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PBP Commentary |
Coming up we have a super heavyweight MMA rules bout between Simon Udovich (ranked 1539 p4p, 68 weight class) and Shaquille ONeal (ranked 5621 p4p, 164 weight class). Udovich comes to the cage accompanied by Pharoahe Monch - Simon Says. Both these guys have really solid chins. Will we see a standup war or will they both decide that a knockout is unlikely and try to win the fight elsewhere?
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29
715 lbs
15 - 14 - 0 |
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215 cm
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380 lbs
6 - 15 - 0 |
Good wrestling
World class boxer
Insanely flexible |
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BJJ Blue Belt
Decent boxing
Granite chin |
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the super heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of
15 - 14 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Simon Udovich!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of
6 - 15 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Shaquille ONeal!
The judges for this bout are Viktor Lagutenko, Vladimir Khabensky and Illya Tyunina.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Udovich lands an overhand left. A wild punch that just about connected.
It looks like Shaquille ONeal has been cut.
ONeal misses with a double jab.
ONeal connects with a good straight punch right through the guard and follows up with a right hook and a left hook! That last one sent Udovich tumbling to the canvas! ONeal pours on the pressure with more strikes and the referee has no hesitation diving in to stop the fight! Udovich was done - good stoppage!
Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:08 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Punches). Shaquille ONeal!
Shaquille ONeal was full of energy after the big win and talked about how he thinks he can do big things in this sport. The crowd were appreciative of his determination to succeed.
In defeat, Simon Udovich stepped up to the mic, saying 'Simon *gasp* so *gasp* tired. Simon no do running. Oooo!!! Look at the funny birdies! Simon go night, night now.'.
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energy
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hype
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pop
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mgr
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FIGHT
RATING
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