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Coming up we have a welterweight MMA rules bout between Marciano Cobb (ranked 112 p4p, 18 weight class) and Hairy Scrotum (ranked 82 p4p, 13 weight class). Cobb's ring entrance music is that housewives' favourite, Miley Cyrus - Party In The U.S.A.. Both fighters look fresh as a daisy as they make their way towards the cage.
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177 lbs
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Good wrestling
World class boxer
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World class MT
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 5 rounds, for the welterweight championship of the world!
Introducing the champion to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of
20 - 8 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Marciano Cobb!
And introducing the challenger to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of
22 - 9 - 0, fighting out of Helsinki, Hairy Scrotum!
The judges for this bout are Don Winkell, Jack Bonds and .
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Scrotum moving in and out of range nicely, whilst landing the scoring shot.
Cobb scores with a jab to the jaw of his opponent.
Scrotum looks more muscular than last time we saw him. He must have been on the weights.
Cobb scores with a straight right hand, right through his opponent's guard.
Scrotum misses with a jab, cross combination.
Scrotum misses with the combination.
Cobb jabbing away but nothing is landing.
Scrotum lands a jab, followed by a cross and another cross, as Cobb backs up against the cage.
Scrotum dips to his left and cracks Cobb with an uppercut!
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Cobb misses with a looping left.
Cobb walks into a left hand.
Cobb get stunned by a cross and takes another one on the button. Cobb stumbles backwards and tries to bounce back off the cage but Scrotum runs in and jumps on him with a leaping lead hook that puts him out! Wow, that was highlight reel stuff! Awesome finish!
Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:50 of round 1, we have a winner by way of KO (Punch). Hairy Scrotum!
Hairy Scrotum is the new welterweight champion!
Hairy Scrotum seemed lost for words in his post fight interview but he remembered to thank his fans and directed everyone to his website.
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hype
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pop
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