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Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between Schmorgen Biscuit (ranked 624 p4p, 84 weight class) and Vladimir Impaler (ranked 842 p4p, 113 weight class). These two fighters really are very evenly matched on the feet - it will be fascinating to see who can assert themselves in that aspect of the fight.
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230 lbs
20 - 14 - 0 |
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275 lbs
21 - 11 - 0 |
Great wrestler
World class boxer
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World class boxer
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of
20 - 14 - 0, fighting out of Los Angeles, Schmorgen Biscuit!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of
21 - 11 - 0, fighting out of London, Vladimir Impaler!
The judges for this bout are Don Winkell, Timothy Bukovac and Jack Bonds.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Impaler slips under a jab from Biscuit.
Impaler takes a shot to the body in his stride.
Impaler misses with a straight right.
Vladimir Impaler seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
The fighters circling - Biscuit throws out the jab but it was never going to land.
Biscuit throws a lazy right hand but Impaler sees it coming a mile off and sidesteps it easily.
Biscuit has been working on his boxing with his coaches at Crapollas Gym in the buildup to the fight.
Impaler fakes a jab and scores with a low kick.
Impaler throws a leg kick
and Biscuit counters with a driving takedown into guard. Nice work there by Biscuit.
Biscuit is intent on slowing down the pace of the fight, simply looking to control.
Biscuit trying to land body shots but he keeps hitting the mat.
Biscuit preventing the sweep.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Impaler has a closed guard, preventing anything of note from happening. Perhaps he's looking to stall.
Biscuit wants to control from the top but Impaler keeps moving.
Biscuit postures up to throw the ground and pound strikes but they don't connect.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Biscuit working from the guard for now, landing some ground and pound.
Impaler pulls Biscuit in close to his closed guard and prevents Biscuit from doing any damage or advancing position.
Biscuit wants to control from the top but Impaler keeps moving.
Biscuit postures up in Impaler's guard and throws a big left but Impaler blocks it.
Biscuit's corner is telling him to maintain position.
Biscuit throws an elbow that misses. Impaler uses the momentum to reverse the position. He's now in Biscuit's guard. Nice move by Impaler!
Biscuit seems keen to control rather than go for a submission, at least for now.
Impaler stopping the sweep attempt from Biscuit.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Impaler's corner is telling him to maintain position.
Biscuit might be looking to lock onto one of his opponent's long limbs for a submission, whilst we're on the ground.
Impaler decides to stand up and beckons his opponent to follow.
Impaler lands a glancing blow to the side of Biscuit's head.
Biscuit misses with a looping right.
Biscuit ducks under a wild hook from Impaler.
Biscuit on the receiving end of a decent leg kick there by Impaler. Impaler obviously looking to wear him down.
Biscuit cracks Impaler with a hook to the jaw. Both fighters smile at eachother and high-five before getting back down to business.
Biscuit uses decent footwork to sidestep a right hand from Impaler.
Impaler tries to score with an inside leg kick but telegraphs it and Biscuit is able to avoid easily.
Biscuit takes the fight into the clinch.
Biscuit is working for takedown but Impaler is calmly controlling the position for now.
Impaler lands on the inside with an uppercut.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Impaler misses with a hook to the ribs.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Nice body punch from Impaler.
Impaler prevents the takedown attempt.
Impaler wants to break free but Biscuit has control.
Impaler lands a body shot in the clinch.
Impaler gets underhooks to prevent Biscuit's takedown attempt.
That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for Schmorgen Biscuit. That's going to take a lot out of him.
Biscuit lands a shot to the body.
Biscuit is trying to slow down the pace of the fight but Impaler is keeping busy.
Impaler can't find room to land a body shot as Biscuit controls the action.
Biscuit has hold of a leg and is looking for a trip takedown. Impaler avoids it nicely though and we remain in the clinch.
Impaler misses with a short punch on the inside.
Impaler has a couple of punches blocked by Biscuit.
Impaler blocks an elbow strike from Biscuit.
Biscuit lands a damaging elbow.
Impaler can't find room to land a body shot as Biscuit controls the action.
Impaler works for underhooks and lands a body shot in the process.
Biscuit is breathing heavily.
A nice left hand lands by Impaler.
