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Coming up we have a middleweight MMA rules bout between Snot Slurper (ranked 27 p4p, 2 weight class) and John Puller (ranked 10 p4p, 1 weight class). Slurper comes into the arena with They say that I'm Crazy blaring out of the sound system. John Puller told me before the fight that he's been watching a lot of DVDs so let's see if that helps him in this one! I can't wait to find out!
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 5 rounds, in the middleweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of
26 - 6 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Snot Slurper!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of
23 - 7 - 0, fighting out of Helsinki, John Puller!
The judges for this bout are Yukihiro Shimada, Hirohito Nitta and Sosuke Kotani.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Slurper uses decent footwork to sidestep a right hand from Puller.
Slurper throws a series of punches but Puller moves out of range.
Slurper throws an off balance right hand
letting Puller counter with a right hand.
Slurper lands a pitter patter jab to the forehead of his opponent.
Puller moves into range and lands a nice leg kick.
Puller looks to score with a jab to the body but Slurper is just out of range.
Puller misses with a straight right.
We've been told by Slurper's head coaches at Men Only. No Liberals ! that he's been working on his takedown defense in preparation for this fight.
Slurper jabs. That one connects to the head of his opponent.
The fight stays on the outside here - Puller looks like he's thinking about clinching though.
Well, he's not going to score with shots like that. A lazy body kick attempt from Puller.
Puller scores with a nice body kick.
Puller jabs Slurper right on the nose. Slurper blinks but takes it well.
Slurper moves out of range as Puller throws a body kick.
Puller fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Slurper manages to avoid it.
As Puller tries to get set, Slurper tries to push him back and clinch up but Puller manages to avoid the attempt.
Slurper looks shocked there as he takes a right hand to the temple.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Slurper throws an overhand right that lands on Puller's shoulder, as Puller tries to avoid the shot.
Puller looks like he wants to counter punch here.
Puller avoids a lazy jab quite easily.
Puller throws a leg kick but Slurper moved away.
Wow, both these guys are really going for it!
Slurper tries to clinch but Puller moves out of range.
Puller just misses with a punch to the body.
Slurper misses with an uppercut. Puller saw that one coming.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Slurper takes a swing at Puller's ribcage but misses.
Slurper looks to score with a jab to the body but Puller is just out of range.
Slurper slips a jab from Puller.
Puller scores with a crisp jab that stopped Slurper in his tracks.
Puller throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
Puller dances in quickly and lands a nice inside leg kick on Slurper. That did some damage!
Slurper misses with a wild body shot.
Puller misses the jab.
Slurper uses good footwork to get in and out and land a nice right hand before Puller has time to react.
Puller ducks right into an uppercut from Slurper.
Puller tries to move into range but Slurper moves to the side and lands with a nice right hand.
Puller tries to clinch up against the cage, rushing in to close the distance. Slurper manages to break the clinch and circles back to the middle of the mat.
Puller moves out of range of the strikes.
Slurper misses with a body shot.
Nice uppercut there from Slurper.
Puller changes levels and scores with a jab to the body.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Slurper lands with a cross.
Slurper throws a push kick but Puller slaps the foot to one side.
Slurper gets in close and instigates a clinch.
Puller misses with a shot to the kidneys.
A short uppercut from Slurper.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Puller lands a nice uppercut.
Puller blocks an uppercut.
Slurper misses with a short punch on the inside.
Puller breaks the clinch and we're back to striking at distance.
Puller tries to clinch up but Slurper circles away and keeps his distance.
Slurper connects with a body shot that sends Puller's belly button to the back.
Puller lands with a good body shot.
Slurper misses with a hook to the body
enabling Puller to counter with a crisp jab.
Puller slips a straight right by Slurper.
Slurper lands a jab, followed by a cross and another cross, as Puller backs up against the cage.
Puller misses with a hook.
Puller tries to score with a low kick but Slurper moves his leg out of the way.
Slurper moves out of range of the body kick from Puller.
Puller shapes like he's going to throw a leg kick but settles back down.
Slurper is looking to counter the offense by Puller and move into the clinch.
Slurper takes a solid shot to the body. That one hurt him but he's trying not to show it.
Puller takes a jab on the nose there. A little bit of blood seems to be coming out. Hopefully that won't affect his breathing.
