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PBP Commentary |
Coming up we have a super heavyweight MMA rules bout between Augustus Hippobody (ranked 4700 p4p, 0 weight class) and Lardo Humpinator (ranked 3561 p4p, 0 weight class). Augustus Hippobody could well score a knockout today. He has the power to get to Lardo Humpinator's chin.
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25
300 lbs
0 - 0 - 0 |
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190 cm
25
291 lbs
2 - 1 - 0 |
Decent wrestler
Solid boxing
Granite chin |
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Good takedowns
Basic striking
Experienced |
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the super heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of
0 - 0 - 0, fighting out of The Island, Augustus Hippobody!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of
2 - 1 - 0, fighting out of The Island, Lardo Humpinator!
The judges for this bout are Santiago Holmes, David Hoff and Dirk Anderson.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Humpinator closes the distance and gets a trip takedown into side control. Hippobody quickly recovers to half guard.
Humpinator looking for a kimura but he'll have to free his other leg if he wants to finish that. Perhaps he's just using it as a distraction technique.
Humpinator is trying for a kimura here. Hippobody looks like he's in a lot of pain... and he's tapping out! Humpinator wins by kimura!
Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:23 of round 1, we have a winner by way of Submission (Kimura). Lardo Humpinator!
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energy
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hype
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pop
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mgr
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FIGHT
RATING
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