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Coming up we have a super heavyweight MMA rules bout between Michael Dobson (ranked 2298 p4p, 92 weight class) and Bubble Butt (ranked 1845 p4p, 81 weight class). Chooooooooon! I think Dobson might be my favorite fighter, now he's come out to Mans not hot- big shaq. Over to our ring announcer for the fighter introductions!
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302 lbs
11 - 9 - 0 |
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270 lbs
9 - 6 - 0 |
Good wrestling
Brawler
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BJJ Purple Belt
Excellent MT
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the super heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of
11 - 9 - 0, fighting out of Montreal, Michael Dobson!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of
9 - 6 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Bubble Butt!
The judges for this bout are Johanna Lukiainen, Marco Blurström and Tarja Halkonen.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Butt looks to land a combination but Dobson avoids it well.
A punch combination from Butt misses.
Dobson throws a big counter combination but Butt scrambles out of danger and avoids any damage.
Butt closes the distance and clinches.
Butt misses with the head strike.
Nice body punch from Dobson.
Dobson goes for a takedown attempt but Butt pushes him away and we're back to fighting at a distance.
Dobson shoots for a takedown but Butt saw that one coming a mile off and avoided it easily.
Dobson moves into the clinch successfully.
Dobson has had enough of the clinch but Butt keeps him there for the moment.
Butt stalling here - the referee won't stand for too much of that.
Dobson escapes the clinch and we're back to striking.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Butt stuffs the takedown.
That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for Michael Dobson. That's going to take a lot out of him.
Dobson forces Butt back against the cage and clinches.
Dobson has had enough of the clinch but Butt keeps him there for the moment.
Dobson tries to break the clinch but Butt is controlling the position.
Dobson definitely looks more muscular than last time we saw him fight.
Butt lands with a quick shot inside that doesn't really do much damage.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Dobson throws a vicious knee straight up the middle but Butt blocks it with crossed arms.
Dobson lands a shoulder strike that jolts his opponent's head backwards.
Dobson drops to a knee looking for a takedown but Butt gets the underhooks and prevents it.
Butt misses with the head strike.
Butt has Dobson pushed against the cage.
Butt lands a hook to the side of the head.
Dobson can't get the takedown.
Dobson tries to work over Butt's body with a swooping hook but it only glances the target.
Butt working aggressively here.
Butt working on landing some head shots here - that one got through nicely.
Dobson working hard to break the clinch.
Butt misses with the head strike.
Butt lands a hook to the side of the head.
Dobson is working on a leg, looking for a takedown but Butt is defending well.
Dobson blocks a couple of punches on the inside.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Dobson blocks a body shot from Butt.
Butt trying to control the position but instead, Dobson has worked for underhooks and has pushed Butt into the cage.
A head punch blocked on the inside by Dobson.
Butt throws a head punch that misses.
Butt lands an uppercut.
Butt works on Dobson's body with a couple of short punches.
This has been an exciting period of action!
A bit of stalling here from Dobson.
Dobson's head jolts backwards as he takes an uppercut right on the button!
Dobson blocks a punch to the side of the head.
Butt tries a shoulder strike but it doesn't do any damage.
Butt misses with a punch on the inside.
Butt pushes Dobson back against the cage and lands a hook to the side of the head.
Butt misses with a short punch on the inside.
The two fighters are working to gain dominance in the clinch.
Butt is pressed up against the cage. Dobson has hold of a leg and is looking to drag Butt down to the mat. Butt avoids the attempt though and has circled away. We're back to striking at a distance.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Butt slips a jab and a cross from Dobson.
Butt misses with a double jab.
Dobson punishes Butt's body with a nice straight punch.
Oooooh!!! Butt has knocked Dobson down with a huge combo! Butt steps away and waves a wobbly Dobson back to his feet! This one might not go much longer!
Dobson is rocked!
Butt cracks Dobson's jaw with two stiff jabs then ducks low and throws a soul-severing right uppercut to the mouth!! Dobson slumps to the ground with blood on his lips. The referee steps in before Butt can do further damage! This one is done, son!
Ladies and gentlemen, after 3:22 of round 1, we have a winner by way of KO (Punch). Bubble Butt!
Bubble Butt was full of energy after the big win and talked about how he thinks he can do big things in this sport. The crowd were appreciative of his determination to succeed.
Michael Dobson was interviewed post fight and said 'Oh bugger all!'.
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energy
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hype
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pop
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mgr
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RATING
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