PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a middleweight MMA rules bout between Rama Arjuna (ranked 359 p4p, 51 weight class) and Dick Army (ranked 531 p4p, 71 weight class). Arjuna's ring entrance music is that housewives' favourite, Om. Army has chosen Dick Army as his entrance music. Dick Army has the better chin. Will he look to stand and bang today?

Arjuna
vs
Army

185 cm
37
194 lbs
36 - 19 - 0

189 cm
41
200 lbs
50 - 26 - 1

Good wrestling
World class boxer
Insanely flexible

Good wrestler
World class MT
Granite chin

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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the middleweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 36 - 19 - 0, fighting out of Los Angeles, Rama Arjuna!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 50 - 26 - 1, fighting out of Sydney, Dick Army!
The judges for this bout are Jack Bonds, Timothy Bukovac and Frank Antenori.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Arjuna thows a left - swing and a miss!
Army's hands are dropping dangerously low here and Arjuna connects clean with a right hook that sends him down to one knee! Army scrambles back to his feet.
Army throws a nice looking combination but Arjuna bobs and weaves to avoid any damage.
Arjuna connects with a hook to the side of his opponent's head.
Army throws a leg kick which misses Arjuna's front leg but catches the back leg as Arjuna tries to avoid it.
Arjuna goes for a high kick. It partially lands.
A big left from Army misses.
Arjuna scores with a reasonable looking shot to the body. Army doesn't seem bothered though.
Good leg kick by Arjuna there. It's the ones that make that thud noise that hurt and that was an almighty thud.
Army tries a switch kick but it misses it's target.
Arjuna lands a pitter patter jab to the forehead of his opponent.
Army misses with a few strikes there.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
A left and a right from Arjuna both land. Nice combination.
Arjuna lands a slapping body shot.
Army on the wrong end of a decent looking cross there.
Army throws a shot from downtown. Arjuna moves away and avoids it.
Army throws a head kick that misses.
Some wild striking there from Arjuna.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Arjuna fails with an attempt to clinch.
Arjuna buckles his opponent's knee momentarily with a nice leg kick.
Arjuna wings a very wild body shot but it does the job and lands to the midsection.
Arjuna fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Army manages to avoid it.
Arjuna takes an uppercut right on the jaw but it doesn't phase him.
Army throws a sloppy head kick and Arjuna moves out of range easily.
Army keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
Army avoids a lazy jab quite easily.
A slow jab from Army misses its intended target.
Arjuna moves out of range as Army strikes.
Some wild striking there from Arjuna.
Army looks like he wants to counter punch here.
Army swings wildly with a right hand that was never going to find it's target.
Army fakes a jab and throws a low kick but Arjuna checks it well.
Arjuna pivots as if he's going to throw a leg kick but stops half way.
Arjuna misses with a low kick.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Arjuna misses with a hook to the body
and Army counters with a crisp hook to the side of the head.
Arjuna throws a head kick that half lands.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Arjuna throws a jab but it's blocked by Army.
Arjuna throws a mid kick that lands with a slap.
Ouch! a nice leg kick from Arjuna, right into the meat.
Arjuna moves out of range of the body kick from Army.
Army connects with a crisp jab.
Arjuna moves in looking to clinch but Army pushes him off.
Arjuna throws the kick towards the body but Army avoids it.
Army throws a head kick that misses and slips in the process. He scrambles back to his feet and the fighters circle.
Army misses the shot to the body.
As Army looks to move away, Arjuna throws a big counter combo but Army just gets out of the way.
A looping hook to the body misses from Army. Arjuna does a little dance to reset his feet.
A chopping leg kick lands by Arjuna.
Arjuna connects with a good right hand that stumbles Army. Army circles away out of range and recomposes himself.
Army blocks a low kick nicely.
Army lands with a straight right. Arjuna didn't see that one coming.
Army misses with a looping right.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
A head kick misses from Army.
Nice defenses there by Arjuna.
Army ducks under an overhand right and circles away with a smile on his face.
Army moves out of range as Arjuna throws a body kick.
Army lands a lovely overhand right.
Army throws a nice looking combination but Arjuna bobs and weaves to avoid any damage.
Army looking to land some kicks to the body here.
Arjuna tries to clinch up.
Arjuna swings wildly with a hook that is half blocked by Army.
It looks like Arjuna has been trying to sharpen up his punching technique, as it looks crisper than last time we saw him.
Army avoids a kick to the body.
Army cracks Arjuna with a hook to the jaw. Both fighters smile at eachother and high-five before getting back down to business.
Arjuna wings a very wild body shot but it does the job and lands to the midsection.
Arjuna is looking to land body kicks.
It seemed like Army was going to counter with the hook but didn't fully commit to it.
Arjuna lands a right hook to the body.
Arjuna steps to the side to avoid the strikes from Army.
Arjuna is looking to counter with a body kick.
Nice shot lands for Arjuna.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Arjuna lands a leg kick that knocks Army off balance momentarily.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Arjuna scores with a sloppy punch to the body. Not much technique there but it did the business.
Arjuna fails to land with the punch combination there - jab, cross, hook, miss, miss, miss.
Army misses with a wild body shot.
Army tries a head kick but it misses.
Army swinging wildly here.
Arjuna swings away with a leg kick that misses.
Arjuna is looking to clinch but Army is avoiding it.
Arjuna rushes forward with a series of wild hooks but Army moves out of range and avoids them all easily.
Arjuna pulls out of a head kick attempt.
Arjuna slips under a jab.
Arjuna is looking for a counter combo.
Army throws a lazy right hand but Arjuna sees it coming a mile off and sidesteps it easily.
It appears Arjuna was looking to counter with a kick there.
The crowd applaud the fighters' efforts here as the round comes to an end.
Arjuna misses the shot to the body.
Army lands with a right hand.
Army lands with a shot to the body.
Arjuna throws a head kick that misses and slips in the process. He scrambles back to his feet and the fighters circle.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Rama Arjuna dominated that round.
The fighters get back to their feet, the hooter sounds and we're back to the action!

