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Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between Jammy Dough Nut (ranked 3551 p4p, 325 weight class) and Jihadi John (ranked 3984 p4p, 350 weight class). John is bouncing up and down as he enters the arena, backed by Ali-A. The atmosphere really building for this one as we go over to our ring announcer for the fighter introductions!
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265 lbs
1 - 1 - 0 |
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195 cm
25
270 lbs
2 - 1 - 0 |
BJJ Purple Belt
Decent elbows
Prefers standup |
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BJJ Blue Belt
Dangerous knees
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of
1 - 1 - 0, fighting out of London, Jammy Dough Nut!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of
2 - 1 - 0, fighting out of London, Jihadi John !
The judges for this bout are Phil Schofield, Chris Edwards and William Gold.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Dough Nut on the wrong end of a decent looking cross there.
Dough Nut throws a head kick but John moves out of range.
Dough Nut throws a combination but comes up with nothing but fresh air.
Dough Nut fakes with an overhand right and moves in to clinch with John , pushing him back against the cage.
John tries to land a knee to the head but Dough Nut blocks with his arms.
Knees to the body from John .
Knees in the clinch landing for John .
Our sources have told us that Dough Nut has been working on his knees in the buildup to the fight.
Dough Nut is breathing heavily.
A bit of stalling here from Dough Nut.
John lands with a left to the head.
John tries a knee to the head but Dough Nut blocks it.
John throws a punch but it's blocked by Dough Nut.
John throws a punch but it's blocked by Dough Nut.
John will no doubt start fighting again in a minute but for now he's just having a little rest, leaning Dough Nut up against the cage.
John using the Thai plumb to throw knees but Dough Nut has his back arched nicely, preventing the strike.
John tries to land a shot to the body but it's blocked.
That's one minute gone in the round.
John tries a knee to the head but he's missed.
John misses with a short punch on the inside.
Dough Nut just leaning against John , taking a breather.
Both guys are working to get underhooks.
Dough Nut blocks a couple of punches on the inside.
John trying to land knees to the body.
John with the Thai clinch. He's looking to land a big knee but he's not managed it this time.
John throws a knee to the head but misses.
Dough Nut blocks a punch to the side of the head.
John landing knees to the head.
Dough Nut taking a break, stalling in the clinch.
John lands a right uppercut that snaps the head of Dough Nut backwards.
John tries a knee to the head but he's missed.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
John with an attempt at a knee that misses.
John misses with a knee to the head.
Dough Nut holding his opponent close, against the cage.
John should think about turning a few of those tyres round his middle into muscle if he wants people to take him seriously as an athlete.
Dough Nut stalling the fight.
Dough Nut gets a warning from the ref for wasting time.
Dough Nut just leaning against John , taking a breather.
John 's corner are urging him to control the action in the clinch for a moment, rather than mount any serious offense. I'm sure the crowd appreciate those instructions... not.
John throws a head punch that misses.
John is looking to score with knees to the body. Maybe he'll change it up and go body then head. Dough Nut is defending well for now.
John lands with a right to the head.
John tries a knee to the head but he's missed.
This has been an exciting period of action!
An uppercut on the inside fails to land for John .
That's three minutes gone in the round.
A knee to the head by John .
It looks like Jammy Dough Nut has been cut.
John lands a right hand that snaps the head of Dough Nut backwards.
John misses with a knee to the head.
John comes over the top with an elbow. That landed flush.
John using the Thai plumb to throw knees but Dough Nut has his back arched nicely, preventing the strike.
Dough Nut on the defensive, avoiding the knees to the body.
Dough Nut avoiding damage as John throws knees to the body.
The pace really dropping off here, momentarily.
John tries a knee to the head but Dough Nut blocks it.
Dough Nut blocks a knee to the body. He'll have a nicely bruised forearm in the morning.
John scores a nice knee to the body.
John misses with a shot to the kidneys.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
John looking to throw knees to the head but Dough Nut is blocking nicely.
