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Coming up we have a featherweight MMA rules bout between Shaq Double J (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Yippe Mofo (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Double J's ring entrance music is that housewives' favourite, GSP - Im not impressed. Yippe Mofo is the more experienced fighter, so let's see if that makes a difference tonight.
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155 lbs
5 - 3 - 0 |
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170 cm
24
145 lbs
6 - 7 - 0 |
Good wrestling
Counter striker
Experienced |
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BJJ Brown Belt
Brawler
Solid chin |
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the featherweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of
5 - 3 - 0, fighting out of London, Shaq Double J!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of
6 - 7 - 0, fighting out of London, Yippe Mofo!
The judges for this bout are James Atkins, Paul Tew and James Glass.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
That's a knee to de groin and it's over and out! Double J crumples to the ground after an illegal strike from Mofo - the referee stops the clock and Double J gets 5 minutes to recover from that one. "I'm sorry" says Mofo. Double J manages to get back to his feet and the fight resumes.
A nice leg kick lands there from Mofo.
Mofo throws a leg kick but Double J checks it.
Mofo looks frustrated there after his takedown attempt is stuffed easily.
Mofo throws a head kick that misses.
Mofo tries a switch kick but it misses it's target.
Mofo pulls out of a head kick attempt.
Double J blocks a leg kick.
Mofo throws a sloppy head kick and Double J moves out of range easily.
Mofo fails with the takedown.
Double J blocks a head kick by Mofo.
Double J avoids the head kick by Mofo.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Double J blocks a head kick by Mofo.
Double J shoots in and bounces Mofo off the ropes to secure the takedown into guard.
Mofo looks gassed!
Mofo is trying to control the position from the bottom.
Double J trying to pass the guard but can't manage it just yet.
Double J drops back for a leg but he's not going to get it - he lets go and Mofo dives on top into guard.
Double J on his back here. We all know that wrestlers don't like being on their back so let's see if Double J tries to get out of the position.
Mofo has decided he wants to stand but the closed guard of Double J is proving hard to escape from.
The fighters are tangled up in the ropes here. We might need a restart if the fighters can't break free themselves.
Mofo passes Double J's right leg, so he's now in half guard.
Double J is looking for a sweep. Mofo is wise to his cunning plan and keeps the top position.
Double J is staying active underneath Mofo, who seems content to just control the action from this position.
Double J throws a strike from the bottom that misses.
Mofo is trying to work for a kimura but Double J is defending well.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Mofo prevents Double J from improving his position.
Mofo trying to control the action but Double J is working from the bottom.
Double J is looking for a sweep. Mofo is wise to his cunning plan and keeps the top position.
Double J gets back to full guard.
Double J manages to sweep nicely, so he's now on top. Mofo manages to get himself to full guard.
Double J working some ground and pound from guard but it's not doing any damage.
Mofo controls Double J momentarily but Double J frees himself.
Double J makes a bit of distance and scores with some ground and pound, still in guard.
Double J stands up and looks to throw the legs aside to pass to side control. Mofo swivels though and keeps the full guard.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Mofo wants to get back to his feet but Double J is in a dominant position and won't allow it.
Double J pushing down on Mofo's thigh, trying to pass to half guard. He's managed it... Nice work.
Double J wants to free his trapped foot but Mofo is holding on for dear life with his legs.
Double J works his way into side control.
The fighters are trapped in the ropes so we're going to have a reposition here. The ref calls for a break and repositions the fighters in the center of the ring.
Double J scoring with punches and elbows.
Mofo manages to get back to half guard.
Double J lands a big shot. The thud that echoes around the arena is like music to the fans' ears.
Double J thumps the canvas. Not on purpose obviously - he just missed Mofo's head.
Mofo moves into full guard.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Double J trying to control the position from guard on top but Mofo is wriggling around, looking for whatever he can.
Hammerfist, elbow! yells Double J's corner. There ya go! There ya go!
Mofo pushes Double J off and gets back to his feet.
Mofo misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick.
Double J misses with an uppercut. Mofo saw that one coming.
Double J closes the distance and gets a double leg, slamming Mofo to the mat! Mofo manages to get full guard.
Double J is sitting in guard, working some ground and pound.
Double J postures up to throw the ground and pound strikes but they don't connect.
Double J trying to control the position from guard on top but Mofo is wriggling around, looking for whatever he can.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
That was a close round but I would say that Shaq Double J will probably get the nod.
The minute break is over - no more time for sponges and pep talks - back to the action!
Mofo doesn't succeed with the takedown
and Double J counters with a nice shoot takedown that brings the fighters to the ground.
Mofo is looking to stand up but Double J isn't so interested in that idea.
Double J stands up and looks to throw the legs aside to pass to side control. Mofo swivels though and keeps the full guard.
Mofo working away from the bottom but not quite defensive enough there because Double J has passed into half guard!
Double J is working hard to pass the guard. He's done it - he's now in full mount! Trouble for Mofo!
A nice elbow there by Double J.
Mofo is working to get back to half guard.
Mofo is in a horrible position here. Double J smacks him with another shot as he tries to escape the position.
Both fighters are absolutely exhausted here.
A nice elbow there by Double J.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Mofo is looking to get back to his feet - it's going to be hard from this position.
Shaq Double J overall seems to be getting the better of the ground position in the fight so far.
Mofo tries to get back to half guard but can't.
Mofo is persisting with the attempt to improve his position.
Double J landing strikes, looking to finish!
Double J looking to finish Mofo with some ground and pound. This is bad for Mofo!
Mofo is not a happy chappy… he wants out of there.
