PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a light heavyweight MMA rules bout between Jaden Saint (ranked 21071 p4p, 0 weight class) and Machine Gun (ranked 3058 p4p, 0 weight class). Saint's ring entrance music is that housewives' favourite, For Heavy Metal we will die!. Machine Gun is the more experienced fighter, so let's see if that makes a difference tonight.

Saint
vs
Gun

190 cm
24
211 lbs
1 - 0 - 0

189 cm
44
220 lbs
26 - 21 - 1

Good wrestling
Excellent boxer
Cardio machine

Good wrestler
World class boxer
Powerful

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the light heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 1 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Los Angeles, Jaden Saint!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 26 - 21 - 1, fighting out of Los Angeles, Machine Gun!
The judges for this bout are Jack Bonds, Frank Antenori and Timothy Bukovac.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Saint lands a head kick!

It looks like Machine Gun has been cut.
Saint scores with a hook to the body. Gun takes a step back and tries to catch his breath.
Saint throws a predictable looking body shot

and Gun holds on and brings the fighters into a clinch.
Saint softening up his opponent with strikes, against the cage.
Saint is leaning against Gun and scores with a nice uppercut to the body.

Saint breaks from the clinch.
Saint misses with a right hand
enabling Gun to counter with a crisp jab.
Saint misses with a right hand
and Gun counters with a nice uppercut.
A left lands for Saint.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Gun pushing out the jab but it's not landing.
Saint is looking to counter with head kicks.
Saint connects with a lovely jab that went straight through the gap between Gun's hands.

Gun is rocked!

That's one minute gone in the round.
Gun walks into a picture perfect straight right hand from Saint! He's gone down face first to the canvas, unconscious before he even hit the floor! Ohhhh. My. Goodness! That boys and girls was a beautiful knockout! Give that man a biscuit!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:13 of round 1, we have a winner by way of KO (Punch). Jaden Saint!
A very excited looking Jaden Saint rambled incoherently for about 5 minutes post fight about how awesome he is. It was kinda funny for a while but then everyone got annoyed.