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Coming up we have a super heavyweight MMA rules bout between Massive Wanker (ranked 2126 p4p, 86 weight class) and Javier Vasquez (ranked 2277 p4p, 89 weight class). Vasquez comes into a darkened arena with his song building. Faster Disco kicks in, the lights come on and the crowd goes wild! What a showman! Well, I have no idea who's going to take this one!
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294 lbs
3 - 0 - 0 |
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348 lbs
4 - 1 - 0 |
BJJ Purple Belt
Solid Muay Thai
Big heart |
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Good wrestler
Decent boxing
Very confident |
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 5 rounds, for the super heavyweight championship of the world!
Introducing the champion to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of
3 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Massive Wanker!
And introducing the challenger to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of
4 - 1 - 0, fighting out of New York, Javier Vasquez!
The judges for this bout are Gregory Folan, Alec Ball and Trevor Gratis.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Vasquez misses with a left hand
letting Wanker counter with a right hand.
Wanker looks to have improved his striking defense since last time we saw him fight.
Vasquez connects with a slap. Keep your fist closed son.
Vasquez throws a lazy uppercut
enabling Wanker to counter with a crisp jab.
Vasquez throws a lazy uppercut
and Wanker counters with a left to the body.
Vasquez misses with a right hand
and Wanker counters with a lovely straight right hand!
Wanker listening to his corner there, landing a nice uppercut.
Vasquez throws a poor cross that misses
and Wanker counters with a good right hand that lands right on the jaw.
Vasquez is really struggling to land any decent head shots against his taller opponent.
Vasquez misses with an uppercut
and Wanker counters with a straight right hand.
Vasquez has been spending a lot of time sparring his boxing in the run up to the fight, trying to sharpen up those hands and look for a knockout.
Wanker drives through and clinches with Vasquez against the cage.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Wanker scores with an uppercut up the middle.
Vasquez takes a shot to the head.
Vasquez is trying to work for a single leg takedown but Wanker pulls him back up using the underhooks.
Vasquez tries to pull guard but Wanker forces him back to his feet, against the cage.
A short body shot lands from Wanker as the two fighters clinch.
Wanker lands with a light punch inside.
Wanker is clearly stalling here... Pick up the pace son.
Wanker lands a hook to the side of the head.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Wanker scores with a shoulder strike.
Wanker lands with a short punch from the clinch.
Wanker throws a blind hook that connects with the side of Vasquezs head.
Wanker doesn't land with the attempted body shot.
Vasquez tries to take the fight to the ground by pulling guard but can't manage it.
Massive Wanker has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Javier Vasquez.
A quick uppercut on the inside from Wanker.
Wanker lands a shoulder strike.
Vasquez tries to score a body lock takedown but Wanker shows good agility there to stay on his feet.
Vasquez taking a breather.
Wanker cracks Vasquez with a nice body shot.
Vasquez looks winded!
Still in the clinch, Wanker scores with a nice short uppercut.
A short right from Wanker on the inside.
Wanker scores with a nice hook to the head.
Still in the clinch, Wanker scores with a nice short uppercut.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Wanker lands a nice shot to the body.
Wanker lands a hook that snaps the head of Vasquez backwards.
Wanker lands a body punch.
Wanker has hold of a leg and is looking for a trip takedown. Vasquez avoids it nicely though and we remain in the clinch.
Wanker lands a right hand.
Wanker lands a right hand.
Vasquez is pressed up against the cage. Wanker has hold of a leg and is looking to drag Vasquez down to the mat. Vasquez avoids the attempt though and has circled away. We're back to striking at a distance.
Vasquez rushes in with a sloppy looking punch
and Wanker counters with a quick right hand to the jaw.
Wanker drives through and clinches with Vasquez against the cage.
Wanker lands with a right to the head.
Wanker scores with an uppercut up the middle.
Wanker lands an uppercut.
A nice right hand lands inside from Wanker.
Wanker stays in close to his opponent and throws a right hand to the body.
Wanker lands with a quick shot inside that doesn't really do much damage.
Vasquez is rocked!
A short right hand to the side of the head by Wanker.
Vasquez is still on wobbly legs! Can Wanker finish him?
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Wanker softening up his opponent with strikes, against the cage.
Wanker lands an uppercut in the clinch that drops Vasquez to his knees! Wanker keeps firing more shots against his stricken opponent and the referee jumps in to save him!
Ladies and gentlemen, after 3:13 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Massive Wanker!
Massive Wanker is the new super heavyweight champion!
Javier Vasquez spoke after the fight, saying 'Can't lie, he got me good. He has my number, no bones about it. Hats off to him.'.
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energy
A | B |
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hype
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pop
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mgr
A | B |
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FIGHT
RATING
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