Puller is looking to chop away at Slurper's legs.
Slurper wants to take advantage of his opponent's missed offense by moving into the clinch.
Puller takes a big uppercut there. He seems a bit wobbly but no, he's OK.
Puller on the wrong end of an overhand right that came out of nowhere.
Some wild striking there from Slurper.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
A looping hook to the body misses from Slurper. Puller does a little dance to reset his feet.
Slurper avoids the body shot from Puller.
Slurper misses with an attempted mid kick.
Puller is clearly trying to counter these attacks from Slurper with a body shot.
Slurper misses with an attempted mid kick.
Slurper is really peppering his opponent's head with punches.
Slurper swats away the attempt to clinch by Puller.
Puller swings and misses with a hook to the body.
Slurper on the wrong end of a nice low kick. He's acting like it's no big deal but he doesn't want to take many more of those.
Slurper throws a body punch but Puller moves out of range.
A big left from Slurper misses.
Puller cracks Slurper with an open hand slap.
Slurper connects with a body shot.
Puller uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Slurper.
Puller appears to be waiting to throw a counter punch to the body.
Thud! ouch! good body kick from Slurper - that will leave a mark!
A big right from Puller misses.
A looping hook to the body misses from Slurper. Puller does a little dance to reset his feet.
Slurper ducks down and throws a hook to the body but Puller moves away.
Puller pushing out the jab but it's not landing.
Slurper throws a shot from downtown. Puller moves away and avoids it.
Puller takes a shot right to the bread basket.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Puller bobs and weaves well there to avoid the strikes.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Puller looks to land a right hand but Slurper moved out of range.
Puller just misses with a punch to the body.
Puller ducks under a wild hook from Slurper.
Puller just misses with a punch to the body.
Slurper ducks right into an uppercut from Puller.
Puller throws a half hearted mid kick.
Puller uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Slurper.
Slurper misses with a looping left.
A nice side step and Puller releases a counter shot to the body, but it doesn't find it's home.
Slurper cracks Puller with a right hand to the side of the head.
Slurper throws a right hand that misses
and Slurper takes a counter punch right on the button for his troubles.
Slurper looks to score with a combo but nothing lands.
It seemed like Puller was going to counter with the hook but didn't fully commit to it.
Slurper misses with an uppercut. Puller saw that one coming.
Puller lands with an uppercut that bounces Slurper off the cage and back into range.
Puller has been working his punching technique in the buildup to the fight and it appears to be paying off.
Slurper is the aggressor but that punch slipped nicely by Puller.
The crowd applaud the fighters' efforts here as the round comes to an end.
Puller lands with an uppercut that bounces Slurper off the cage and back into range.
Slurper moves out of range as Puller strikes.
Slurper throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
Puller looks like he wants to counter punch here.
Puller looks to throw the jab but Slurper is out of range.
Puller misses with an uppercut. Slurper saw that one coming.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
That was a close round but I would say that Snot Slurper will probably get the nod.
That's the end of the interval. I'm sure that seemed a lot quicker than a minute for our two fighters! Back to the action.
Puller takes a body punch but keeps moving.
Puller lands a slapping body shot.
Slurper blocks a jab.
A chopping leg kick lands by Puller.
Snot Slurper is winning the standup battle so far.
Slurper uses good footwork to avoid the strikes from Puller.
Puller misses with a hook.
Slurper misses with a shot to the body
and Puller counters with a quick right hand to the jaw.
Slurper takes a nice looking leg kick right on the meat of his thigh there.
Puller scores with a nice head shot.
Slurper throws a looping overhand right but Puller ducks down to avoid it.
A big right from Puller misses.
Slurper misses with a body shot.
Puller dances in quickly and lands a nice inside leg kick on Slurper. That did some damage!
A big left from Puller misses.
Slurper throws out a powerful jab.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Puller uses good footwork to avoid the strikes from Slurper.
A nice side step and Puller releases a counter shot to the body, but it doesn't find it's home.
Puller tries to work over Slurper's front leg with a kick but Slurper checks it.
Slurper wants to take advantage of his opponent's missed offense by moving into the clinch.
Slurper pivots, looking for a leg kick but Puller is out of range and Slurper settles back down.
