PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a middleweight MMA rules bout between Dick Army (ranked 230 p4p, 37 weight class) and Bartholomäus Wolff (ranked 879 p4p, 124 weight class). Army's ring entrance music is that housewives' favourite, Dick Army. Over to our ring announcer for the fighter introductions!

Army
vs
Wolff

189 cm
41
200 lbs
50 - 25 - 1

202 cm
29
182 lbs
16 - 5 - 0

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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the middleweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 50 - 25 - 1, fighting out of Sydney, Dick Army!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 16 - 5 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Bartholomäus Wolff!
The judges for this bout are Frank Antenori, Don Winkell and Timothy Bukovac.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Army throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
Wolff misses with a leg kick.
Wolff throws an uppercut from half a mile away. Army sees it coming and avoids it easily.
Army throws an uppercut from half a mile away. Wolff sees it coming and avoids it easily.
Wolff misses with a hook. Army ducked under it nicely.
Army lands a front kick.
The fighters circling - Wolff throws out the jab but it was never going to land.
Army looked to counter with a high kick but didn't commit.
Wolff scores with a push kick.
Wolff scores with a slapping inside leg kick.
Wolff throws a hook but Army avoids it easily.
Army throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
Army misses with a straight left.
Army misses with a head kick.
Wolff takes a step back and watches a body kick go sailing past his mid section.
Army looks to have improved his striking defense since last time we saw him fight.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Wolff blocks the body kick.
Army takes an uppercut right on the button but keeps his composure.
Army just misses with a punch to the body.
Army tries a low kick but Wolff avoids it.
Army keeping at a good range here, avoiding a leg kick.
Bartholomäus Wolff seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Army with a body punch. A glancing blow.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Wolff throws a leg kick but Army sees it coming and checks it nicely.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Army misses with a hook.
Wolff fakes a couple of low kicks, before throwing one on the third attempt. It connects and Army has to reset his feet before getting ready to engage.
A solid leg kick lands there for Wolff.
Wolff checks a leg kick nicely.
Wolff misses with a low kick.
Wolff avoids the head kick by Army.
Wolff throws an overhand right that lands on Army's shoulder, as Army tries to avoid the shot.
Army lands a jab.
Army checks the leg kick nicely there.
Wolff throws a solid leg kick but Army takes the impact on his shin and smiles at Wolff.
Army looking to land some kicks to the body here.
Wolff displays some good footwork, moving neatly out of range as Army throws out the jab.
Army misses with a double jab.
Wolff tries a quick counter leg kick but Army is wise to it.
A good leg kick by Wolff.
Wolff tries to work over Army's front leg with a kick but Army checks it.
Wolff is a painfully thin specimen of a man. You do wonder whether a good body kick would snap him clean in two.
Wolff fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Army manages to avoid it.
Wolff jabs. That one connects to the head of his opponent.
Army scores with a jab. Wolff acknowledges it with a nod of the head.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Wolff throws a leg kick that is checked
and Army counters with a stiff right hand.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Army walks forward and throws out a flicking leg kick. Wolff checks it nicely though, as he moves to the side.
Wolff misses with a low kick.
Wolff looks for the body kick but Army saw that one coming.
Wolff is on the wrong end of a nice combination from Army.
A leg kick checked by Army.
Army misses with a jab and misses with a cross straight after too.
Wolff has tried to improve his agility in the runup to this fight.
Wolff lands a front kick.
Wolff dances in quickly and lands a nice inside leg kick on Army. That did some damage!
Army throws a body kick that digs right into the meat.
Ouch! a nice leg kick from Wolff, right into the meat.
Wolff fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Army manages to avoid it.
Army sees a low kick coming and goes to check it, but it's actually a body kick and it thuds into his unprotected ribs.
Wolff misses with an uppercut.
Wolff is moving around nicely and scores here with a single head shot.
Wolff throws an overhand right that lands on Army's shoulder, as Army tries to avoid the shot.
Wolff fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Army manages to avoid it.
Wolff pivots, looking for a leg kick but Army is out of range and Wolff settles back down.
Army fires out a quick counter leg kick but Wolff just manages to avoid it.
Army tried to score with a low kick but Wolff checks it.
Army throws a half hearted mid kick.
Army misses with a wild body shot.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Wolff takes a step towards his opponent and connects with a left hand, before circling away.
Wolff looks to land a right hand but Army moved out of range.
A lazy body kick from Wolff
and Army counters with a solid body kick.
Army uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Wolff.
Army cracks Wolff with a nice right hand that draws applause from the crowd.
Army scores with a hook to the body. Wolff takes a step back and tries to catch his breath.
Wolff throws a monster uppercut resembling something out of street fighter but it doesn't land.
Wolff tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Army was well out of range. Poor timing from Wolff.
Army misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Wolff.
Wolff lands with a thumping leg kick.
Wolff cracks the inside of Army's front leg.
Wolff moves out of range of the strikes.
Army throws an ugly left hook that misses
and Wolff counters with a low kick, right behind Army 's knee.
Wolff throws a jab to the body, straight down the pipe. Boom. That sent Army stumbling backwards but he manages to regain his composure quickly.
Army throws a looping overhand right but Wolff ducks down to avoid it.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Army tries to work over Wolff's front leg with a kick but Wolff checks it.
Sloppy strikes from Army. Those never looked like landing.
Army goes for a spinning back kick but it misses.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
A nice leg kick lands there from Wolff.
Wolff buckles his opponent's knee momentarily with a nice leg kick.
Army throws a body punch but Wolff moves out of range.
Army pivots as if he's going to throw a leg kick but stops half way.
Despite the aggression on Wolff's face he doesn't fully commit to the counter.
Like a baseball bat into the meat of his leg there - nice leg kick by Wolff.
Wolff looking to land some kicks to the body here.
Wolff avoids a kick to the body.
Wolff appeared to try and counter that last move with a leg kick.
Wolff ducks under a wild hook from Army.
Wolff throws a body kick but he wasn't in range.
Wolff fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Army manages to avoid it.
Wolff fakes with the hands and throws a leg kick but Army is out of range.
Wolff misses with a head kick.
Wolff throws a body shot but no joy.
Army throws a body kick but he was well out of range there.
The crowd applaud the fighters' efforts here as the round comes to an end.
Wolff bobs and weaves and unloads with a good uppercut.
A nice leg kick lands there from Wolff.
Army pulls out of a head kick attempt.
Wolff stuns Army with a nice body shot, before stepping back out of range.
A left lands for Wolff.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

