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Coming up we have a middleweight MMA rules bout between Allan Kurma (ranked 1838 p4p, 236 weight class) and Crock O Snake Under The Sea (ranked 2830 p4p, 323 weight class). Kurma comes to the cage accompanied by Hollywood Undead-Everywhere I Go. Both fighters look fresh as a daisy as they make their way towards the cage.
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183 cm
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186 lbs
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180 cm
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192 lbs
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Good wrestling
Excellent boxer
Cardio machine |
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Decent boxing
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the middleweight division. Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner. With a record of
9 - 5 - 0, fighting out of Helsinki, Allan Kurma! And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner. With a record of
5 - 4 - 0, fighting out of Los Angeles, Crock O Snake Under The Sea! The judges for this bout are Aleksandr Martynov, Konstantin Menshow and Viktor Lagutenko.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway! Kurma thuds his right hand into Under The Sea's forehead from close range. That could be painful for both fighters. Under The Sea fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Kurma manages to avoid it. Under The Sea drops his hands momentarily and Kurma takes advantage with a crisp shot to the head. Kurma tries to clinch up and Under The Sea counters with a left to the body. Kurma avoids a lazy jab quite easily. We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up. Under The Sea scores with a takedown into Kurma's guard. Kurma looking for subs off his back but Under The Sea has passed one foot through into half guard.
The referee calls for the fighters to work.
That's one minute gone in the round. The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing. Under The Sea is looking for a kimura here.
Under The Sea seems content to maintain position for now, rather than mounting any offense. Under The Sea is sneakily working for an arm triangle but Kurma sees it coming and defends easily. Under The Sea is trying to control the action in half guard but Kurma is working away on the bottom, looking perhaps to get back to full guard. Kurma is controlling Under The Sea's position as best he can from this difficult position.
That's two minutes gone in the round. The crowd are showing their displeasure at the lack of action as loud boos ring out around the arena. Kurma tries to get to full guard but Under The Sea has control of the leg. Kurma is looking to control Under The Sea's leg but it's slowly edging free. Can Kurma avoid being mounted? Kurma makes his way to full guard. A much better position for Kurma. Under The Sea looking to pass the guard. Kurma can't keep his opponent in guard - Under The Sea advances to half guard, no doubt looking to mount. Under The Sea is looking for a kimura here.
Kurma gets full guard.
That's three minutes gone in the round. Under The Sea wants to control from the top but Kurma keeps moving. Under The Sea looking to pass the guard. Kurma keeping moving, preventing Under The Sea from controlling successfully. Kurma controls Under The Sea momentarily but Under The Sea frees himself. Kurma looking for a sweep. Not yet Kurma, not yet.
That's four minutes gone in the round. A few boos can be heard. I'm sure they will multiply if the fighters don't pick up the pace. Under The Sea being controlled here momentarily. Kurma looking to hit a scissor sweep but Under The Sea is one step ahead there.
The referee has stepped in and called for a break in the action. We'll restart on the feet. Kurma throws a shot to the body.
Kurma cracks Under The Sea with a good shot that sees him stumbling back into the cage. Boooooooooooooooooooo!!! God, this has been a terrible round. Come on you two, sort yourselves out! Kurma cracks Under The Sea with a good jab. Kurma lands with a head kick! That's gotta hurt. And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
That was a close round but I would say that Allan Kurma will probably get the nod. Well, the break between rounds is over. Let's get back to the scrappin!
Under The Sea lands with a right hand.
It looks like Allan Kurma has been cut. Under The Sea gets caught napping as Kurma dives in and scores a takedown. Under The Sea manages to retain guard. Our spies down at at Temple of Illumination inform us that Under The Sea has really been working on his submissions in the buildup to this fight. Will it pay off? Under The Sea has momentary wrist control but Kurma slips an elbow through the middle. Under The Sea looking to sweep here. No luck so far. Kurma trying to land body shots but he keeps hitting the mat. Crock O Snake Under The Sea has got the better of the ground game so far. Under The Sea looking to sweep here. No luck so far. Kurma tries to free his leg and advance position but Under The Sea is retaining full guard. Kurma wants to control from the top but Under The Sea keeps moving. We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up. Kurma stands up and looks to throw the legs aside to pass to side control. Under The Sea swivels though and keeps the full guard.
That's one minute gone in the round. Kurma in full guard, throwing the ground and pound. No damage this time. Kurma works a leg free and moves into half guard. Kurma with the ground and pound but Under The Sea uses the opportunity to regain guard. Under The Sea keeping full guard, as Kurma tries to pass. Kurma looking to sit in guard and control but Under The Sea gets the butterfly guard and sweeps. He's now in the guard on the top. Kurma trying to strike from the bottom but really, it's not the best position to be doing that from! Kurma is looking for a triangle but Under The Sea pushes his legs off easily.
Under The Sea wants to pass the guard but Kurma is keeping the position. Kurma working a defensive guard here.
