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Coming up we have a light heavyweight MMA rules bout between PooPee PooPoo (ranked 4144 p4p, 465 weight class) and Roger Holly (ranked 24818 p4p, 644 weight class). This should be fireworks!
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212 lbs
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215 lbs
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BJJ White Belt
Solid boxing
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the light heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of
1 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, PooPee PooPoo!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of
0 - 2 - 0, fighting out of Los Angeles, Roger Holly!
The judges for this bout are Daniel Bishop, Donald Grub and Paul Tew.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
PooPoo misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick.
PooPoo fakes with a right hand and throws a good leg kick, right into the thigh. That had to hurt Holly.
No luck for Holly with that takedown attempt.
PooPoo rushes forward with a series of wild hooks but Holly moves out of range and avoids them all easily.
Holly is trying to avoid his opponent's strikes and get into the clinch.
A jab from Holly misses.
Holly closes the distance and presses his opponent up against the cage.
Holly has PooPoo pressed up against the cage and is working for takedown. PooPoo manages to improve position though and keeps the fight standing.
Holly is working on a leg, looking for a takedown but PooPoo is defending well.
PooPee PooPoo has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Roger Holly.
PooPoo's corner calls for him to break the clinch, which he does.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
PooPoo throws a series of punches but Holly avoids them all with ease.
Holly tries to close the distance and clinch but PooPoo swats him to one side with an open hand palm strike and circles away.
PooPoo looks to score with a combo but nothing lands.
PooPee PooPoo seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
PooPoo misses with a two punch combination.
Holly shoots in for a takedown. "I don't think so" says PooPoo as he avoids it easily.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Holly avoids a punch combination nicely.
Holly dodges the punch combination from PooPoo.
Holly tries to drive through with a takedown attempt but PooPoo defends well and Holly ends up having to push PooPoo into the cage where they will battle it out in the clinch.
A slapping leg kick lands for PooPoo.
A really sloppy takedown attempt there from Holly.
PooPoo throws a combination. Holly tries to block but a couple of punches get through.
PooPoo with a nice looking leg kick. You could hear that one land in a back row.
PooPoo tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Holly was well out of range. Poor timing from PooPoo.
Holly fails miserably with a takedown attempt.
PooPoo was looking to counter that move with a punch but didn't quite pull the trigger.
Some wild striking there from PooPoo.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Holly closes this distance looking for a takedown but PooPoo circles away.
Sloppy strikes from PooPoo. Those never looked like landing.
Holly tries to close the distance and clinch up against the cage but PooPoo paws at him with a jab and circles away.
Holly shoots in looking for a takedown. PooPoo tries to sprawl out of it but Holly keeps driving through. The fighters are pinned against the cage. PooPoo manages to get underhooks and after a bit of a struggle, circles away and we're back to standing.
Good standup being displayed there by PooPoo as he connects with a hook.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
No luck for Holly with that takedown attempt.
PooPoo throws a nice looking combination but Holly bobs and weaves to avoid any damage.
PooPoo misses with a wild combination.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Holly avoids a punch combination nicely.
PooPoo feints and then cracks Holly's leading leg with a nice low kick. He's obviously looking to slow Holly down.
Holly moves out of range as PooPoo strikes.
PooPoo misses with a body shot.
PooPoo throws a right and a left that Holly avoids nicely.
PooPoo buckles his opponent's knee momentarily with a nice leg kick.
Holly darts in looking for a takedown but PooPoo gets double underhooks and turns Holly into the cage.
PooPoo misses with a series of wild punches.
Holly fails with a takedown attempt.
PooPee PooPoo is looking to keep the fight on the feet at all costs.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
PooPoo throws a combination but comes up with nothing but fresh air.
Holly shoots in but no luck this time.
Holly looks winded!
PooPoo will need to tighten up his combinations if he doesn't want to gas himself out, swinging at thin air.
Holly is looking for the big counter here.
PooPoo swinging wildly here.
Holly has taken the fight to the clinch.
Holly misses with a knee to the head.
PooPoo breaks from the clinch.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Some wild striking there from PooPoo.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
PooPee PooPoo dominated that round.
That's time! PooPoo's corner gives him a slap on the ass as he gets ready to fight.
Good leg kick by PooPoo there. It's the ones that make that thud noise that hurt and that was an almighty thud.
Holly shoots in but no luck this time.
PooPoo is looking for a counter combo.
Holly avoids a punch combination nicely.
Holly is trying to avoid his opponent's strikes and get into the clinch.
PooPoo leaves Holly with his face pressed against the mat as he sprawls beautifully, defending against a solid takedown attempt.
PooPoo throws a series of punches but Holly moves out of range.
As PooPoo backs off Holly throws a huge counter combo but PooPoo manages to avoid it all.
Holly shoots in looking for a double leg takedown. PooPoo defends it nicely.
PooPee PooPoo has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Roger Holly.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
PooPoo cracks Holly with a good jab.
Holly has managed to clinch.
That's one minute gone in the round.
PooPoo manages to break the clinch.
PooPoo throws a combination but it was largely blocked by Holly.
PooPoo blocks a head kick by Holly.
A really sloppy takedown attempt there from Holly.
PooPee PooPoo is winning the standup battle so far.
Holly doesn't succeed with the takedown
and PooPoo counters with an inside leg kick.
Holly is breathing heavily.
Holly tries to clinch up.
PooPoo dodges the punch combination from Holly.