Slurper uses decent footwork to sidestep a right hand from Puller.
Puller connects nicely with a jab. Noted by the judges no doubt.
Slurper throws a low kick but Puller avoids it.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Puller ducks under a wild hook from Slurper.
Puller scores with a punch to the gut of his opponent.
Puller throws the left hand but Slurper avoids the punch easily.
Slurper works the jab nicely.
Puller lands with a nice body punch.
Slurper is looking to take this fight into the clinch.
Puller attempts a low kick but it misses it's target.
Slurper closes the distance and lands a one-two.
Nice defenses there by Slurper.
Slurper staying out of range there.
Slurper moves out of range of the body kick.
Slurper misses with a hook.
Puller throws a jab but it's blocked by Slurper.
Slurper checks a low kick from Puller.
Puller ducks under an overhand right and circles away with a smile on his face.
Slurper scores with a nice head shot.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Slurper chopping away at his opponent's legs.
Slurper misses with a wild body shot.
A telegraphed right hand from Puller misses the target.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Puller throws out a loose jab but Slurper uses good head movement to avoid it.
Puller slips under a jab.
Slurper throws a leg kick that is checked
and Puller counters with a quick right hand to the jaw.
Puller throws a monster uppercut resembling something out of street fighter but it doesn't land.
A cross from Slurper lands.
Slurper misses with a looping right.
Slurper avoids the body shot from Puller.
Slurper keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
Slurper uses decent footwork to sidestep a right hand from Puller.
Puller lands a head shot.
Puller ducks under a wild hook from Slurper.
Puller throws a leg kick but he was too far away and it doesn't land.
Slurper tries to counter by clinching up but Puller breaks away and moves out of range.
A shot to the liver by Puller. Beautiful body shot.
Slurper throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
Puller scores with the left hand. Slurper knows he should have avoided that one.
Slurper lands a jab to the head.
Puller gets tackled into the cage by Slurper. Slurper maintains the clinch.
Puller doesn't land with the attempted body shot.
Puller misses with a punch on the inside.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Slurper tries to land a shot to the body but it's blocked.
Slurper misses with a hook to the ribs.
A head punch on the inside from Slurper fails to land.
Slurper misses with a punch on the inside.
Slurper lands a short shot on the inside that snaps the head of Puller backwards.
Puller misses with a short punch on the inside.
Slurper scores with a shot to the side of Puller's head.
A right hook to the body lands for Slurper.
Puller misses with a hook to the ribs.
Slurper misses with a body punch.
Puller misses with a hook to the ribs.
A nice left hand lands by Puller.
A nice left hand lands by Puller.
Puller misses with a short punch on the inside.
Puller misses with a body punch.
A head punch blocked on the inside by Puller.
A quick uppercut on the inside from Slurper.
Slurper blocking some punches.
Puller's head jolts backwards as he takes an uppercut right on the button!
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Puller misses with a shot to the kidneys.
Puller has had enough of the clinch and is looking to separate.
Slurper tried to land a shot to the body but connects with Puller's elbow.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Slurper blocking some punches.
A short uppercut from Slurper.
A head punch on the inside from Slurper fails to land.
A short right from Puller.
Slurper lands with a left to the head.
Puller lands with a short punch from the clinch.
Slurper misses with a hook from the clinch.
Slurper misses with a shot to the kidneys.
Puller working on landing some head shots here - that one got through nicely.
A right hand to the body from Slurper.
Slurper blocks a couple of punches on the inside.
Slurper can't find room to land a body shot as Puller controls the action.
Puller scores with a shoulder strike.
Puller tries to work over Slurper's body with a swooping hook but it only glances the target.
Slurper throws a head punch that misses.
A short right hand to the side of the head by Puller.
The crowd applaud the fighters' efforts here as the round comes to an end.
Slurper lands a left hand that snaps the head of Puller backwards.
Slurper swings away with an uppercut that misses.
Puller misses with the head strike.
Puller struggles to land a body shot inside as Slurper controls his hands.
Puller blocks a punch to the side of the head.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
A close second round but John Puller will probably get the nod - 10:9.
That's time! Back to the action!
Puller throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
Puller lands with a nice low kick. That'll leave a bruise.
Slurper throws out a powerful jab.
A slapping leg kick lands for Puller.
