold scores the fight 47:48
Judge James Glass scores the fight 47:48

In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Yes Man Sanchez!
Yes Man Sanchez is the new middleweight champion!
A very excited looking Yes Man Sanchez rambled incoherently for about 5 minutes post fight about how awesome he is. It was kinda funny for a while but then everyone got annoyed.
Snot Slurper spoke after the fight, saying 'bastard ate boiled eggs and stale beer b4 the fight and fouled the air so bad even the ref was gagging out there ! Do u know how hard it is to fight and NOT vomit at same time???? Bastard should be required to use a buttplug...'.