Impaler pushes off and circles away, back to the middle of the mat.
Biscuit blocks a jab.
Like a baseball bat into the meat of his leg there - nice leg kick by Impaler.
Impaler fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Biscuit manages to avoid it.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Biscuit uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Impaler.
Biscuit appears to be looking for a counter takedown.
Impaler lands with a nice low kick. That'll leave a bruise.
A jab lands there for Impaler.
It looks like Schmorgen Biscuit has been cut.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Impaler throws an ugly left hook that misses
and Biscuit counters with a nice shoot takedown that brings the fighters to the ground.
Impaler pushes Biscuit off and scrambles back to his feet.
Biscuit throws a jab but it's blocked by Impaler.
Biscuit shoots in and gets a takedown into Impaler's guard.
Impaler keeping full guard, as Biscuit tries to pass.
Biscuit trying to control but Impaler is working from the bottom.
Biscuit is working Impaler over from the guard. He should look to pass the guard and do a little more damage with these strikes.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.
Impaler working the defensive guard well to avoid strikes from Biscuit.
Biscuit stopping the sweep attempt from Impaler.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
Vladimir Impaler dominated that round.
The cut man is working on Schmorgen Biscuit's cut.
That's the end of the interval. I'm sure that seemed a lot quicker than a minute for our two fighters! Back to the action.
Impaler tries to land a leg kick but Biscuit saw it coming and moves away.
Biscuit moves out of range of the strikes.
Biscuit misses with a takedown attempt
and Impaler counters with a good right hand that lands right on the jaw.
Impaler misses with an uppercut.
A telegraphed right hand from Biscuit misses the target.
Impaler throws out a leg kick but Biscuit moves out of range and Impaler only half commits.
Biscuit attempts a counter takedown but Impaler avoids it well and moves away.
Impaler connects with a looping right hand.
Impaler has been the more effective fighter overall so far.
Impaler walks straight into a jab right on the nose. That one stung - he's blinking and trying to clear his head.
A combination from Biscuit does no damage.
Biscuit throws a hook but Impaler blocks it.
Biscuit is the aggressor but that punch slipped nicely by Impaler.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Biscuit misses with a looping right.
Impaler lunges in with an uppercut that skims his opponent's chin.
Biscuit swings widly with a right hand
and Impaler cracks him with a counter punch right on the button.
Impaler drops his hands and takes a jab to the jaw for his troubles.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Impaler throws a looping overhand right but Biscuit ducks down to avoid it.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Impaler throws a body shot but no joy.
Impaler throws a looping overhand right but Biscuit ducks down to avoid it.
Nice cross by Impaler.
Impaler throws a looping overhand right but Biscuit ducks down to avoid it.
Impaler displays some good footwork, moving neatly out of range as Biscuit throws out the jab.
Biscuit looks to score with a jab to the body but Impaler is just out of range.
Impaler scores with a reasonable looking shot to the body. Biscuit doesn't seem bothered though.
Impaler avoids a lazy jab quite easily.
Impaler throws a monster uppercut resembling something out of street fighter but it doesn't land.
Biscuit attempts a counter takedown but Impaler avoids it well and moves away.
Impaler lands a jab to the head.
Vladimir Impaler seems to be getting the better of the standup.
Impaler just misses with a punch to the body.
Biscuit thows a left - swing and a miss!
Vladimir Impaler is looking to keep the fight on the feet at all costs.
Impaler avoids a punch combination nicely.
Impaler throws a lazy right hand but Biscuit sees it coming a mile off and sidesteps it easily.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Impaler takes a swing at Biscuit's ribcage but misses.
A punch lands to the side of Biscuit 's head but he takes it in his stride.
Biscuit misses with a left hand
and Impaler counters with a straight punch to the midsection.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Impaler looks to land a right hand but Biscuit moved out of range.
Biscuit changes levels looking for a counter takedown but doesn't commit.
Biscuit misses with a hook
and Impaler cracks him with a counter punch right on the button.
The fight stays on the outside here - Impaler looks like he's thinking about clinching though.
Impaler swings for the body but Biscuit moves out of range.
Biscuit was looking to counter that move with a punch but didn't quite pull the trigger.