Puller loads up on a big right hand but Slurper slips the punch.
Slurper throws a hook to the side of Puller's head but Puller sees it coming and ducks under it beautifully.
Puller with a jab.
Puller jabbing away but nothing is landing.
Puller throws out a loose jab but Slurper uses good head movement to avoid it.
Slurper rushes forward with a series of wild hooks but Puller moves out of range and avoids them all easily.
Slurper is hobbling a little on that front leg after taking quite a few leg kicks so far in this fight.
Puller throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
Slurper misses with a lunging right hand
and Puller counters with a straight right hand.
Puller pivots as if he's going to throw a leg kick but stops half way.
Slurper tries to counter by clinching up but Puller breaks away and moves out of range.
Puller throws a jab but it's blocked by Slurper.
Slurper tries to close the distance and clinch up against the cage but Puller paws at him with a jab and circles away.
Puller is clearly trying to counter these attacks from Slurper with a body shot.
Slurper looks shocked there as he takes a right hand to the temple.
Slurper connects with a lovely right hand, straight down the pipe.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Slurper throws a hook but Puller blocks it.
Puller fakes a jab and throws a low kick but Slurper checks it well.
Good work by Slurper as he checks the leg kick.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Slurper looks to land a left hand but Puller moved out of range nicely.
Puller dips down and scores with a jab to the body.
A big left from Slurper misses.
And an attempted straight right on the counter from Puller! But no joy.
Slurper moves out of range of the body kick from Puller.
Slurper ducks down and throws a hook to the body.
Slurper misses with an uppercut.
Puller feints with a shoulder and throws a nice leg kick to Slurper's calf.
Slurper takes a kick to the body and keeps moving.
Jab from Puller.
Puller has his front leg slapped to the side - a nice low kick landing there from Slurper.
Puller with poor footwork there. He got himself in a bit of a tangle, enabling Slurper to score with a decent uppercut.
Puller throws a looping overhand right but Slurper ducks down to avoid it.
Puller has a pretty nasty looking mouse under his right eye.
Puller throws a lazy right hand but Slurper sees it coming a mile off and sidesteps it easily.
Puller slips under a jab from Slurper.
Puller throws a lazy right hand but Slurper sees it coming a mile off and sidesteps it easily.
Slurper throws a big shot that misses.
Slurper on the wrong end of a nice low kick. He's acting like it's no big deal but he doesn't want to take many more of those.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Slurper listening to his corner there, landing a nice uppercut.
Boom, another hit is landed. "You're gunna get knocked out" taunts Puller, as that shot connected.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
A big right from Slurper misses.
Puller bobbing and weaving, closes the distance and lands a hook to the side of Slurper's head.
Puller slips under a jab from Slurper.
Puller moves out of range of the body kick.
A little jabbing left from Puller on the counter but it doesn't find it's target.
Slurper scores with a jab to the head.
Puller bobs and weaves well there to avoid the strikes.
Slurper bobbing and weaving, closes the distance and lands a hook to the side of Puller's head.
Nice body kick there by Puller.
Puller staying out of range there.
Slurper looks to throw the jab but Puller is out of range.
Puller throws a leg kick but Slurper moved away.
Nice body punch from Puller.
A jab from Puller misses.
A slow jab from Puller misses its intended target.
Slurper on the wrong end of a nice low kick. He's acting like it's no big deal but he doesn't want to take many more of those.
Slurper checks the leg kick nicely there.
Slurper connects with a leg kick. Puller looked like he was expecting something else and didn't defend it.
Slurper swings and misses with a hook to the body.
Puller uses good head movement to avoid the hook from Slurper.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Slurper misses the jab.
Puller throws the left hand but Slurper avoids the punch easily.
Slurper misses the shot to the body.
Puller checks a leg kick nicely.
Slurper thuds a left hand into Puller's body.
Slurper thuds a left hand into Puller's body.
Puller misses with a body kick.
Puller throws a chopping leg kick but Slurper manages to avoid taking any serious damage.
Slurper misses the shot to the body.
A countering left hand to the body from Puller misses.
Slurper misses the body punch
and Puller counters with a good right hand that lands right on the jaw.
Puller avoids the body shot from Slurper.
