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PBP Commentary |
Coming up we have a super heavyweight kickboxing rules bout between Dick Doss (ranked 18875 p4p, 219 weight class) and Duke Nukem (ranked 2396 p4p, 97 weight class). Nukem has chosen Here comes the boom as his entrance music. Both fighters look fresh as a daisy as they make their way towards the ring.
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288 lbs
23 - 14 - 0 |
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286 lbs
40 - 26 - 2 |
World class boxer
Granite chin
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World class MT
Heavy handed
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the super heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of
23 - 14 - 0, fighting out of London, Dick Doss!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of
40 - 26 - 2, fighting out of Rio de Janeiro, Duke Nukem!
The judges for this bout are Mauricio Rocha, Thiago Cunha and Seu Braga.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Nukem throws a sloppy head kick and Doss moves out of range easily.
Nukem rushes in with a sloppy looking punch
and Doss counters with a crisp hook to the side of the head.
Doss lands an overhand right.
Doss cracks Nukem with an open hand slap.
It looks like Duke Nukem has been cut.
Doss is pinned up against the ropes taking some big shots here. The referee is looking closely deciding whether he should stop the fight.
Nukem throws a leg kick that is checked
and Doss counters with a lovely straight right hand!
A big left from Doss misses.
Nukem on the wrong end of a nice jab.
Nukem drops his hands momentarily and Doss needs no second invitation. He sets himself and throws a perfect high kick, that clips Nukem just on the top of the head. Nukem drops like a sack of potatoes to the canvas, out cold! Oooooooh yeah! Stick a fork in Nukem - he's done!
Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:31 of round 1, we have a winner by way of KO (Head Kick). Dick Doss!
A very excited looking Dick Doss rambled incoherently for about 5 minutes post fight about how awesome he is. It was kinda funny for a while but then everyone got annoyed.
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energy
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hype
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pop
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mgr
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RATING
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