Mofo tries to hold on but Double J postures up.
Double J looking for a guillotine from mount but Mofo is having none of it.
Mofo gets back to half guard.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
The referee walks around the fighters to get a better view of the action. Double J lands a nice short elbow.
Mofo trying to control but Double J postures up.
Mofo looks like he's trying to stand up.
Double J is looking to pass the guard... He's managed it - he's now in full mount!
Mofo's corner are shouting for him to stand up but that's bad cornering - how is he meant to stand up when he's mounted? He should be looking to improve his position on the ground before trying to stand back up.
Double J working Mofo over with strikes here.
Double J avoids the attempt from Mofo to control.
Double J landing strikes from the mount.
Double J lands with some vicious ground and pound - can Mofo hang on?
Mofo takes a big shot to the head but keeps on trying to improve his position.
Double J working Mofo over with strikes here.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Mofo bucks up and manages to get a nice reversal! He's in guard on the top - nicely done!
Both fighters really going for it on the ground here!
Mofo passes into half guard.
Double J is looking to regain full guard. Not this time though.
Mofo passes the guard and advances to mount!
Double J is desperately trying to improve his position but Mofo has a good base and remains in mount.
Mofo has control of Double J's right arm, working for a kimura. It's a bit of a token attempt though and Double J regains control of the situation pretty easily.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Double J regains half guard.
Double J is looking to improve his position.
Mofo works his way into side control.
Mofo decides to stand up, so the ref orders Double J to his feet.
Mofo shoots in with a takedown attempt and he has Double J pinned against the cage. Double J gets the underhooks and manages to circle away.
Mofo tries to score with a low kick but Double J moves his leg out of the way.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
Shaq Double J dominated that second round.
The fighters' corners scream their final instructions, as the referee calls time. Here we go, back to the action! This is the final round!
Mofo will need to close the distance a bit before he attacks - that leg kick was thrown from too far away.
Mofo misses with a head kick.
Mofo tries a switch kick but it misses it's target.
Mofo throws a head kick that misses and slips in the process. He scrambles back to his feet and the fighters circle.
Mofo misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick.
Double J tries to close the distance and clinch up against the ropes but Mofo paws at him with a jab and circles away.
Mofo throws the kick towards the body but Double J avoids it.
Double J is looking to clinch.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Mofo with a lazy takedown attempt
and Double J counters with a nice single leg takedown and he's in Mofo's guard now.
Mofo keeping full guard, as Double J tries to pass.
Double J is working Mofo over from the guard. He should look to pass the guard and do a little more damage with these strikes.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Double J stands up over Mofo, holding his feet. He dives back in and lands a decent shot to the head.
Both fighters are breathing heavily.
Mofo wants to stand up but Double J is controlling him.
Double J pushes down on Mofo's leg and manages to get into half guard.
Mofo is looking to control Double J's leg but it's slowly edging free. Can Mofo avoid being mounted?
Mofo won't allow Double J to pass to mount.
Ground and pound from Double J.
Mofo is defending against the submission attempts here by Double J.
Mofo trying to hold on to Double J's head to control him but Double J postures up.
Double J is keeping good posture, landing some ground and pound.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
The crowd are showing their displeasure at the lack of action as loud boos ring out around the arena.
Mofo is pressing down on Double J's left leg trying to get back to full guard. He's managed it.
Mofo is looking to stand up but Double J isn't so interested in that idea.
Double J is pushing down on Mofo's leg trying to pass to half guard. Mofo is fighting to maintain full guard but Double J has managed to sneak the leg through.
Mofo works his way to full guard. Good work.
Mofo working for a triangle but Double J defends it easily.
Mofo has butterfly guard. He's looking to stand up here. He pushes Double J off him and springs to his feet nicely. The crowd applauds.
Shaq Double J is looking to throw some combinations by the looks of things.
Mofo misses with a takedown attempt
so Double J counters with a double leg into guard. Good agility.
Double J trying to control but Mofo is working from the bottom.
Double J lands a couple of elbows.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Double J looking to pass the guard.
Double J sneaks a leg through and gets to half guard. That was like a knife through butter how easily he passed Mofo's guard.
Double J trying to pass the guard but Mofo defending well.
Mofo manages to escape and get back to his feet!
Shaq Double J is fighting for a decision here - he's started to take the cautious approach.
Double J blocks a head kick by Mofo.
Double J tries to clinch but Mofo is having none of it.
Mofo throws a head kick that misses.
Double J has Mofo up against the ropes in a clinch.
Mofo breaks the clinch and we're back to striking at distance.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Mofo throws a push kick but Double J slaps the foot to one side.
Double J is looking to clinch but Mofo is avoiding it.
Mofo throws a chopping leg kick but Double J manages to avoid taking any serious damage.
Double J throws a lazy right hand but Mofo sees it coming a mile off and sidesteps it easily.
Mofo misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick.
Mofo misses with a low kick as Double J jumps back.
Double J tries to clinch up but Mofo circles away and keeps his distance.
Mofo takes one on the chin but keeps coming.
Mofo throws a head kick that misses.
Double J misses with a low kick.
Yippe Mofo has stepped it up - he knows he needs a finish here!
Mofo tries a head kick but it misses.
And that's the end of the fight!
Shaq Double J showed his dominance in that final round.
Well I reckon that's a shut out for Double J, winning every round. Will the judges agree? They are the ones who matter, even if they are often depressingly incompetent. Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.
Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge James Atkins scores the fight 30:27
Judge Paul Tew scores the fight 30:28
Judge James Glass scores the fight 30:27
In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Shaq Double J!
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hype
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