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Coming up we have a welterweight MMA rules bout between penis torto (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Qun Curry (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). penis torto has the edge in experience - let's see if he can make that count tonight.
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168 lbs
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172 cm
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160 lbs
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BJJ Blue Belt
Brawler
Granite chin |
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BJJ Blue Belt
Good kicks
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the welterweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of
3 - 3 - 0, fighting out of St Petersburg, penis torto!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of
0 - 2 - 0, fighting out of St Petersburg, Qun Curry!
The judges for this bout are Sergei Dronov, Viktor Lagutenko and Dmitry Maklakov.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Curry dances in quickly and lands a nice inside leg kick on torto. That did some damage!
Curry throws a nice hook to the body that draws an oooh from the crowd.
torto is breathing heavily.
Curry throws a head kick that looked like it stung.
torto shoots for a takedown but Curry saw that one coming a mile off and avoided it easily.
torto will have to do better than that with his takedown attempts.
Curry lands a jab to the head.
Curry misses with a double jab.
torto shoots in looking for a takedown. Curry tries to sprawl out of it but torto keeps driving through. The fighters are pinned against the cage. Curry manages to get underhooks and after a bit of a struggle, circles away and we're back to standing.
That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for penis torto. That's going to take a lot out of him.
Curry will need to tighten up his combinations if he doesn't want to gas himself out, swinging at thin air.
Nice body kick from Curry.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Curry tries a head kick but it misses.
Curry misses with a head kick.
Qun Curry seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Curry lands a nice looking body kick.
Curry connects with a nice looking jab.
A kick lands to the mid section there for Curry.
Curry buckles his opponent's knee momentarily with a nice leg kick.
Curry scores with the left hand. torto knows he should have avoided that one.
This is turning into a torrid day at the office for torto. He's trying desperately to land a takedown but he's failing miserably and getting slapped silly on the feet to compound his misery.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Curry plants his feet and lands a nice head kick!
torto takes a shot to the nose. Hopefully that hasn't broken it.
torto ducks under an overhand right and circles away with a smile on his face.
torto defending well as Curry loads up on a big left hand.
torto shoots in for a takedown! He's got it and he's managed to land in full mount! That's better than torto was expecting from the takedown attempt, I'm sure!
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.
torto throwing shots from mount but they're not landing.
Curry is squirming around, avoiding torto's attempts to control the action.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
torto controlling the position easily from mount.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Curry is squirming around, avoiding torto's attempts to control the action.
The referee stands the fighters back up. penis torto just wasn't active enough from the dominant position.
A left lands for Curry.
torto changes levels and drives through with a really nice takedown into side control. Curry looks really pissed at himself for not defending that better.
torto trying to control the position but Curry is working away.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
torto throws a strike aimed at the side of Curry's head but Curry avoids it well.
torto trying to control the position but Curry is working away.
torto slows the pace down.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
Qun Curry dominated that round.
The fighters' corners scream their final instructions, as the referee calls time. Here we go, back to the action!
Curry feints with a shoulder and throws a nice leg kick to torto's calf.
The fighters are starting to get sweaty, which will make takedowns a bit more tricky.
torto shoots in but no luck this time.
torto takes a head kick and shrugs it off.
Curry scores with a nice looking left hook and follows it up with an uppercut!
torto blocks a head kick by Curry.
Curry misses with a looping right.
Curry tries a switch kick but it misses it's target.
torto shoots in for a takedown and gets it.
torto is looking to take a break and control but Curry is keeping him honest, looking to work from the bottom.
Both fighters are absolutely exhausted here.
torto throwing punches and elbows but they're not doing any damage.
That's one minute gone in the round.
torto controlling the action here.
torto wants to take a breather but Curry is having none of it.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
The crowd are showing their displeasure at the lack of action as loud boos ring out around the arena.
It looks like we're going to have a standup here. Neither fighter is doing enough on the ground.
torto gets cracked there but stands up to it.
Curry lands with a hook. torto tried to avoid it but it clipped the top of his head.
Curry swings away but doesn't land with a series of punches.
torto shoots in from a long way out. He's driving through with the takedown attempt and he eventually gets it, landing in Curry's guard.
torto trying to control the position from guard on top but Curry is wriggling around, looking for whatever he can.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.
Curry has his hands on torto's head, controlling the position.
Curry is looking to stand up but torto isn't so interested in that idea.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
My god... these two guys really need to pick up the pace or everyone will leave to go get a beer.
Curry keeping moving, preventing torto from controlling successfully.
The crowd thankful this round is nearly over.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
penis torto dominated that second round.
Well, the break between rounds is over. Let's get back to the scrappin! This is the final round!
torto decides to change it up a bit and drives through with a nice takedown into half guard.
torto wants to lay and pray for a moment but Curry keeps working.
The referee stands the fighters back up. penis torto just wasn't active enough from the dominant position.
A chopping leg kick lands by Curry.
torto gets cracked there but stands up to it.
torto fails with a rather predictable takedown attempt.
Curry pulls out of a head kick attempt.
Curry misses with a few strikes there.
Curry looks to score with a jab to the body but torto is just out of range.
penis torto is looking to throw some combinations by the looks of things.
torto fails miserably with a takedown attempt.
That's one minute gone in the round.
A chopping leg kick lands by Curry.
Both fighters are breathing heavily.
torto fails with the takedown.
That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for penis torto. That's going to take a lot out of him.
Curry lands a nice looking body shot.
A head kick misses from Curry.
Curry pulls out of a head kick attempt.
torto gets the takedown into side control.
torto controlling the position.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
torto is looking to take a break and control but Curry is keeping him honest, looking to work from the bottom.
torto decides to stand up, so the ref orders Curry to his feet.
Curry throws a right and a left that torto avoids nicely.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
torto looking for a takedown here - he's got it.
torto not doing a lot at the moment. He'll have to show some more aggression or the fight will get stood up.
Curry trying to control the position.
torto seems content to control from guard here. He's going to have to remain active though if he doesn't want to get stood back up.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
torto loading up with the ground and pound but he's missing more than he's landing in this flurry.
torto throwing strikes from guard but Curry blocks nicely.
torto looking to control the position here, rather than advance.
And that's the end of the fight!
penis torto showed his dominance in that final round.
I think torto has won this one but let's see what the judges have to say. Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.
Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Sergei Dronov scores the fight 29:28
Judge Viktor Lagutenko scores the fight 29:28
Judge Dmitry Maklakov scores the fight 29:28
In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... penis torto!
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RATING
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