John misses with a knee to the head.
John tries to land a knee to the head but Dough Nut blocks with his arms.
John lands with a short head shot on the inside.
Dough Nut avoids the elbow strike from John , against the cage.
John throws an elbow that misses.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
John tries to land a knee to the head but Dough Nut blocks with his arms.
John unloads a knee to the mid-section. Dough Nut lets out a prehistoric sounding urrrrgh.
John slowing the pace effectively.
John lands a knee to the head there! That was nasty!
John throws a punch but it's blocked by Dough Nut.
John tries to land a knee to the head but Dough Nut blocks with his arms.
John taking a breather.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
Jihadi John dominated that round.
The cut man is working on Jammy Dough Nut's cut.
Well, the break between rounds is over. Let's get back to the scrappin!
John moves into range and clinches up with Dough Nut.
John pushes off an throws an elbow but Dough Nut leans to the side and avoids it. We're back to clinching against the cage.
John using the Thai plumb to throw knees but Dough Nut has his back arched nicely, preventing the strike.
John with the Thai clinch. He's looking to land a big knee but he's not managed it this time.
Dough Nut avoiding damage as John throws knees to the body.
Dough Nut controlling the action here for a moment.
John lands punches inside but they're not really causing much damage.
A short right hand to the side of the head by John .
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
John lands a good knee to the midsection. Dough Nut won't want to take too many of those.
John scores with a knee to the head.
John throws a punch but it's blocked by Dough Nut.
John throws a knee to the head but misses.
That's one minute gone in the round.
John tries to land a knee to the head but Dough Nut blocks with his arms.
Dough Nut taking a breather.
The fighters are pressed against the cage, as the pace of the fight slows.
John looking to stall.
Dough Nut is trying to maintain a safe position but John gets an underhook and turns Dough Nut into the cage.
John swings away with an uppercut that misses.
John throws a head punch that misses.
Jihadi John seems to be working more effectively in the clinch in the fight so far.
Dough Nut is looking to control John 's arms but John gets an underhook and turns him. Now Dough Nut has his back to the cage.
A real battle for position is taking place between these two warriors.
Dough Nut avoiding damage as John throws knees to the body.
John landing knees to the body.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
John tries to land a knee to the head but misses.
John with an attempt at a knee that misses.
John swings away with an uppercut that misses.
Dough Nut really does look like a pencil wearing a pair of gloves. Let's hope he has a gameplan to suit that ridiculous body shape.
Dough Nut trying to control the position but instead, John has worked for underhooks and has pushed Dough Nut into the cage.
With the fighters up against the cage, John throws an elbow but misses.
John tries to land a knee to the head but Dough Nut blocks with his arms.
John using the Thai plumb to throw knees but Dough Nut has his back arched nicely, preventing the strike.
Dough Nut tries to stall but John uses the opportunity to gain a better position.
John has a couple of punches blocked by Dough Nut.
An uppercut on the inside fails to land for John .
John landing knees to the body.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
John misses with a knee strike.
A quick uppercut on the inside from John .
With the fighters up against the cage, John throws an elbow but misses.
Come on Dough Nut - let's have some action - none of this stalling nonsense.
Dough Nut takes a knee right on the jaw!
Dough Nut's head jolts backwards as he takes an uppercut right on the button!
John lands a right hand that snaps the head of Dough Nut backwards.
John with the Thai clinch. He's looking to land a big knee but he's not managed it this time.
Dough Nut stalling here - the referee won't stand for too much of that.
John doesn't land with the attempted body shot.
John tried to land a shot to the body but connects with Dough Nut's elbow.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
John misses with a punch on the inside.
John looking to throw knees to the head but Dough Nut is blocking nicely.
Dough Nut controlling the action here for a moment.
Dough Nut wants to stall.
John throws a head punch that misses.
John misses the knee to the body. Nice hip positioning from Dough Nut.
John working aggressively here.
The crowd thankful this round is nearly over.
