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Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between Crotch Grabber (ranked 273 p4p, 38 weight class) and Gniewomir Lach (ranked 316 p4p, 46 weight class). Lach comes into a darkened arena with his song building. Soel kicks in, the lights come on and the crowd goes wild! What a showman! Well, the cameraman is lingering on a pretty young lady for a bit too long there. Keep your eyes on the prize buddy or you'll miss the fighter intros!
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280 lbs
21 - 4 - 0 |
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261 lbs
10 - 5 - 0 |
Abu Dhabi Champ
World class boxer
Insanely flexible |
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Olympic wrestler
World class MT
Granite chin |
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of
21 - 4 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Crotch Grabber!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of
10 - 5 - 0, fighting out of Los Angeles, Gniewomir Lach!
The judges for this bout are Daniel Bishop, William Gold and James Ackerman.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Lach misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Grabber.
Donk. Grabber catches Lach right on the button with a cross.
It looks like Gniewomir Lach has been cut.
Grabber lands with a two punch combination before moving back out of range.
A looping hook to the body misses from Lach. Grabber does a little dance to reset his feet.
Grabber misses with a hook
and Lach counters with a lovely shot to the body.
Lach lands a big head kick that sends Grabber tumbling to the mat! Lach takes a step backwards and waves Grabber back to his feet - he wants the finish!
It looks like Crotch Grabber has been cut.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Lach takes a shot right to the bread basket.
Grabber throws a jab when Lach was well out of range.
Grabber throws a big shot that misses.
Lach is looking to slow Grabber down with leg kicks.
That kick from Grabber tenderised Lach's leg. Lach is trying to keep his angry face on.
Grabber scores with a nice right hand.
Grabber jabbing away but nothing is landing.
Lach goes for a spinning back kick but it misses.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Lach avoids a lazy jab quite easily.
Lach swings away with a counter right hand but no contact made.
Grabber has his front leg slapped to the side - a nice low kick landing there from Lach.
Grabber misses with an uppercut. Lach saw that one coming.
We've been informed that Lach has been sparring a lot of Muay Thai in the buildup to this fight so let's see if that has an impact on the result.
Lach misses with an uppercut.
Grabber throws a series of punches but Lach avoids them all with ease.
A shot to the liver by Grabber. Beautiful body shot.
Grabber moves out of range of the body kick.
Grabber throws out a loose jab but Lach uses good head movement to avoid it.
Grabber is the aggressor but that punch slipped nicely by Lach.
Lach on the wrong end of a nice low kick. He's acting like it's no big deal but he doesn't want to take many more of those.
Crotch Grabber seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Grabber throws an overhand right that lands on Lach's shoulder, as Lach tries to avoid the shot.
A countering left hand to the body from Lach misses.
Lach wants to clinch but Grabber slips to the side
and Grabber counters with a one-two to the body.
Lach with a jab.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Grabber lunges in with an uppercut that skims his opponent's chin.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Grabber misses with a straight left.
Lach connects with a lovely jab that went straight through the gap between Grabber's hands.
Lach misses the shot to the body.
Nice cross by Lach.
Grabber is rocked!
The fighters circling - Lach throws out the jab but it was never going to land.
Lach tries a switch kick but it misses it's target.
Grabber scores with a punch to the head.
A jab from Grabber misses.
Grabber swings wildly with a right hand that was never going to find it's target.
Grabber bobs and weaves well there to avoid the strikes.
Lach moves out of range as Grabber strikes.
Grabber lands with a cross to side of his opponent's head.
Lach lands with a hook. Grabber tried to avoid it but it clipped the top of his head.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Lach swings for the body but Grabber moves out of range.
Lach bobs and weaves well there to avoid the strikes.
Grabber cracks Lach with a nice right hand that draws applause from the crowd.
Lach moves out of range of the strikes.
Lach staying out of range there.
Lach displays some good footwork, moving neatly out of range as Grabber throws out the jab.
Lach looking to land some kicks to the body here.
A leg kick checked by Lach.
Lach throws a decent looking leg kick but it doesn't land clean.
Grabber lands a really nice looking cross but Lach seems unphased.
Grabber throws a series of punches but Lach moves out of range.
Lach misses with a leg kick
and Grabber counters with a lovely straight right hand!
Grabber misses with a body punch
and Lach counters with a slapping leg kick.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Grabber throws an uppercut from half a mile away. Lach sees it coming and avoids it easily.
A slapping leg kick lands for Lach.
Grabber defending well as Lach loads up on a big left hand.
Grabber throws a looping overhand right but Lach ducks down to avoid it.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Lach works the jab nicely.
Grabber throws a big shot that misses.
Lach shapes like he's going to throw a leg kick but settles back down.
Grabber throws a leg kick
and Lach counters with a lovely straight right hand!
Lach keeping his hands up high there, blocking the jab from Grabber.
Lach is trying to avoid his opponent's strikes and get into the clinch.
A big right from Lach misses.
The crowd applaud the fighters' efforts here as the round comes to an end.
Oooooh!!! Grabber has knocked Lach down with a huge combo! Grabber steps away and waves a wobbly Lach back to his feet! This one might not go much longer!
That has opened up Gniewomir Lach's cut even more.
Grabber scores with a jab. Lach acknowledges it with a nod of the head.
Lach lands a big uppercut and Grabber crumbles to the floor! The ref thinks about stopping the fight but Grabber looks OK. Lach waves Grabber back to his feet!
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
That was a close round but I would say that Crotch Grabber will probably get the nod.
Both fighters have cut men working on them during the interval.
OK. That's time! The bell goes and we're back to the action.
Lach takes a solid shot to the body. That one hurt him but he's trying not to show it.
Grabber keeping his hands up high there, blocking the jab from Lach.
Grabber sends Lach crashing to the mat with a devastating uppercut! Grabber is motioning to the referee to let Lach up. He wants to try and finish this one on the feet!
Lach is rocked!
Grabber measures up his opponent and throws a superman punch that connects to the jaw! Down goes Lach! The ref steps in, and that's the ball game folks!
Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:20 of round 2, we have a winner by way of KO (Superman Punch). Crotch Grabber!
Crotch Grabber really struggled to get his t-shirt on before his hand was raised. Making sure that Urban Fighter logo gets some air time is pretty tricky when you're all sweaty.
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energy
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hype
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pop
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mgr
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RATING
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