A close round but Bartholomäus Wolff will probably get the nod.
The corners get their ten second warning. Both fighters stand from their stools and stare eachother down, ready to get back to the action.

A cross from Wolff lands.
Wolff throws a low kick, looking for Army's leg but Army calmly moves out of range.
Army misses with an attempted mid kick.
Wolff keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
Wolff attempts a leg kick but it's missed by a good margin.
Wolff with poor footwork there. He got himself in a bit of a tangle, enabling Army to score with a decent uppercut.
Wolff throws a lazy right hand but Army sees it coming a mile off and sidesteps it easily.
Wolff moving in and out of range nicely, whilst landing the scoring shot.
A looping hook to the body misses from Army. Wolff does a little dance to reset his feet.
Wolff tries to score with a leg kick but it misses it's target.
Wolff on the wrong end of a nice hook.
Army lands with a slapping head kick.
Wolff scores with a jab. Army acknowledges it with a nod of the head.
A leg kick checked by Army.
Army takes a solid shot to the body. That one hurt him but he's trying not to show it.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Army misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick.
Ouch! a nice leg kick from Wolff, right into the meat.
Wolff fakes a couple of low kicks, before throwing one on the third attempt. It connects and Army has to reset his feet before getting ready to engage.
Army keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
A clash of legs there as Army blocks the low kick.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Army with a nice looking leg kick. You could hear that one land in a back row.
Army throws an uppercut from half a mile away. Wolff sees it coming and avoids it easily.
Wolff now looks to counter with a shot at the body.
Army throws a body kick but he wasn't in range.
Army takes a thudding leg kick, right into the meat of the thigh.
A slow jab from Army misses its intended target.
Wolff was about to counter that last move with a leg kick but changes his mind.
A slapping leg kick lands for Wolff.
Wolff feints with a shoulder and throws a nice leg kick to Army's calf.
Wolff wants to land a leg kick but Army is out of range.
Wolff takes a step back and watches a body kick go sailing past his mid section.
Wolff lands with a head kick! That's gotta hurt.
Wolff wants to slow Army down by chopping away at his legs.
Wolff throws a body shot but no joy.
Army is hobbling a little on that front leg after taking quite a few leg kicks so far in this fight.
Army swings away but doesn't land with a series of punches.
Wolff tries to score with an inside leg kick but telegraphs it and Army is able to avoid easily.
Well, he's not going to score with shots like that. A lazy body kick attempt from Army.
A nice inside leg kick there by Wolff. That's going to slow Army down.
Wolff slips a straight right by Army.
Wolff's jab looks to have found its range, popping Army under the eye.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Wolff fakes a head shot and lands one to the body.
Wolff connects with a body shot.
Army checks the leg kick nicely there.
Army looks for the body kick but Wolff saw that one coming.
Decent striking displayed by Wolff there.
A head kick misses from Army.
Wolff thows a body kick. Army tries to catch it but that hurt him.
Bartholomäus Wolff seems to be getting the better of the standup.
Wolff jabs Army to the body, keeping him at a distance.
Army throws a head kick but Wolff moves out of range.
Wolff tries a quick counter leg kick but Army is wise to it.
Wolff finds nothing but air with that leg kick attempt.
Wolff takes a shot right to the bread basket.
Wolff doesn't react quick enough there as he takes a shot to the body.
Wolff moves into range and lands a nice leg kick.
Army on the wrong end of a nice low kick. He's acting like it's no big deal but he doesn't want to take many more of those.
Army staying out of range there.
Army is the aggressor but that punch slipped nicely by Wolff.
Wolff fakes a jab and scores with a low kick.
Wolff jabbing away but nothing is landing.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Army looks to land a right hand but Wolff moved out of range.
A chopping leg kick lands by Wolff.
Army misses with an attempted mid kick.
Army takes a step back and watches a body kick go sailing past his mid section.
Wolff uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Army.
Wolff throws a body kick but he wasn't in range.
A solid leg kick lands there for Wolff.
Army throws a hook to the side of Wolff's head but Wolff sees it coming and ducks under it beautifully.
Wolff appeared to try and counter that last move with a leg kick.
Wolff scores with a nice body kick.
Wolff has been the more effective fighter overall so far.