Dough Nut blocks a knee to the body. He'll have a nicely bruised forearm in the morning.
Dough Nut blocks the elbow strike.
Dough Nut blocks a punch to the side of the head.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
Jihadi John showed his class in that round. I'd imagine he'll take it on all the scorecards.
The cut man is working on Jammy Dough Nut's cut.
That's time! Dough Nut's corner gives him a slap on the ass as he gets ready to fight. This is the final round!
John fakes with an overhand right and moves in to clinch with Dough Nut, pushing him back against the cage.
John tries a knee to the head but he's missed.
John looking to throw knees to the head but Dough Nut is blocking nicely.
John has been the more effective fighter overall so far.
Dough Nut blocks an uppercut.
Dough Nut is trying to slow down the pace in the clinch, to catch his breath.
John tries to land a knee to the head but Dough Nut blocks with his arms.
John has Dough Nut pressed against the cage.
A head punch on the inside from John fails to land.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
A battle for position here, against the cage.
John fails to land with a short punch on the inside.
John trying to land knees to the body.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Dough Nut managing to block the knees to the body from John .
John stalling against the cage.
John throws a nice elbow but it doesn't land.
Dough Nut wants to stall.
John lands with a good tight uppercut to the head.
John creates a bit of distance and throws an elbow that only just misses.
John tries to land a knee to the head but misses.
John misses the knee to the body. Nice hip positioning from Dough Nut.
John tried to land a shot to the body but connects with Dough Nut's elbow.
John misses with a hook from the clinch.
Dough Nut is trying to slow down the pace of the fight but John is keeping busy.
John tries a knee to the head but Dough Nut blocks it.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
John with the Thai clinch, lands a knee to the head.
John takes a big intake of breath there - he's definitely tired.
Dough Nut's corner are urging him to control the action in the clinch for a moment, rather than mount any serious offense. I'm sure the crowd appreciate those instructions... not.
John struggles to land a body shot inside as Dough Nut controls his hands.
John being controlled against the cage.
John throws a nice elbow but it doesn't land.
John lands with a short shot to the head.
John landing knees to the body. They look like they could hurt.
Nice elbow from John .
That's three minutes gone in the round.
John missing with knees to the body.
John tries a knee to the head but Dough Nut blocks it.
With the fighters up against the cage, John throws an elbow but misses.
John with the Thai clinch. He's looking to land a big knee but he's not managed it this time.
John misses with a knee strike.
John swings wildly with an uppercut but Dough Nut uses good head movement to avoid it.
Dough Nut is working hard here but doesn't seem to be able to control effectively, up against the cage.
John using the Thai plumb to throw knees but Dough Nut has his back arched nicely, preventing the strike.
John swings away with an uppercut that misses.
John misses with a short punch on the inside.
John is looking to score with knees to the body. Maybe he'll change it up and go body then head. Dough Nut is defending well for now.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
A head punch on the inside from John fails to land.
Dough Nut wants to stall.
John has Dough Nut pushed against the cage.
Dough Nut wants to stall.
With the two fighters working up against the cage, John just misses with a elbow thrown towards Dough Nut's brow.
John being controlled against the cage.
Dough Nut blocks a punch to the side of the head.
Jammy Dough Nut has stepped it up - he knows he needs a finish here!
Boooooooooooooooooooo!!! God, this has been a terrible round. Come on you two, sort yourselves out!
John is looking to control Dough Nut's arms but Dough Nut gets an underhook and turns him. Now John has his back to the cage.
And that's the end of the fight!
Jihadi John comfortably won the final round on my scorecard.
I've got John winning every round here. Surely the decision will go his way and he'll pick up a well deserved decision victory. Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.
Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Phil Schofield scores the fight 25:30
Judge Chris Edwards scores the fight 25:30
Judge William Gold scores the fight 25:30
In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Jihadi John !
A victorious Jihadi John thanked his army of followers in his post fight interview, telling people to make sure they follow him on Twitter.
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energy
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hype
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pop
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RATING
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