PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a middleweight MMA rules bout between Alesana Seia (ranked 6265 p4p, 0 weight class) and Happier Happiest (ranked 3663 p4p, 0 weight class). Happiest is bobbing his head along to his entrance song: Ken Dodd & the Diddy Men: Happiness. I can't wait for this one - let's get the fighter introductions out of the way and get this one started!

Seia
vs
Happiest

190 cm
18
195 lbs
0 - 1 - 0

190 cm
25
190 lbs
1 - 0 - 0

BJJ White Belt
Excellent MT
Granite chin

BJJ White Belt
Excellent boxer
Solid chin

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the middleweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 0 - 1 - 0, fighting out of New York, Alesana Seia!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 1 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Amsterdam, Happier Happiest!
The judges for this bout are Aafke Stam, Patrick Alders and Wagner Zegers.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Seia misses with an uppercut.
Happiest moves out of range of the body kick.
Happiest uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Seia.
Happiest walks into a stiff left hand from Seia.
Seia misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick.
Seia throws a head kick that misses.
Seia looks to have improved his striking defense since last time we saw him fight.
Happiest scores with a hook.
Seia misses with a head kick.
Seia fails with an attempt to clinch.
Seia doesn't react quick enough there as he takes a shot to the body.
Happiest throws a head kick that misses and slips in the process. He scrambles back to his feet and the fighters circle.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Happiest on the receiving end of a decent leg kick there by Seia. Seia obviously looking to wear him down.
Seia checks the leg kick.
Happiest misses with a head kick.
Seia throws a head kick that misses and slips in the process. He scrambles back to his feet and the fighters circle.
Happiest tries to bum rush Seia with a series of wild strikes but Seia uses good footwork to avoid the assault.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Good leg kick by Seia there. It's the ones that make that thud noise that hurt and that was an almighty thud.
Nice shot by Seia.
Seia connects with a good right hand that stumbles Happiest. Happiest circles away out of range and recomposes himself.
Happiest moves his head to the side to avoid a jab but walks straight into a cross.
Happiest tries to check a leg kick but that clearly hurt him.
Happiest throws a head kick that misses and slips in the process. He scrambles back to his feet and the fighters circle.
Happiest is looking to chop away at Seia's legs.
Seia throws a counter high kick but Happiest was just alert enough to avoid it.
Seia looking to land some kicks to the body here.
Happiest takes a swing at Seia's ribcage but misses.
Happiest defending well as Seia loads up on a big left hand.
Happiest moves out of range of the body kick from Seia.
Seia throws a nice inside leg kick.
Seia tries to land a leg kick but Happiest saw it coming and moves away.
Seia throws a hook but Happiest blocks it.
A thudding body kick lands there by Seia!
Happiest looks winded!

That's two minutes gone in the round.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Seia digs a good body shot into Happiest's ribs.
Seia moves into range and lands a nice body kick.
Seia is looking to clinch.
Happiest takes a jab on the nose there. A little bit of blood seems to be coming out. Hopefully that won't affect his breathing.

Seia pushes Happiest up against the cage in a clinch.
Seia lands with a light punch inside.
Seia throws a head punch that misses.
Happiest looks like he'd prefer to be striking at range right now.
Happiest blocking some punches.
Happiest is trying to work out of this bad position, with his back against the cage.
Seia makes some space for himself and lands an uppercut.
Seia tried to land a shot to the body but connects with Happiest's elbow.
A head punch blocked on the inside by Happiest.
Happiest is trying to push Seia away but Seia has him pressed against the cage, so he's going nowhere.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Seia can't find room to land a body shot as Happiest controls the action.
Seia misses with a punch to the body.
Happiest is trying to work out of this bad position, with his back against the cage.
Seia has a couple of punches blocked by Happiest.
Come on Seia - let's have some action - none of this stalling nonsense.
Stalling in the clinch from Seia.
We've been informed that Happiest has been working hard on his conditioning in the buildup to the fight.
Happiest is trying to force a seperation but Seia has the dominant position.
Seia scores with a shot to the side of Happiest's head.
Seia's corner are urging him to control the action in the clinch for a moment, rather than mount any serious offense. I'm sure the crowd appreciate those instructions... not.
Seia lands an uppercut.
Seia keeps the fight in the clinch, despite Happiest's efforts to push away.
A short uppercut from Seia.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Seia lands a hook to the side of the head.
Seia works on Happiest's body with a couple of short punches.
Seia lands a right hand that snaps the head of Happiest backwards.
Seia lands a right uppercut that snaps the head of Happiest backwards.
Seia tries to work over Happiest's body with a swooping hook but it only glances the target.
Happiest blocks a couple of punches on the inside.
Seia struggles to land a body shot inside as Happiest controls his hands.
Seia will no doubt start fighting again in a minute but for now he's just having a little rest, leaning Happiest up against the cage.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Seia lands a nice uppercut.
Seia lands on the inside with an uppercut.
Seia lands a right hand that snaps the head of Happiest backwards.
An uppercut on the inside fails to land for Seia.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Alesana Seia dominated that round.
That's time! Back to the action!

Seia connects with a nice looking jab.
Seia connects with a leg kick. He turned his hip over nicely there.
Seia tries to clinch there but Happiest circles away.
Happiest with a nice cross.
Happiest looks shocked there as he takes a right hand to the temple.

Happiest is rocked!
Happier Happiest is looking to throw some combinations by the looks of things.
Seia looks to land a right hand but Happiest moved out of range.
Happiest is still on wobbly legs! Can Seia finish him?
A combination from Happiest does no damage.
Seia circles away before darting back in with a big straight right hand. It connects beautifully and sends Happiest tumbling to the canvas! He's out cold! Seia wins by KO!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:32 of round 2, we have a winner by way of KO (Punch). Alesana Seia!
Happier Happiest spoke after the fight, saying 'Happiness is a choice '.