Nice straight punches there by Slurper. You know Roy Jones Jr respects the hands of Slurper.
Puller lands a really nice looking cross but Slurper seems unphased.
Jab from Slurper.
Puller throws out a token jab with nothing on it.
Puller moves out of range of the strikes.
Slurper lands a leg kick. The shin dug right into the meat of the thigh.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Puller cracks Slurper with a nice right hand that draws applause from the crowd.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Slurper avoids the head kick by Puller.
Puller misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Slurper.
Puller scores with a punch to the head.
Puller avoids a low kick by using good footwork.
Slurper displays some good footwork, moving neatly out of range as Puller throws out the jab.
Good leg kick by Slurper there. It's the ones that make that thud noise that hurt and that was an almighty thud.
Puller lands an overhand left. A wild punch that just about connected.
Puller steps to the side to avoid the strikes from Slurper.
Slurper uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Puller.
Slurper throws out a powerful jab.
Puller tries to clinch but is not successful on this occasion.
Puller doesn't manage to clinch there - Slurper circles away.
Slurper is the aggressor but that punch slipped nicely by Puller.
Slurper clinches with his opponent.
The crowd applaud the fighters' efforts here as the round comes to an end.
Puller blocking some punches.
An uppercut on the inside fails to land for Slurper.
A head punch blocked on the inside by Slurper.
Slurper prevents a body shot from Puller.
Puller blocking some punches.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
That was a close round but Snot Slurper did the better work so I'd imagine he'll take it.
That's time! Back to the action!
Slurper ducks down and throws a hook to the body but Puller moves away.
Slurper dips down and scores with a jab to the body.
Slurper blocks a jab.
Slurper lands with a good body shot.
Slurper throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
Slurper throws out a token jab with nothing on it.
A looping hook to the body misses from Puller. Slurper does a little dance to reset his feet.
Puller throws a body punch but Slurper moves out of range.
Puller throws a low kick, looking for Slurper's leg but Slurper calmly moves out of range.
Slurper lands a glancing blow to the side of Puller's head.
Slurper misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Puller.
Puller throws a jab to the body, straight down the pipe. Boom. That sent Slurper stumbling backwards but he manages to regain his composure quickly.
Slurper throws a hook to the side of Puller's head but Puller sees it coming and ducks under it beautifully.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Slurper cracks a nice hook into Puller's ribs.
Slurper misses with a straight right.
Puller lands a kick to the ribs of his opponent. Nice work there - in and out in a flash.
Nice shot lands for Slurper.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Slurper throws a body kick, spinning off balance
and Puller counters with a nice body shot.
Puller paws at his opponent with the jab and then lunges in with a straight, right on the button.
That's one minute gone in the round.
A shot to the liver by Slurper. Beautiful body shot.
Ooooh, nice body kick lands from Puller. Slurper shrugs it off though.
Puller scores with a leg kick.
Puller lands a nice looking kick to the body. Slurper takes a step back to recover.
Puller scores with a punch to the gut of his opponent.
Slurper swings away but doesn't land with a series of punches.
Puller loads up on a big right hand but Slurper slips the punch.
Slurper throws a poor cross that misses
and Puller counters with a shot to the ribs. That looked like it hurt.
A leg kick checked by Slurper.
Puller lands with a straight right. Slurper didn't see that one coming.
Slurper takes a swing at Puller's ribcage but misses.
Slurper will be looking to protect his midsection after taking some solid kicks to the body.
Slurper tests Puller's chin there with a solid looking shot.
Slurper looks to score with a jab to the body but Puller is just out of range.
Slurper scores with a slapping inside leg kick.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Puller throws a body shot but no joy.
Puller blocks a jab.
Puller misses with a looping right.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Slurper rushes in with a sloppy looking punch
and Puller counters with a left to the body.
Slurper lands with a cross.
Good work by Slurper as he checks the leg kick.
Slurper ducks under an overhand right and circles away with a smile on his face.
Puller tries a head kick but it misses.
Slurper throws an uppercut from half a mile away. Puller sees it coming and avoids it easily.
Slurper takes one on the button.
Puller misses with a wild body shot.
Puller cracks Slurper with a hook to the jaw. Both fighters smile at eachother and high-five before getting back down to business.
Puller throws the kick towards the body but Slurper avoids it.