Biscuit looks for a takedown here. Will he get it? Impaler is fending him off so far but Biscuit persists. Nope, Impaler circles away and we're back to standing.
Impaler throws a hook but Biscuit avoids it easily.
Biscuit is really struggling to find his range with his punches. Impaler's reach advantage is clearly causing him problems.
Impaler tries to score with a leg kick but it misses it's target.
A lazy left from Impaler finds it's target.
Biscuit defending well as Impaler loads up on a big left hand.
Biscuit misses with a right hand
letting Impaler counter with a right hand.
Impaler scores with a nice head shot.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Impaler cracks a nice hook into Biscuit's ribs.
Biscuit avoids the body shot from Impaler.
A jab from Biscuit misses.
Biscuit throws a hook to the side of Impaler's head but Impaler sees it coming and ducks under it beautifully.
Jab by Biscuit.
Biscuit throws a hook but Impaler avoids it easily.
Biscuit tries to move into range but Impaler moves to the side and lands with a nice right hand.
Impaler tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Biscuit was well out of range. Poor timing from Impaler.
Impaler throws a shot to the body.
Biscuit tries to close the distance and clinch up but Impaler swats him away and circles back towards the center.
Biscuit takes a shot right to the bread basket.
Biscuit scores with a crisp jab that stopped Impaler in his tracks.
Impaler throws an uppercut from half a mile away. Biscuit sees it coming and avoids it easily.
Biscuit takes a punch right to his stomach. That took the wind out of him momentarily.
Impaler ducks down and throws a hook to the body but Biscuit moves away.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Impaler closes the distance and clinches.
Stalling in the clinch from Biscuit.
Biscuit misses with a short punch on the inside.
Biscuit lands with a right to the head.
A battle for position here, against the cage.
Biscuit has a body lock and is looking for a takedown. Impaler is bouncing around trying to prevent the takedown and somehow he has indeed managed to stay on his feet.
That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for Schmorgen Biscuit. That's going to take a lot out of him.
A left hand lands to the body for Impaler.
Both fighters are absolutely exhausted here.
Impaler scores with a shot to the side of Biscuit's head.
Impaler tries a body shot but Biscuit blocks it.
Impaler lands a body shot.
Impaler digs a right hand into Biscuit's ribs. Those have got to be taking their toll on Biscuit's gas tank.
Impaler lands a shoulder strike that jolts his opponent's head backwards.
Impaler lands a body punch in the clinch.
Impaler lands with a right to the head.
Schmorgen Biscuit's cut is getting worse.
Impaler tries to work over Biscuit's body with a swooping hook but it only glances the target.
A quick uppercut on the inside from Impaler.
Impaler is leaning against Biscuit and scores with a nice uppercut to the body.
A nice right hand lands inside from Impaler.
Impaler breaks from the clinch.
Impaler throws a good cross that connects.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
Vladimir Impaler showed his class in that round. I'd imagine he'll take it on all the scorecards.
The cut man is working on Schmorgen Biscuit's cut.
The corners get their ten second warning. Both fighters stand from their stools and stare eachother down, ready to get back to the action. This is the final round!
Impaler scores with a jab to the jaw of his opponent.
Impaler misses with a body shot.
Impaler with a body punch. A glancing blow.
Impaler lands an overhand left. A wild punch that just about connected.
Biscuit is rocked!
Biscuit doesn't react quick enough there as he takes a shot to the body.
Impaler lands a leg kick. The shin dug right into the meat of the thigh.
Impaler lands a straight punch to the body, keeping Biscuit at a distance.
Impaler throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
Impaler swings for the body but Biscuit moves out of range.
Impaler lands with a hook. Biscuit tried to avoid it but it clipped the top of his head.
Oh Biscuit is still all over the place! His legs are completely gone! Will he be able to recover?!!
Impaler walks forward and throws a big overhand right! Biscuit drops to the floor like a sack of potatoes! Impaler swarms on him with more punches until the referee wrestles him away from Biscuit's unconscious body! Wow, that was brutal!
Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:45 of round 3, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Vladimir Impaler!
In his post fight interview, Vladimir Impaler started talking himself up. Luckily his charisma kept the crowd on side and gave him a good reception.
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