Arjuna connects with the punch.
Rama Arjuna is looking to throw some combinations by the looks of things.
Army throws a body kick but he wasn't in range.
Arjuna misses with a kick to the body.
A little jabbing left from Army on the counter but it doesn't find it's target.
Army throws a head kick but Arjuna moves out of range.
Arjuna half committed to a counter leg kick.
Arjuna swings away but doesn't land with a series of punches.
Arjuna throws the kick towards the body but Army avoids it.
Arjuna misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Army.
Army fails to land with the punch combination there - jab, cross, hook, miss, miss, miss.
Arjuna just misses with a punch to the body.
Arjuna lands with a nice low kick. That'll leave a bruise.
A looping hook to the body misses from Arjuna. Army does a little dance to reset his feet.
Arjuna throws a body kick that misses.
Both these guys seem content to just stand up and trade with eachother but Army might want to think about changing up his gameplan a bit because over the course of the fight, Arjuna has got the better of the exchanges.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Arjuna misses with the combination.
Army throws a series of punches but Arjuna avoids them all with ease.
Arjuna lets loose with a powerful body kick. Army will feel that in the morning.
Arjuna misses with a looping right.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Army throws a hook but Arjuna blocks it.
Arjuna is really dominating this fight. Is there anything that Army can do to turn this around?
Arjuna swinging wildly here.
Army looking to land some kicks to the body here.
Army avoids a low kick by using good footwork.
Army moves out of range of the body kick from Arjuna.

Arjuna forces Army back against the cage and clinches.
Arjuna misses with a body punch.
Army tries a body shot but Arjuna blocks it.