That's two minutes gone in the round. Kurma wants to sweep but no luck. Under The Sea wants to control from the top but Kurma keeps moving. Under The Sea wants to pass the guard but Kurma is keeping the position. Under The Sea slips nicely into half guard. Under The Sea is just content to waste time from the top position. Kurma takes advantage of the situation and regains full guard. The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work. Kurma is working an open guard here, looking to improve his position. No doubt that will leave him open to counters but at least he's being more offensive. Under The Sea drops back looking for a heel hook - he quickly realises he's not going to get it but Kurma manages to dive on top of him before he can escape and now Under The Sea has Kurma in his guard.
That's three minutes gone in the round. Under The Sea keeping full guard, as Kurma tries to pass. Kurma won't allow Under The Sea to sweep him here. Kurma advances to half guard. Kurma is working for a submission of some sort.
Under The Sea blocking the ground and pound attempt from Kurma. Kurma tries to stand but his arm is trapped. Kurma is thwarting Under The Sea's attempts to control the position.
That's four minutes gone in the round. A few boos can be heard. I'm sure they will multiply if the fighters don't pick up the pace. Kurma throwing punches and elbows but they're not doing any damage. Kurma trying to control from Under The Sea's half guard. Under The Sea has other ideas though and has regained full guard. Kurma won't allow Under The Sea to sweep him here. Kurma looking to pass the guard. Kurma postures up.
Kurma passes Under The Sea's left leg - he's now in half guard. Boooooooooooooooooooo!!! God, this has been a terrible round. Come on you two, sort yourselves out! Under The Sea is trying to maintain the position but Kurma is very close to passing his half guard. Kurma is sneakily working for an arm triangle but Under The Sea sees it coming and defends easily. And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
Allan Kurma dominated that second round. The cut man is working on Allan Kurma's cut. That's time! Kurma's corner gives him a slap on the ass as he gets ready to fight. This is the final round!
A solid leg kick lands there for Kurma.
Under The Sea falls off balance throwing a combination
and he gets countered with a snapping leg kick. Under The Sea throws a right hand that misses
and Kurma counters with a nice jab to the body that keeps Under The Sea thinking. Under The Sea scores with a jab. We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up. Kurma connects with a hook to the side of his opponent's head. A nice inside leg kick there by Kurma. That's going to slow Under The Sea down.
That's one minute gone in the round. Under The Sea slips a jab from Kurma. Kurma lands a nice looking body kick. Under The Sea misses with a lunging right hand
and Kurma counters with a nice body kick. That kick from Kurma tenderised Under The Sea's leg. Under The Sea is trying to keep his angry face on. Under The Sea shoots in but no luck this time. Under The Sea takes a shot to the eye socket. That's gotta hurt. Under The Sea gets caught flat footed, as Kurma shoots in with a quick takedown into guard. Under The Sea throwing his legs up looking for a triangle.
Crock O Snake Under The Sea has stepped it up - he knows he needs a finish here!
That's two minutes gone in the round. Under The Sea being controlled here, momentarily. Under The Sea keeping full guard, as Kurma tries to pass. Under The Sea lands a beautiful sweep and he's now moved into his opponent's guard.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here. Kurma keeping moving, preventing Under The Sea from controlling successfully. Kurma is working an open guard here, looking to improve his position. No doubt that will leave him open to counters but at least he's being more offensive. Under The Sea scoring with some ground and pound. Both fighters have adopted an aggressive gameplan on the ground!
That's three minutes gone in the round. Kurma is working from a closed guard but he's struggling to control his opponent. Kurma has his foot on Under The Sea's thigh. He's trying to push off and get in position for a triangle, I think. Under The Sea works his way back into a safe position though. Kurma wants to hit a switch here but Under The Sea passes into full mount! Oh no, disaster for Kurma there! Kurma is trying to escape the mount.
Under The Sea throwing sloppy strikes, which aren't doing any damage. Kurma has given up his back. Will we see Under The Sea going for some submissions?
Under The Sea looking for the choke but no joy. Under The Sea is hanging on to Kurma's back as he tries to escape.
That's four minutes gone in the round. Under The Sea tightening his grip on Kurma, looking for the choke. Under The Sea is looking to control Kurma but Kurma is wriggling around and keeping busy. Kurma rolls and manages to get back to half guard. Nicely done.
Under The Sea is working for a submission here. He's got hold of the far side arm and he's looking for a kimura. He's cranking on the arm and he's got it! Kurma is tapping out! Ouch, that looked like it hurt!
Ladies and gentlemen, after 4:59 of round 3, we have a winner by way of Submission (Kimura). Crock O Snake Under The Sea! During a confident post fight interview, Crock O Snake Under The Sea thanked all his fans. He seemed very genuine when describing how motivated his fans keep him. In defeat, Allan Kurma stepped up to the mic, saying 'So if I don't booze it
I'm gonna lose it'.
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energy
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