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TWGC 26 (155lbs, D2): Los Angeles Qualifier - Round 1 PBP Commentary |
Coming up we have a lightweight Tycoon World Grappling Championship rules bout between Venum Tree Knee Dad (ranked 730 p4p, 0 weight class) and Crazy Horse (ranked 5786 p4p, 0 weight class). Tree Knee Dad comes to the cage accompanied by Not Falling by Mudvayne. Venum Tree Knee Dad is staring across the cage at his opponent, tweaking his nipples... Tweaking his own nipples that is.
This TWGC bout is 1 fifteen minute round in the lightweight division. Introducing today's competitors. In the red corner, competing out of Tokyo, with a TWGC record of 9 wins and 3 losses; Venum Tree Knee Dad! And in the blue corner, fighting out of Amsterdam, with a TWGC record of 0 wins and 0 losses; Crazy Horse!
The judges for this bout are Timothy Bukovac, Jack Bonds and Don Winkell.
Let's get this grappling contest under way! Who will be victorious?
Tree Knee Dad gets a takedown into half guard. Score +2 for takedown into guard / half guard: Tree Knee Dad (2) vs (0) Horse
Horse is trying to control but can't.
Tree Knee Dad wants to pass to mount but Horse is defending the position.
Tree Knee Dad slows the pace down in half guard.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Tree Knee Dad frees up his trapped foot and advances to mount. Score +3 for passing guard: Tree Knee Dad (5) vs (0) Horse
Tree Knee Dad trying to control but Horse is having none of it.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Horse is desperately trying to improve his position but Tree Knee Dad has a good base and remains in mount.
Tree Knee Dad has improved his flexibility recently so we will have to see if he can use that to his advantage.
Tree Knee Dad wants to finish this one by submission but Horse is holding onto his waist, trying to prevent any attacks from Tree Knee Dad.
Horse is controlling an arm, preventing Tree Knee Dad from taking his back. Although keeping him in mount is no better to be honest.
Tree Knee Dad is working hard here to advance position.
Tree Knee Dad tries to control but Horse wriggling away.
Horse sneaks a leg back under and regains half guard and is working straight away to try and get back to guard. He hasn't managed just yet though.
Tree Knee Dad trying to control the action but Horse is working from the bottom.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Tree Knee Dad trying to mount his opponent but Horse defends it.
Tree Knee Dad content to control rather than advance.
Tree Knee Dad wants to lay and pray for a moment but Horse keeps working.
Tree Knee Dad seems to be working for a kimura but Horse defends the submission attempt.
Tree Knee Dad takes a deep breath and rests his weight momentarily on top of his opponent, to control the position.
Tree Knee Dad is trying to control. Horse wants to improve his position but can't escape this time.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Tree Knee Dad is looking to stall here but Horse recovers full guard.
Tree Knee Dad controls the pace of the fight for a moment.
Tree Knee Dad has controlled the position for a good 20 seconds, which will no doubt be starting to frustrate his opponent.
Tree Knee Dad pressing down on his opponent's thigh, looking to pass guard. Horse is keeping the position for now.
Tree Knee Dad stopping the sweep attempt from Horse.
Tree Knee Dad trying to control the position from guard on top but Horse is wriggling around, looking for whatever he can.
Horse trying to keep a closed guard but Tree Knee Dad is proving a slippery customer.
Tree Knee Dad tries to free his leg and advance position but Horse is retaining full guard.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Horse pulls Tree Knee Dad in close to prevent any damage.
Tree Knee Dad wants to control from the top but Horse keeps moving.
Tree Knee Dad stands and throws Horse's legs to the side, diving into side control. Score +3 for passing guard: Tree Knee Dad (8) vs (0) Horse
Horse tries to work a leg under to get back to half guard but Tree Knee Dad wriggles his own leg back out and remains in side control.
Horse is not content to let Tree Knee Dad control the position.
Horse is being controlled here.
That's five minutes gone in the round.
Horse tries to work a leg under to get back to half guard but Tree Knee Dad wriggles his own leg back out and remains in side control.
