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Coming up we have a middleweight MMA rules bout between Derek Zoolander (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and John johnson (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Derek Zoolander is staring across the cage at his opponent, tweaking his nipples... Tweaking his own nipples that is.
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BJJ Purple Belt
Basic striking
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BJJ White Belt
Good kicks
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the middleweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of
1 - 0 - 0, fighting out of London, Derek Zoolander!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of
1 - 0 - 0, fighting out of London, John johnson!
The judges for this bout are William Gold, Steven Brown and James Atkins.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
johnson looks to score with a jab to the body but Zoolander is just out of range.
Zoolander slips a jab and a cross from johnson.
Zoolander avoids the head kick by johnson.
Zoolander throws a body punch but johnson moves out of range.
A punch combination from johnson misses.
Zoolander drives through with a really nice takedown into side control.
Zoolander tries to move to mount but johnson blocks the move with his legs.
Zoolander is working hard here to advance position.
Zoolander thinks about going for a far side armbar but bails out and retains the dominant position instead.
johnson can't do much from the bottom here.
Zoolander landing strikes.
Zoolander is trying to land an Americana. He has the arm isolated but johnson is keeping cool and he's avoided the danger for now.
Zoolander is trying to get an arm triangle but johnson is defending well.
Zoolander is breathing heavily.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Zoolander is trying to land an Americana. He has the arm isolated but johnson is keeping cool and he's avoided the danger for now.
johnson is looking to regain half guard here but Zoolander keeps moving and retains side control.
johnson is trying to control Zoolander's posture but Zoolander avoids it.
What's johnson going to do here then? He's in a bit of a pickle.
johnson can't do much from the bottom here.
Zoolander tries for a kimura but johnson is defending well.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
A few boos can be heard. I'm sure they will multiply if the fighters don't pick up the pace.
johnson is putting a lot of effort into getting back to his feet here.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.
johnson is in a bad spot here and he knows it... just holding on for now.
johnson wants to control but Zoolander postures up.
Zoolander misses with an attempted head punch from side control.
You can see the frustration on johnson's face, being in this tough position on the bottom.
The referee decides to stand the fighters back up.
johnson fails to land with a series of punches.
johnson misses with a two punch combination.
Zoolander slips a jab and a cross from johnson.
Zoolander shoots in and bounces johnson off the cage to secure the takedown into guard.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Zoolander stands up and looks to throw the legs aside to pass to side control. johnson swivels though and keeps the full guard.
johnson really doesn't want to stay on the ground with Zoolander. If he can't get it back to his feet, it's only a matter of time before he'll be tapping out.
johnson wants to control here, rather than go for any submissions from the bottom. At least for now.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.
Zoolander chips away with some ground and pound.
Zoolander wants to control from the top but johnson keeps moving.
Zoolander stands up and looks to throw the legs aside to pass to side control. johnson swivels though and keeps the full guard.
johnson pulls Zoolander in to control the position.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Neither fighter has done anything of merit for a good minute or two here and the crowd are not happy about it.
Zoolander trying to pass the guard but can't manage it just yet.
johnson pulls Zoolander in close to his closed guard and prevents Zoolander from doing any damage or advancing position.
Zoolander is trying to work a guillotine from the top, or something like that? Don't know how he thinks he's going to get a finish from there.
Zoolander passes into half guard.
Zoolander not landing any meaningful shots this time.
Zoolander blocks the strikes from johnson.
johnson trying to control from the bottom.
Zoolander working johnson over with strikes.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
Derek Zoolander dominated that round.
The referee calls time. The cornermen exit stage left and we're back to business.
No joy there for johnson, who threw a few shots but didn't land.
Zoolander shoots in for a takedown and gets it.
Zoolander works his way into side control.
johnson is not in a great position here, taking some shots.
Zoolander is trying to land an Americana. He has the arm isolated but johnson is keeping cool and he's avoided the danger for now.
johnson wants to control but Zoolander postures up.
Zoolander working hard here to secure a kimura but he's not really in the right position for it.
johnson is trying to control Zoolander's posture but Zoolander avoids it.
Both fighters are absolutely exhausted here.
That's one minute gone in the round.
johnson throws a couple of punches but he's in a bad position and they don't land.
johnson struggling a bit here.
We get told so often about how wrestlers don't like to be on their backs. Let's see if johnson can do anything to dispel that myth.
The referee has ruled that neither fighter is active enough on the ground and has stood them back up.
Zoolander throws a combination but comes up with nothing but fresh air.
johnson misses with a double jab.
johnson has a takedown stuffed.
johnson misses with a straight right.
johnson throws a combination but comes up with nothing but fresh air.
Zoolander lunges in with swinging rights and lefts but johnson circles away quickly and effectively.
johnson throws a series of punches but Zoolander moves out of range.
Zoolander displays some good footwork, moving neatly out of range as johnson throws out the jab.
Zoolander throws a hook but johnson blocks it.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
A few boos can be heard. I'm sure they will multiply if the fighters don't pick up the pace.
johnson lands a head kick!
johnson tries a head kick but it misses.
johnson gets taken down but at least he's managed to land in guard.
johnson is trying to control the position from the bottom.
Zoolander wants to control from the top but johnson keeps moving.
Zoolander trying to pass the guard but can't manage it just yet.
Zoolander passes into half guard.
Zoolander wants to work for an arm triangle but johnson is really keeping half guard well and defending the submission attempt.
Zoolander is working hard to pass the guard. He's done it - he's now in full mount! Trouble for johnson!