PooPoo tries to bum rush Holly with a series of wild strikes but Holly uses good footwork to avoid the assault.
PooPoo misses with a wild body shot.
Holly tries to clinch up.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Holly dives in and grabs PooPoo's left leg, looking for a takedown. PooPoo pushes down on Holly's head and hops out.
PooPoo scores with a shot to the body.
PooPoo scores with a nice looking left hook and follows it up with an uppercut!
Holly is on the wrong end of a nice combination from PooPoo.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
PooPoo misses with a two punch combination.
PooPoo jabs Holly right on the nose. Holly blinks but takes it well.
PooPoo throws a series of punches but Holly moves out of range.
PooPoo moves into range and clinches up with Holly.
PooPoo breaks the clinch and we return to the middle of the mat.
A combination from PooPoo does no damage.
PooPoo misses with the combination.
PooPoo tries to land a leg kick but Holly saw it coming and moves away.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
PooPoo lands a leg kick and bounces back out of range.
PooPoo pushes forward with a 1-2 combination that forces Holly back to the cage. PooPoo follows up with a solid lead hook to the liver.
Holly fails in his attempt to clinch.
PooPoo throws a series of punches but Holly avoids them all with ease.
Holly is definitely looking for the counter takedowns here.
PooPoo is really dominating this fight. Is there anything that Holly can do to turn this around?
Holly misses with a series of wild punches.
PooPoo swings wildly with a couple of big hooks
and Holly holds on and brings the fighters into a clinch.
PooPoo being controlled against the cage.
PooPoo breaks the clinch and we return to the middle of the mat.
Holly shoots in for a takedown - he's clinched up with PooPoo but PooPoo pushes him off and we're back to square one.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
PooPoo swings and misses with a hook to the body.
Holly shoots in for a takedown. He's persisting with it as PooPoo sprawls well. PooPoo wins this battle and keeps the fight standing. Holly gets slowly back to his feet.
The fighters are starting to perspire pretty heavily.
PooPoo swings away but doesn't land with a series of punches.
PooPee PooPoo is looking to throw some combinations by the looks of things.
PooPoo swings wildly with a couple of big hooks
letting Holly counter with a right hand.
PooPoo stuffs the takedown.
Holly misses with a wild combination.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
A telegraphed takedown attempt from Holly is defended easily by PooPoo.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
PooPee PooPoo dominated that second round.
OK. That's time! The bell goes and we're back to the action. This is the final round!
Holly showing good head movement there, avoiding the strikes from PooPoo.
PooPoo has taken the fight to the clinch.
Holly breaks from the clinch.
PooPoo throws a leg kick but Holly checks it.
PooPoo tries to close the distance and clinch up but Holly swats him away and circles back towards the center.
Holly moves into the clinch.
Holly is trying to pull guard but PooPoo turns him against the cage and we stay in the clinch.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Holly wants to take the fight to the mat but PooPoo manages to get underhooks and keep the fight in the clinch.
PooPoo breaks from the clinch.
PooPoo tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Holly was well out of range. Poor timing from PooPoo.
Holly on the wrong end of a nice low kick. He's acting like it's no big deal but he doesn't want to take many more of those.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Holly instigates a clinch.
Holly swings wildly with an uppercut but PooPoo uses good head movement to avoid it.
Holly tries a body shot but PooPoo blocks it.
PooPoo escapes the clinch and we're back to striking.
Holly fails in his attempt to clinch.
PooPoo scores with a crisp jab that stopped Holly in his tracks.
PooPoo lunges in with swinging rights and lefts but Holly circles away quickly and effectively.
Holly is looking to clinch but PooPoo is avoiding it.
PooPoo closes the distance and presses his opponent up against the cage.
Holly can't get the takedown.
PooPee PooPoo has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Roger Holly.
Holly throws a vicious knee straight up the middle but PooPoo blocks it with crossed arms.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Holly decides to pull guard.
Holly takes a big intake of breath there - he's definitely tired.
Holly working a defensive guard here.
Holly keeping moving, preventing PooPoo from controlling successfully.
Holly is doing well to control the posture of his opponent and prevent any damage.
Holly is trying to keep PooPoo in close.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
There's a bit of a scramble here and now Holly is on top in guard.
Holly trying to control the position from guard on top but PooPoo is wriggling around, looking for whatever he can.
Holly controlling from the top position.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
My god... these two guys really need to pick up the pace or everyone will leave to go get a beer.
It looks like the ref is thinking about a standup.
The referee has decided to stand the fighters back up, so we'll restart on the feet.
PooPoo slaps away a takedown attempt from Holly, before circling back to the center of the mat.
Boooooooooooooooooooo!!! God, this has been a terrible round. Come on you two, sort yourselves out!
PooPoo misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick.
Roger Holly has stepped it up - he knows he needs a finish here!
PooPee PooPoo is fighting for a decision here - he's started to take the cautious approach.
PooPoo smiles there as he lands a nice right hand right on the button.
And that's the end of the fight!
PooPee PooPoo showed his dominance in that final round.
Well I reckon that's a shut out for PooPoo, winning every round. Will the judges agree? They are the ones who matter, even if they are often depressingly incompetent. Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.
Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Daniel Bishop scores the fight 30:27
Judge Donald Grub scores the fight 30:27
Judge Paul Tew scores the fight 30:27
In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... PooPee PooPoo!
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energy
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FIGHT
RATING
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