Tree Knee Dad wants to take a breather but Horse manages to regain guard - a lesson learnt for Tree Knee Dad.
Tree Knee Dad pushes down on Horse's leg and manages to get into half guard.
Well, if Tree Knee Dad is going to just lie there, perhaps we should talk about what we're having for dinner tonight… I'm having a ham and pineapple pizza… Yum. Can't wait.
Tree Knee Dad seems to be looking for submissions.
That's six minutes gone in the round.
Tree Knee Dad looks over to his corner - he wants some instructions but his corner are not responding.
Horse tries to roll over but Tree Knee Dad keeps him under control.
Tree Knee Dad wants to pass the guard but Horse is defending well.
Tree Knee Dad looking for a kimura but he'll have to free his other leg if he wants to finish that. Perhaps he's just using it as a distraction technique.
Tree Knee Dad trying to control from half guard but Horse is working away.
That's seven minutes gone in the round.
Tree Knee Dad wants to pass the guard but Horse is defending well.
Tree Knee Dad takes a deep breath and rests his weight momentarily on top of his opponent, to control the position.
Tree Knee Dad prevents Horse from improving his position.
Tree Knee Dad is pressing down on Horse's thigh, looking to free his foot. Horse is holding on for now.
That's eight minutes gone in the round.
Horse is not content to let Tree Knee Dad control the position.
Tree Knee Dad tries to pass to full mount but Horse defends it.
Tree Knee Dad trying to control from half guard but Horse is working away.
Tree Knee Dad content to sit in half guard and control for a moment.
Tree Knee Dad trying to pass the guard but Horse defending well.
That's nine minutes gone in the round.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.
Tree Knee Dad stalling.
Horse won't allow Tree Knee Dad to pass to mount.
Horse is not content to let Tree Knee Dad control the position.
That's ten minutes gone in the round.
Tree Knee Dad sitting and controlling from the half guard.
Horse wants to get back to full guard.
Tree Knee Dad wants to take a breather but Horse is having none of it.
Horse wants to get back to full guard.
Horse is refusing to be controlled, as Tree Knee Dad sits in half guard.
Tree Knee Dad looking to pass the half guard. Not this time.
Horse trying to control from the bottom.
Tree Knee Dad stalling.
That's eleven minutes gone in the round.
Tree Knee Dad is looking to stall here but Horse recovers full guard.
Horse keeping moving, preventing Tree Knee Dad from controlling successfully.
Horse wants to sweep but no luck.
Tree Knee Dad looking to pass the guard.
Horse is looking for a triangle but Tree Knee Dad pushes his legs off easily.
Tree Knee Dad pressing down on his opponent's thigh, looking to pass guard. Horse is keeping the position for now.
That's twelve minutes gone in the round.
Horse keeping moving, preventing Tree Knee Dad from controlling successfully.
Tree Knee Dad pressing down on his opponent's thigh, looking to pass guard. Horse is keeping the position for now.
Horse is active off his back here, looking for submissions.
Tree Knee Dad trying to control the position from guard on top but Horse is wriggling around, looking for whatever he can.
That's thirteen minutes gone in the round.
Tree Knee Dad forces his way into half guard.
Tree Knee Dad tries to pass the half guard into mount. Horse knows what he's doing though and prevents the attempt.
Tree Knee Dad is looking to take a break and control but Horse is keeping him honest, looking to work from the bottom.
Tree Knee Dad is looking to advance position but Horse won't allow it.
That's fourteen minutes gone in the round.
Horse is not content to let Tree Knee Dad control the position.
Tree Knee Dad looking to pass the half guard. Not this time.
Boooooooooooooooooooo!!! God, this has been a terrible round. Come on you two, sort yourselves out!
Horse manages to get to full guard.
Tree Knee Dad tries to free his leg and advance position but Horse is retaining full guard.
And that's the end of the fight!
Tree Knee Dad takes the fight on points by 8 to 0.
Post fight, an emotional Venum Tree Knee Dad said 'FUCK!!! I will win all of it!! TWGC belt!!!'. |
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