Arjuna's corner calls for him to break the clinch, which he does.
Army throws the kick towards the body but Arjuna avoids it.
Army slips a jab and a cross from Arjuna.
Arjuna moves away from the strike by Army.
Arjuna throws a wild body kick that Army sees coming a mile off.
As Arjuna backs off Army throws a huge counter combo but Arjuna manages to avoid it all.
Army moves out of range as Arjuna throws a body kick.
Army misses the shot to the body.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Army misses with a body kick.
Arjuna stumbles momentarily as he takes a strong leg kick from Army.
Army tries a head kick but it misses.
Army lands a glancing blow to the side of Arjuna's head.

Arjuna has closed the distance and engaged Army in a clinch.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Arjuna tries to land a shot to the body but it's blocked.
Army tries to break free but Arjuna pushes him back against the cage.

Army breaks from the clinch.
Arjuna has not gone for a single takedown so far in this fight, which seems like a very strange tactic when you consider that he has the superior wrestling and BJJ.
Army misses with the combination.
Arjuna tries to bum rush Army with a series of wild strikes but Army uses good footwork to avoid the assault.
Army looks like he wants to counter punch here.
Arjuna showing good head movement there, avoiding the strikes from Army.
Army throws a body kick but he was well out of range there.
Army lands with a two punch combination before moving back out of range.
Army cracks Arjuna with a nice right hand that draws applause from the crowd.
Arjuna throws a body kick that misses.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Army swings wildly with a right hand that was never going to find it's target.
Arjuna went nuts there looking for a big combo counter but none of the flurry connected.
Army delivers a nice body kick.
Nice uppercut lands for Army. That snapped Arjuna's head back.
Army fails to land with the punch combination there - jab, cross, hook, miss, miss, miss.
Rama Arjuna is winning the standup battle so far.
Army catches Arjuna with a nice straight right. He seems pissed - ooooh, it's on now! On like donkey kong!
Army throws the left hand but Arjuna avoids the punch easily.
Arjuna lands with a cross to side of his opponent's head.
Army drops his hands and takes a jab to the jaw for his troubles.
Sloppy strikes from Army. Those never looked like landing.
As Army looks to move away, Arjuna throws a big counter combo but Army just gets out of the way.
Arjuna throws out a loose jab but Army uses good head movement to avoid it.
Army dips down and scores with a jab to the body.
Well, he's not going to score with shots like that. A lazy body kick attempt from Arjuna.
Army tries a switch kick but it misses it's target.
Army throws a body kick, spinning off balance
and Arjuna connects with a straight left hand counter down the middle.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Some wild striking there from Arjuna.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Army scores with a one two! Arjuna had his feet all tangled up there and couldn't avoid the strikes.
Arjuna moves in looking to clinch but Army pushes him off.
Army misses with an attempted mid kick.

Arjuna gets in close and instigates a clinch.

Army breaks the clinch and we return to the middle of the mat.
Army throws a push kick but Arjuna slaps the foot to one side.
Arjuna tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Army was well out of range. Poor timing from Arjuna.
Army pulls out of a head kick attempt.
Army scores with a push kick.
Arjuna looking to throw a kick but he's pulled out of it.
Army will need to tighten up his combinations if he doesn't want to gas himself out, swinging at thin air.
Arjuna lands with a kick to the ribs.
Arjuna's corner calls for a 1-2. Arjuna obliges with the 1 part as he scores the single shot and moves back out of range.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

A close second round but Dick Army will probably get the nod - 10:9.
That's time! Back to the action! This is the final round!

Arjuna attempts a low kick but it misses it's target.
Arjuna wants to clinch.
Arjuna pivots as if he's going to throw a leg kick but stops half way.
Arjuna fails in his attempt to clinch.

Arjuna moves into range and clinches up with Army.
Arjuna scores with a nice hook to the head.
Arjuna avoids the elbow strike from Army, against the cage.
Army wants to stall.
Army throws a head punch that misses.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
An uppercut on the inside fails to land for Army.
Good body shot from Arjuna.