Slurper on the wrong end of a kick to the body.
Puller throws a hook but Slurper avoids it easily.
Puller looks to land a body kick but Slurper moved away.
Puller throws out a loose jab but Slurper uses good head movement to avoid it.
Slurper misses with a hook. Puller ducked under it nicely.
Slurper throws a hook to the side of Puller's head but Puller sees it coming and ducks under it beautifully.
Puller throws a half hearted mid kick.
Slurper throws a monster uppercut resembling something out of street fighter but it doesn't land.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Puller on the wrong end of a nice jab.
Slurper looks to score with a jab to the body but Puller is just out of range.
Slurper scoring well with a low kick there.
Puller fakes with an overhand right and moves in to clinch with Slurper, pushing him back against the cage.
A head punch blocked on the inside by Puller.
Slurper lands with a quick shot inside that doesn't really do much damage.
Slurper blocks a punch to the side of the head.
Slurper stays in close to his opponent and throws a right hand to the body.
Puller is absolutely dripping with sweat - he looks exhausted.
Puller tries to work over Slurper's body with a swooping hook but it only glances the target.
Slurper pushes Puller back against the cage and lands a hook to the side of the head.
Slurper misses with a hook from the clinch.
A hook to the body from Slurper.
Puller blocks an uppercut.
Puller misses with a short punch on the inside.
Slurper stays in close to his opponent and throws a right hand to the body.
Puller's head jolts backwards as he takes an uppercut right on the button!
Slurper lands a body punch.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Slurper tries to land a shot to the body but it's blocked.
A short right hand to the side of the head by Slurper.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Slurper tries a body shot but Puller blocks it.
A right handed body shot lands from Slurper.
Puller struggles to land a body shot inside as Slurper controls his hands.
Slurper lands a hook to the side of the head.
Slurper scores with a nice hook to the head.
Puller misses with a hook from the clinch.
Slurper goes for a body shot but it's blocked.
Puller goes for a body shot but it's blocked.
Puller misses with a punch to the body.
A hook to the body from Slurper.
Puller misses with a body punch.
Snot Slurper has scored more points in the clinch so far.
Slurper struggles to land a body shot inside as Puller controls his hands.
Slurper softening up his opponent with strikes, against the cage.
Puller misses with a punch on the inside.
Slurper tries a body shot but Puller blocks it.
A quick uppercut on the inside from Puller.
The crowd applaud the fighters' efforts here as the round comes to an end.
Puller escapes the clinch and we're back to striking.
Puller walks forward, straight into a front kick from Slurper.
Slurper misses with a body shot.
Puller only half commits to the counter leg kick.
Slurper scores with a jab. Puller acknowledges it with a nod of the head.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
Snot Slurper had his way with John Puller in that round.
That's time! Slurper's corner gives him a slap on the ass as he gets ready to fight. So, we enter the final round. Let's see if either fighter can bring us a finish, or whether we're going to the judges scorecards.
Puller bobs and weaves well there to avoid the strikes.
A nice inside leg kick there by Puller. That's going to slow Slurper down.
Slurper looks to land a left hand but Puller moved out of range nicely.
Puller misses with an uppercut.
Slurper checks a leg kick nicely.
Slurper throws the left hand but Puller avoids the punch easily.
Slurper tests Puller's chin there with a solid looking shot.
Puller uses decent footwork to sidestep a right hand from Slurper.
Puller ducks under a wild hook from Slurper.
Slurper throws a body shot but no joy.
A nice side step and Puller releases a counter shot to the body, but it doesn't find it's home.
Puller pulls out of a head kick attempt.
Slurper is trying to close the distance and clinch up, after that failed offence from Puller.
Puller moves out of range of the body kick.
Slurper uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Puller.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Slurper tries to clinch up.
Slurper cracks a nice hook into Puller's ribs.
Puller moves into range and connects with a jab.
Puller misses with a body shot.
Puller ducks under a wild hook from Slurper.
Slurper throws a hook but Puller avoids it easily.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Slurper steps to the side to avoid the strikes from Puller.
Puller takes a shot right to the bread basket.
Puller ducks down and throws a hook to the body but Slurper moves away.
Slurper pushes forward with a 1-2 combination that forces Puller back to the cage. Slurper follows up with a solid lead hook to the liver.
