PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a light heavyweight MMA rules bout between Adolfo Hitlero (ranked 21800 p4p, 0 weight class) and Johnny Cocaine (ranked 1992 p4p, 0 weight class). Cocaine has chosen Nothing To Lose as his entrance music, which hasn't gone down very well with the crowd. Both fighters really staring each other down here, as Johnny Cocaine enters the cage!

Hitlero
vs
Cocaine

185 cm
31
205 lbs
5 - 5 - 0

192 cm
32
220 lbs
7 - 1 - 0

BJJ White Belt
Excellent boxer
Experienced

Good wrestler
World class MT
Granite chin

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the light heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 5 - 5 - 0, fighting out of London, Adolfo Hitlero!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 7 - 1 - 0, fighting out of New York, Johnny Cocaine!
The judges for this bout are Andrew Berry, James Glass and Colin Fotheringham.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Hitlero throws a leg kick
and Cocaine counters with a nice low kick that buckles Hitlero's knee momentarily.
Cocaine fakes and then throws a beautiful body shot. Hitlero looks a bit winded and takes a step backwards to take a breath.
Hitlero moves to clinch but Cocaine breaks away
and Cocaine counters with a good right hand that lands right on the jaw.

It looks like Adolfo Hitlero has been cut.
Hitlero looks to clinch
and Cocaine counters with a shot to the ribs. That looked like it hurt.
Hitlero tries to clinch but Cocaine moves away
enabling Cocaine to counter with a crisp jab.
Cocaine lands a nice shot to the body.
Cocaine thuds a left hand into Hitlero's body.
Hitlero is breathing heavily.
Cocaine drops Hitlero with a huge uppercut! Hitlero drops to the floor like a sack of potatoes. Cocaine is raining down punches and the ref stops the fight! This one is all over!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:35 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Johnny Cocaine!
In his post fight interview, Johnny Cocaine started talking himself up. Luckily his charisma kept the crowd on side and gave him a good reception.