PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a light heavyweight kickboxing rules bout between Juanito Cortez (ranked 2487 p4p, 315 weight class) and Silent Bob (ranked 4453 p4p, 490 weight class). Chooooooooon! I think Cortez might be my favorite fighter, now he's come out to $$$. Silent Bob has the eye of the tiger tonight.

Cortez
vs
Bob

184 cm
37
196 lbs
22 - 14 - 0

183 cm
42
194 lbs
27 - 16 - 2

World class boxer
Insanely flexible

World class MT
Heavy handed

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the light heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 22 - 14 - 0, fighting out of Los Angeles, Juanito Cortez!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 27 - 16 - 2, fighting out of New York, Silent Bob!
The judges for this bout are Mauricio Rocha, Paulo Santos and Leandro Rodrigues.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Bob throws out a powerful jab.
Cortez takes a solid shot to the body. That one hurt him but he's trying not to show it.
Bob throws an ugly left hook that misses
and Cortez counters with a stiff right hand.
Bob throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
Bob moves his head to the side to avoid a jab but walks straight into a cross.
Bob takes one on the chin but keeps coming.
Cortez uses good footwork to get in and out and land a nice right hand before Bob has time to react.
Both fighters circling a little - Bob finishes the exchange with a kick to the body.
Bob feints with a shoulder and throws a nice leg kick to Cortez's calf.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Cortez checks the leg kick.
Cortez throws a nice looking combination but Bob bobs and weaves to avoid any damage.
A telegraphed right hand from Bob misses the target.
Bob throws a nice looking combination but Cortez bobs and weaves to avoid any damage.
Bob misses with a leg kick
letting Cortez counter with a right hand.
Cortez jabs. That one connects to the head of his opponent.
A looping hook to the body misses from Bob. Cortez does a little dance to reset his feet.
Cortez swings wildly with a right hand that was never going to find it's target.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Bob takes a shot to the eye socket. That's gotta hurt.
Bob connects with a body shot.
Bob needs to keep his hands up - Cortez had a free shot at his head there.
Bob throws a lazy right hand but Cortez sees it coming a mile off and sidesteps it easily.
Cortez is the aggressor but that punch slipped nicely by Bob.
Bob takes a swing at Cortez's ribcage but misses.
Cortez throws a jab, cross combination which is slipped
and he gets countered with a snapping leg kick.
Bob ducks under a wild hook from Cortez.
Bob swings for the body but Cortez moves out of range.
Bob moves away from the strike by Cortez.
Bob misses with a body kick.
Cortez lunges in with an uppercut that skims his opponent's chin.
Bob avoids a lazy jab quite easily.
A punch combination from Cortez misses.
Bob dances in quickly and lands a nice inside leg kick on Cortez. That did some damage!
Bob is throwing a lot of body shots here, looking to wear down Cortez rather than just go for the knockout.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Bob throws a body shot but no joy.
Cortez looks to land a combination. Bob sees it coming but can only parry a couple of the shots.
Cortez throws a series of punches but Bob moves out of range.
A looping hook to the body misses from Bob. Cortez does a little dance to reset his feet.
Cortez misses with a straight left.
Bob throws a lazy right hand but Cortez sees it coming a mile off and sidesteps it easily.
Cortez throws a looping overhand right but Bob ducks down to avoid it.
Bob throws a body shot but no joy.
Cortez throws a big counter combination but Bob scrambles out of danger and avoids any damage.
Cortez connects with a hook to the side of his opponent's head.
Cortez looks to land a left hand but Bob moved out of range nicely.
Bob throws a jab when Cortez was well out of range.
Cortez pulls out of a head kick attempt.
The crowd applaud the fighters' efforts here as the round comes to an end.
A punch lands to the side of Cortez 's head but he takes it in his stride.

Cortez rushes Bob and pushes him back against the ropes in a clinch.
Cortez tries to work over Bob's body with a swooping hook but it only glances the target.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Juanito Cortez dominated that round.
OK. That's time! The bell goes and we're back to the action.

Bob throws a leg kick
enabling Cortez to counter with a crisp jab.
Bob thows a leg kick but Cortez checks it
and Cortez counters with a nice low kick that buckles Bob's knee momentarily.
Cortez is really head hunting here, hardly looking to strike to the body at all.
Bob looks to land a combination but Cortez avoids it well.
Cortez lands a powerful looking uppercut that connected with his opponent's jaw.
Cortez wants to clinch up but Bob keeps it at a distance.
Bob thows a leg kick but Cortez checks it
and Cortez counters with a crisp hook to the side of the head.
Cortez is really dominating this fight. Is there anything that Bob can do to turn this around?
Bob uses decent footwork to sidestep a right hand from Cortez.
Bob is loading up here, looking for a big counter of his own.
Bob walks into a jab.
Cortez ducks under an overhand right and circles away with a smile on his face.
Jab, cross, leg kick. Nice combination by Cortez!
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Bob lands with a good body shot.
Good standup being displayed there by Bob as he connects with a hook.
Cortez keeping his hands up high there, blocking the jab from Bob.
A swing and a miss from Cortez.
Bob keeps his opponent at a distance with a nice jab.
Bob misses with the combination.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Cortez on the wrong end of a nice jab.
Cortez throws a quick inside leg kick.
Bob throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
Bob lunges in with an uppercut that skims his opponent's chin.
Bob scores with a big combo that sends Cortez crashing to the mat! He's still conscious but the referee has seen enough as Cortez flops around uncontrollably and he's called an end to the fight! Bob jumps onto the ropes and throws his mouthpiece into the crowd. Gross.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:33 of round 2, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Silent Bob!
Silent Bob decided to thank the fans in attendance for making a great atmosphere. It seemed to go down pretty well.
The defeated Juanito Cortez had this to say: 'Well...shit happens....i will b back!'.