Puller takes a swing at Slurper's ribcage but misses.
Puller throws out a powerful jab.
Slurper tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Puller was well out of range. Poor timing from Slurper.
Puller looked like he wanted to counter with a punch but didn't throw it.
Slurper misses with a hook.
Puller looked like he wanted to counter with a punch but didn't throw it.
Puller misses with a kick to the body.
Puller throws a body punch but Slurper moves out of range.
Puller is looking to chop away at Slurper's legs.
Slurper seemed to be looking to counter by closing the distance.
A big left from Slurper misses.
A punch lands to the side of Puller 's head but he takes it in his stride.
Puller scores with a hook to the body. Slurper takes a step back and tries to catch his breath.
Slurper misses with a looping left.
Puller throws a nice outside leg kick.
Decent striking displayed by Puller there.
Snot Slurper is fighting for a decision here - he's started to take the cautious approach.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Slurper looks to land a right hand but Puller moved out of range.
Slurper scores with a nice head shot.
Puller lands a nice shot that snaps Slurper's head back.
Nice body punch from Puller.
Puller tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Slurper was well out of range. Poor timing from Puller.
Slurper throws the left hand but Puller avoids the punch easily.
Slurper takes a body punch that cleary hurt but he's trying not to show any weakness.
Puller misses with an attempted mid kick.
Puller ducks under a wild hook from Slurper.
Puller connects with a single shot there.
Slurper cracks Puller with a good shot that sees him stumbling back into the cage.
Slurper connects with a right hand. Puller shakes it off.
Puller slips under a jab from Slurper.
Puller scores with a punch to the head.
Puller throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
Slurper misses with a wild combination.
Slurper drops his hands momentarily and Puller takes advantage with a crisp shot to the head.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Slurper slips a straight right by Puller.
Slurper misses with a looping left.
Slurper misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Puller.
Slurper throws a hook but Puller blocks it.
Puller with a nice cross.
Slurper swings for the body but Puller moves out of range.
Puller throws a quick inside leg kick.
Puller takes a swing at Slurper's ribcage but misses.
Puller throws the left hand but Slurper avoids the punch easily.
Puller misses with a looping right.
Slurper connects with a lovely right hand, straight down the pipe.
Puller avoids the clinch attempt nicely.
Puller motions for Slurper to come forward. Puller throws a leg kick but it misses it's target.
Puller scores with a kick to the body.
Slurper will need to tighten up his combinations if he doesn't want to gas himself out, swinging at thin air.
Puller fakes a couple of low kicks, before throwing one on the third attempt. It connects and Slurper has to reset his feet before getting ready to engage.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Puller connects with a leg kick. He turned his hip over nicely there.
Slurper has his hands up protecting his head but a hook from Puller finds it's way round the side to connect with Slurper's head.
Slurper walks straight into a jab right on the nose. That one stung - he's blinking and trying to clear his head.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
The crowd cheers as Puller lands an impressive looking overhand right. Slurper doesn't seem phased though.
Slurper misses with a looping left.
Slurper uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Puller.
Slurper tries to counter by clinching up but Puller breaks away and moves out of range.
A swing and a miss from Puller.
Slurper moves out of range of the body kick from Puller.
Puller staying out of range there.
Slurper ducks under a wild hook from Puller.
Slurper swings and misses with a hook to the body.
Puller tries to clinch but Slurper is having none of it.
Puller takes a swing at Slurper's ribcage but misses.
Puller tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Slurper was well out of range. Poor timing from Puller.
Slurper blocks the body kick.
Slurper looks to throw the jab but Puller is out of range.
John Puller has stepped it up - he knows he needs a finish here!
Slurper lands with a cross to side of his opponent's head.
And that's the end of the fight!
I would just about give that final round to John Puller.
I think Slurper has won this one but let's see what the judges have to say. Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.
Ladies and gentlemen, after 5 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Yukihiro Shimada scores the fight 48:47
Judge Hirohito Nitta scores the fight 48:48
Judge Sosuke Kotani scores the fight 48:47
In favor of your winner, by majority decision... Snot Slurper!
Snot Slurper managed to slip a mention for his sponsors, UnderGround Clothing Co., into his post fight interview.
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