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Zoolander scoring with some good ground and pound from mount here. Will he manage to finish johnson?
Zoolander tries to control but johnson wriggling away.
johnson wriggling around on the bottom manages to avoid the strikes thrown by Zoolander.
Zoolander wants to finish this one by submission but johnson is holding onto his waist, trying to prevent any attacks from Zoolander.
johnson tries to lock up and control but Zoolander gives him a forearm to the face and pushes him away.
Zoolander tries to control but johnson wriggling away.
Zoolander fakes a shot to the body and cracks his opponent in the head. Nice ground and pound there!
Zoolander has been looking to land a fair amount of strikes on the ground. He might be looking to soften his opponent up in order to work for a submission.
johnson prevents any damage by holding on tight.
The crowd growing excited in anticipation of a finish here! Right on cue, Zoolander cracks his opponent with a massive right hand that draws loud cheers!
That's four minutes gone in the round.
A few boos can be heard. I'm sure they will multiply if the fighters don't pick up the pace.
johnson tries to hold on but Zoolander pushes him away.
Zoolander has hold of johnson's left arm, perhaps looking for a submission. The two fighters tussle over control of the isolated limb and johnson manages to get his arm back to his side and away from danger.
Zoolander avoids the attempt from johnson to control.
Zoolander is going olschool here, as he tries to force johnson to tap using a forearm choke. This isn't 1993 though, so johnson shrugs it off.
Zoolander looking to control but johnson is working nicely, looking to advance position himself.
Derek Zoolander overall seems to be getting the better of the ground position in the fight so far.
Zoolander looking for a guillotine from mount but johnson is having none of it.
johnson is looking to improve his position but Zoolander isn't that keen on the idea.
Zoolander trying to control but he's not successful this time.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
Derek Zoolander dominated that second round.
That's time! Zoolander's corner gives him a slap on the ass as he gets ready to fight. Let's hear some noise people - this is the final round!
johnson throws a right and a left that both miss.
Zoolander shoots in but doesn't get the takedown
and johnson counters with a nice shoot takedown that brings the fighters to the ground.
Zoolander working for a triangle but johnson defends it easily.
Zoolander working from the bottom, still in full guard. He's managed to get a loose triangle. johnson doesn't seem to be doing much to defend here, obviously he feels comfortable in the position. johnson manages to throw the legs off his shoulder and he's back into guard - no problem.
Zoolander is working an open guard here, looking to improve his position. No doubt that will leave him open to counters but at least he's being more offensive.
Both fighters are breathing heavily.
johnson not doing a lot at the moment. He'll have to show some more aggression or the fight will get stood up.
Zoolander wants to sweep here but johnson controlling him for the moment.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Zoolander has a loose triangle. He'll be looking to tighten that up but johnson can see exactly what he's planning and manages to posture up and free himself.
Both fighters really going for it on the ground here!
johnson stopping the sweep attempt from Zoolander.
johnson is intent on slowing down the pace of the fight, simply looking to control.
The referee has ruled that neither fighter is active enough on the ground and has stood them back up.
johnson falls off balance throwing a combination
and Zoolander decides to take the opportunity to score a takedown. He's landed in johnson's guard.
Zoolander wants to pass the guard but johnson is keeping the position.
Zoolander is working the ground and pound from guard. He might want to try advancing position though to get more of an impact.
Zoolander tries to free his leg and advance position but johnson is retaining full guard.
johnson not looking particularly offensive just at the moment.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Zoolander trying to pass the guard but can't manage it just yet.
The referee has ruled that neither fighter is active enough on the ground and has stood them back up.
Zoolander avoids a punch combination nicely.
Zoolander gets his takedown attempt stuffed easily
and johnson counters with a stiff right hand.
johnson throws a big shot that misses.
Zoolander throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
johnson throws a combination but it was largely blocked by Zoolander.
Zoolander gets his takedown attempt stuffed easily
and johnson counters with a one-two to the body.
That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for Derek Zoolander. That's going to take a lot out of him.
johnson lunges in with swinging rights and lefts but Zoolander circles away quickly and effectively.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
johnson swinging wilding here.
johnson throws a sloppy head kick and Zoolander moves out of range easily.
Zoolander fails to land the takedown.
Zoolander avoids a punch combination nicely.
johnson throws a combination but comes up with nothing but fresh air.
Zoolander tries for a takedown but johnson sees it coming a mile off and avoids it easily.
johnson lands a slapping body shot.
Zoolander fails with the takedown.
Zoolander fails with the takedown
and johnson counters with a nice uppercut.
A nice combination there by johnson.
Zoolander tries for a takedown but johnson circles away easily
and johnson counters with a stiff right hand.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
The crowd are hurling abuse towards the fighters... You can hardly blame them though because there isn't a lot going on in the fight.
johnson will need to tighten up his combinations if he doesn't want to gas himself out, swinging at thin air.
johnson throws a right and a left that Zoolander avoids nicely.
Zoolander looking to shoot here. He's gone for it and he's landed a takedown into mount! Oh, that's bad for johnson!
John johnson has stepped it up - he knows he needs a finish here!
johnson taking shots to the head.
johnson defends a decent attempt at a guillotine from Zoolander.
Zoolander quickly switches position and commits to an armbar! It's a big risk for Zoolander but it's paid off an johnson is forced to tap! Nice work by Zoolander.
Ladies and gentlemen, after 4:51 of round 3, we have a winner by way of Submission (Armbar). Derek Zoolander!
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energy
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