Wolff looks to score with a jab to the body but Army is just out of range.
Army moves out of range of the strikes.
Army throws a body kick but he wasn't in range.
Wolff takes a jab right on the nose. That must have hurt but he shrugs his shoulders and looks to return the favor.
Army takes a body punch that cleary hurt but he's trying not to show any weakness.
Army tries a switch kick but it misses it's target.
Army takes a step back and watches a body kick go sailing past his mid section.
Wolff's corner calls for a 1, 2 combination and Wolff duly obliges.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Army looks for the body kick but Wolff saw that one coming.
It seemed like Wolff was going to counter with the hook but didn't fully commit to it.
Wolff moves out of range of the body kick from Army.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Army fakes a jab and scores with a low kick.
Wolff looks to throw the jab but Army is out of range.
Army tries to work over Wolff's front leg with a kick but Wolff checks it.
Army is on the wrong end of a nice combination from Wolff.
Army fails to land with a series of punches.
Wolff connects with a body shot that sends Army's belly button to the back.
Wolff motions for Army to come forward. Wolff throws a leg kick but it misses it's target.
Army lands a nice looking body shot.
A slapping body kick lands there for Wolff.
Wolff is the aggressor but that punch slipped nicely by Army.
Army ducks down and throws a hook to the body but Wolff moves away.
Army throws a head kick but Wolff moves out of range.
Army misses with a looping left.
This entire fight has taken place on the feet so far and you wonder whether Army might be better served trying to take this one to the ground because he's losing the standup battle so far.
The crowd applaud the fighters' efforts here as the round comes to an end.
Wolff throws a body kick but he was well out of range there.
Wolff scores with a shot to the body.
Wolff moves into range and lands a nice leg kick.
Army takes a shot right to the liver - Bas would have been proud of that punch.
Jab, cross, leg kick. Nice combination by Wolff!
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Bartholomäus Wolff showed his class in that round. I'd imagine he'll take it on all the scorecards.
Well, the break between rounds is over. Let's get back to the scrappin! Let's hear some noise people - this is the final round!

Army takes a body punch that cleary hurt but he's trying not to show any weakness.
A jab lands there for Army.
Wolff lands a pitter patter jab to the forehead of his opponent.
Wolff lands a leg kick and bounces back out of range.
Wolff takes a jab on the nose. He smiles like he loves it and keeps coming.
Wolff closes the distance and takes a jab right on the nose as he does so.
Nice uppercut there from Army.
Wolff feints with a shoulder and throws a nice leg kick to Army's calf.
Wolff thuds his shin into the meat of Army's side.
Wolff tries to land a front kick but Army steps back. That was a bit too telegraphed.
An attempted straight right counter from Army misses the target.
Wolff throws a body kick that sends a sickening thudding noise reverberating around the arena.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Army throws the left hand but Wolff avoids the punch easily.
Army doesn't react quick enough there as he takes a shot to the body.
Wolff connects with a body shot that sends Army's belly button to the back.
Wolff ducks down and throws a hook to the body but Army moves away.
Army takes a kick to the body and keeps moving.
Army closes the distance and takes a jab right on the nose as he does so.
Wolff blocks a jab.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Wolff misses with a head kick.
Army throws a body punch but Wolff moves out of range.
Wolff moves into range and lands a nice leg kick.
Nice cross by Wolff.
Wolff ducks low and lands a nice hook to the body of his opponent.
Wolff throws a body kick but he wasn't in range.
Wolff thows a body kick. Army tries to catch it but that hurt him.
Army throws a poor cross that misses
and Wolff counters with a lovely straight right hand!
Wolff is using his reach advantage to land shots from outside his opponent's range.
Wolff misses with a leg kick
and Army connects with a straight left hand counter down the middle.
Army misses with an uppercut.
Wolff ducks down and throws a hook to the body but Army moves away.
Army swings for the body but Wolff moves out of range.
Wolff connects with a body shot.
Army lands with a kick to the ribs.
Wolff lands with a good body shot.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Army misses with an uppercut.
Army swings wildly with a right hand that was never going to find it's target.
Army takes a jab on the nose. He smiles like he loves it and keeps coming.
Dick Army has stepped it up - he knows he needs a finish here!