Arjuna manages to break the clinch.
Arjuna avoids a kick to the body.
Arjuna connects with a lovely right hand, straight down the pipe.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Arjuna looks to score with a jab to the body but Army is just out of range.
Army throws a counter combo.
Arjuna slips under a jab.
Arjuna moves out of range of the strikes.
Arjuna is looking to counter with a shot to the body.
Arjuna throws a series of punches but Army avoids them all with ease.
Army ducks down and throws a hook to the body but Arjuna moves away.
Army blocks a jab.
Army swats away the attempt to clinch by Arjuna.
Arjuna tries to clinch but is not successful on this occasion.

Arjuna fakes with an overhand right and moves in to clinch with Army, pushing him back against the cage.
Arjuna tries to throw a body punch but Army avoids it by throwing Arjuna back against the cage.
A head punch on the inside from Arjuna fails to land.
Arjuna can't find room to land a body shot as Army controls the action.
A nice left hand lands by Army.
Army lands an uppercut.

Arjuna manages to break the clinch.
Arjuna misses the shot to the body.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Arjuna lands with a nice body kick.
Arjuna takes a swing at Army's ribcage but misses.
A nice side step and Army releases a counter shot to the body, but it doesn't find it's home.
Army moves into range and connects with a jab.
Arjuna misses the shot to the body.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Arjuna doesn't manage to clinch there - Army circles away.
Arjuna has his head snapped back a nice jab. A little nod from Arjuna there as he acknowledges the shot.
Army throws a monster uppercut resembling something out of street fighter but it doesn't land.
Arjuna feints a jab promting Army to slip. Arjuna then demonstrates his capabilities by jabbing again. Army slips again and ducks right into an uppercut.

Army gets tackled into the cage by Arjuna. Arjuna maintains the clinch.
Arjuna lands with a right to the head.
Army lands a left hand.
Army prevents a body shot from Arjuna.
A nice right hand lands inside from Arjuna.
Army lands an uppercut.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Army working hard to break the clinch.
Army lands with a short shot to the head.
Army lands a nice elbow from the clinch.
Arjuna lands on the inside with an uppercut.
Arjuna blocks a punch to the side of the head.
Arjuna swings wildly with an uppercut but Army uses good head movement to avoid it.
Arjuna misses with a shot to the kidneys.
Army doesn't land with the attempted body shot.
Army is trying to break the clinch but Arjuna has him pressed against the cage.

Army breaks the clinch and we return to the middle of the mat.
Army looking to throw a kick but he's pulled out of it.
Some wild striking there from Army.
That's a knee to de groin and it's over and out! Army crumples to the ground after an illegal strike from Arjuna - the referee stops the clock and Army gets 5 minutes to recover from that one. "I'm sorry" says Arjuna. Army manages to get back to his feet and the fight resumes.
Army throws a head kick that misses
and Arjuna counters with a nice body kick.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Arjuna throws a push kick but Army slaps the foot to one side.
Arjuna keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
Army loads up on a big right hand but Arjuna slips the punch.

Arjuna has taken the fight to the clinch.
Arjuna misses with some punches.
Army wants to break free. God knows he wants to breaaaak freeee.
Arjuna misses with a punch to the body.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Arjuna lands a right hand that snaps the head of Army backwards.

Army manages to break the clinch.
Army throws a lazy right hand but Arjuna sees it coming a mile off and sidesteps it easily.
The fighters circling - Arjuna throws out the jab but it was never going to land.
Arjuna fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Army manages to avoid it.
Arjuna fakes with the hands and throws a leg kick but Army is out of range.
Arjuna tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Army was well out of range. Poor timing from Arjuna.
A looping hook to the body misses from Arjuna. Army does a little dance to reset his feet.
A looping hook to the body misses from Army. Arjuna does a little dance to reset his feet.

And that's the end of the fight!
Rama Arjuna showed his dominance in that final round.
Well Arjuna has outscored his opponent in every aspect of the fight today. Only a scarily incompetent judge or two will keep him from a well deserved win... Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Jack Bonds scores the fight 29:28
Judge Timothy Bukovac scores the fight 29:28
Judge Frank Antenori scores the fight 29:28

In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Rama Arjuna!
Rama Arjuna seemed lost for words in his post fight interview but he remembered to thank his fans and directed everyone to his website.