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Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between Anal Porn (ranked 4352 p4p, 0 weight class) and Peter Petersson (ranked 2795 p4p, 0 weight class). There are an array of beautiful celebrities at ringside tonight! I wonder if any of them paid for their tickets.
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169 cm
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220 lbs
1 - 0 - 0 |
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170 cm
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250 lbs
4 - 0 - 0 |
BJJ Blue Belt
Brawler
Big heart |
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Good wrestler
Counter fighter
Granite chin |
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the heavyweight division. Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner. With a record of
1 - 0 - 0, fighting out of London, Anal Porn! And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner. With a record of
4 - 0 - 0, fighting out of London, Peter Petersson! The judges for this bout are Paul Tew, Andrew Berry and Steven Brown.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway! Porn shoots in but Petersson avoids the takedown attempt easily. Porn tries to clinch but Petersson moves out of range. Porn shoots in for a takedown. "Ole!" shouts Petersson as he jumps to the side. Porn shoots in for a takedown but doesn't get it. That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for Anal Porn. That's going to take a lot out of him. Porn tries to clinch but is not successful on this occasion. We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up. Petersson displays good takedown defense there as he swats away a double leg from Porn. Porn tries to close the distance and clinch up but Petersson swats him away and circles back towards the center. Porn shoots for a double leg takedown but Petersson sprawls well. He's pushed Porn's face into the mat and manages to get back to his feet relatively easily.
That's one minute gone in the round. Petersson misses with a hook. Porn throws a head kick that Petersson semi-blocks.
Porn doesn't manage to clinch there - Petersson circles away.
Porn shoots in with a takedown attempt and he has Petersson pinned against the cage. Petersson gets the underhooks and manages to circle away. Porn throws a sloppy head kick and Petersson holds on and brings the fighters into a clinch. Porn is looking to control Petersson's arms but Petersson gets an underhook and turns him. Now Porn has his back to the cage. Petersson lands a right hand that snaps the head of Porn backwards. Petersson is working Porn over against the cage. Petersson lands with a good tight uppercut to the head.
That's two minutes gone in the round. Petersson misses with a body punch.
Petersson is defending well against a takedown attempt. Porn is working for a takedown up against the cage. He can't get it on this occasion though. Petersson lands with a short shot to the head. Nice body punch from Petersson. Porn is breathing heavily. Porn wants to strike at distance but he can't break free of the clinch.
Petersson softening up his opponent with strikes, against the cage. Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show! Petersson scores with a shoulder strike. Porn misses with a punch on the inside.
A body shot lands from Petersson.
Petersson lands with a short punch from the clinch.
Petersson cracks Porn with a nice body shot. Petersson cracks Porn with a nice body shot.
That's three minutes gone in the round. Petersson lands a nice looking hook to the body, against the cage. Petersson cracks Porn with a nice body shot. A short right hand to the side of the head by Petersson. Petersson's coach down at London BALLS OF STEEL was telling us pre-fight that they have been working on Petersson's balance. Obviously they view that as a key factor in the outcome of this fight. Petersson working some nice short punches in the clinch.
Porn is rocked! Petersson drops Porn onto one knee with a big uppercut from the clinch! Porn is propped up by the cage and works his way back to his feet! Oh Porn is still all over the place! His legs are completely gone! Will he be able to recover?!! Petersson throws a big uppercut that drops Porn! More strikes from Petersson and the referee jumps in to stop the fight! Porn lies dazed against the cage as Petersson celebrates with his cornermen!
Ladies and gentlemen, after 3:37 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Peter Petersson!
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energy
A | B |
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hype
A | B |
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pop
A | B |
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mgr
A | B |
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FIGHT
RATING
44% |
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