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Wolff throws out a powerful jab.
Wolff tries to land a front kick but Army steps back. That was a bit too telegraphed.
Wolff scores with a push kick.
Army just misses with a punch to the body.
Wolff keeps Army at a distance using the push kick.
Crunch! Wolff slams his shin into Army's torso.
Army misses with an uppercut
and Wolff connects with a straight left hand counter down the middle.
Like a baseball bat into the meat of his leg there - nice leg kick by Wolff.
Wolff has used his reach advantage pretty well so far tonight.
A big right from Army misses.
Army takes a nice looking leg kick right on the meat of his thigh there.
Wolff lands with a thumping leg kick.
Wolff throws a body kick but he was well out of range there.
Wolff throws a body kick that sends a sickening thudding noise reverberating around the arena.
Wolff motions for Army to come forward. Wolff throws a leg kick but it misses it's target.
Wolff throws a solid leg kick but Army takes the impact on his shin and smiles at Wolff.
Well, he's not going to score with shots like that. A lazy body kick attempt from Army.
Army looks like he's developed a pretty tasty lump over his left eye. He'll need to avoid taking much more damage to that.
A slow jab from Wolff misses its intended target.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Wolff comes forward and lands a shot to the body, then darts back out of range.
Army misses with an uppercut.
Wolff ducks under an overhand right and circles away with a smile on his face.
Army throws a series of punches but Wolff moves out of range.
Wolff throws a couple of head shots and lands with the final one - a decent hook, which struck Army on the side of the head.
Wolff connects with a looping left hand that seems like it dazed Army momentarily.
Wolff looking to throw a kick but he's pulled out of it.
Army tries to land a front kick but Wolff steps back. That was a bit too telegraphed.
Army throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
Army throws a half hearted mid kick.
Wolff delivers a nice body kick.
Wolff is looking to score with low kicks.
Wolff lands a leg kick and bounces back out of range.
Army connects with a high kick.
Wolff connects with a body shot that sends Army's belly button to the back.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Army swings wildly with a right hand that was never going to find it's target.
A cross from Wolff lands.
Wolff scoring well with a low kick there.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Army misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Wolff.
Wolff replies with a solid counter kick to the body but Army blocks it well.
Wolff throws a nice inside leg kick.
Wolff tries to land a body kick
and Army cracks him with a counter punch right on the button.
Army throws a jab but it's blocked by Wolff.
Army dips down and scores with a jab to the body.
Both fighters are breathing heavily.
Army ducks down and throws a hook to the body but Wolff moves away.
Wolff comes forward and lands a shot to the body, then darts back out of range.
Army looking to throw a kick but he's pulled out of it.
Wolff scores with a leg kick.
Wolff throws a good cross that connects.
Army throws a combination but it was largely blocked by Wolff.
Wolff avoids a kick to the body.
Army walks straight into an uppercut. Luckily it didn't land flush.
The crowd applaud the fighters' efforts here as the round comes to an end.
Wolff dances in quickly and lands a nice inside leg kick on Army. That did some damage!
Wolff lunges at Army with a hook that half lands and is half blocked by Army's hand.
Army takes a shot to the eye socket. That's gotta hurt.
Wolff uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Army.

And that's the end of the fight!
Bartholomäus Wolff comfortably won the final round on my scorecard.
Well Wolff has outworked and out performed his opponent in all aspects of the game today. He was simply too good and the decision should be no more than a formality. Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Frank Antenori scores the fight 27:30
Judge Don Winkell scores the fight 27:30
Judge Timothy Bukovac scores the fight 27:30

In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Bartholomäus Wolff!
A very excited looking Bartholomäus Wolff rambled incoherently for about 5 minutes post fight about how awesome he is. It was kinda funny for a while but then everyone got annoyed.