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Coming up we have a light heavyweight MMA rules bout between Desperately To Be Positive (ranked 2433 p4p, 315 weight class) and Jolly Rodger (ranked 4412 p4p, 485 weight class). The crowd seem to be enjoying Rodger's choice of entrance music: Reach for the stars by s club 7. Desperately To Be Positive had a look across the cage there at his opponent. He definitely means business
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212 lbs
9 - 10 - 0 |
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212 lbs
6 - 5 - 0 |
BJJ Blue Belt
Excellent boxer
Very quick |
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Excellent boxer
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the light heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of
9 - 10 - 0, fighting out of Tokyo, Desperately To Be Positive!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of
6 - 5 - 0, fighting out of Hilo, Jolly Rodger!
The judges for this bout are Alexandre Firmino, Emerson Jorge and Felipe Paraventi.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
A left lands for To Be Positive.
To Be Positive definitely looks more muscular than last time we saw him fight.
To Be Positive slips a jab and a cross from Rodger.
Rodger slips a jab from To Be Positive.
To Be Positive walks into a left hand.
To Be Positive scores with a sloppy punch to the body. Not much technique there but it did the business.
Rodger throws a combination but it was largely blocked by To Be Positive.
To Be Positive misses with a body shot.
To Be Positive has his head snapped back a nice jab. A little nod from To Be Positive there as he acknowledges the shot.
To Be Positive fakes low and throws an overhand right that catches Rodger on the side of the head.
Rodger has his hands up protecting his head but a hook from To Be Positive finds it's way round the side to connect with Rodger's head.
To Be Positive throws a nice looking combination but Rodger bobs and weaves to avoid any damage.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
To Be Positive keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
To Be Positive moving in and out of range nicely, whilst landing the scoring shot.
Rodger avoids a lazy jab quite easily.
Rodger jabs. That one connects to the head of his opponent.
That's one minute gone in the round.
To Be Positive throws a hook but Rodger blocks it.
To Be Positive just misses with a punch to the body.
To Be Positive takes a jab on the nose there. A little bit of blood seems to be coming out. Hopefully that won't affect his breathing.
To Be Positive fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Rodger manages to avoid it.
It seemed like Rodger was going to counter with the hook but didn't fully commit to it.
Rodger scores with the left hand. To Be Positive knows he should have avoided that one.
Rodger misses with a double jab.
Rodger displaying good standup as he scores with a three punch combination.
To Be Positive takes a swing at Rodger's ribcage but misses.
To Be Positive throws an overhand right that lands on Rodger's shoulder, as Rodger tries to avoid the shot.
To Be Positive uses good footwork to get in and out, landing a nice hook.
To Be Positive stuns Rodger with a nice body shot, before stepping back out of range.
Rodger misses with a body shot.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
To Be Positive throws a combination but it was largely blocked by Rodger.
To Be Positive just misses with a punch to the body.
Rodger lets it all go there with a big combo counter but none of the punches connected.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
To Be Positive ducks low and lands a nice hook to the body of his opponent.
Rodger lands a slapping body shot.
To Be Positive throws a nice hook to the body that draws an oooh from the crowd.
Rodger takes one to the chin there.
No joy there for Rodger, who threw a few shots but didn't land.
To Be Positive misses the shot to the body.
To Be Positive fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Rodger manages to avoid it.
To Be Positive throws a right hand that Rodger ducks under and follows up with a left that Rodger also avoids with ease.
To Be Positive misses with a hook. Rodger ducked under it nicely.
To Be Positive scores with a sloppy punch to the body. Not much technique there but it did the business.
Rodger thuds a left hand into To Be Positive's body.
Rodger keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
To Be Positive lands a nice looking body shot.
Rodger keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
Desperately To Be Positive seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
A big left from Rodger misses.
It looked like To Be Positive was trying to counter with a body shot coming off that last attack from Rodger.
Rodger throws the left hand but To Be Positive avoids the punch easily.
Good standup being displayed there by To Be Positive as he connects with a hook.
Rodger misses with a hook. To Be Positive ducked under it nicely.
To Be Positive appears to be looking for a big counter.
To Be Positive looks to score with a jab to the body but Rodger is just out of range.
To Be Positive lands a jab-cross combination.
It looks like Jolly Rodger has been cut.
Rodger has tried to improve his agility in the runup to this fight.
To Be Positive ducks down and throws a hook to the body but Rodger moves away.
Rodger ducks under a wild hook from To Be Positive.
Rodger changes levels and scores with a jab to the body.
A right-left combo lands from Rodger.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Rodger throws a body shot but no joy.
To Be Positive swung with a counter right hand that didn't connect.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Rodger throws a hook but To Be Positive avoids it easily.
To Be Positive throws a big counter combination but Rodger scrambles out of danger and avoids any damage.
To Be Positive misses the shot to the body.
To Be Positive works his jab well there, keeping his opponent at a distance.
Rodger fakes high and swings low for a body shot but To Be Positive manages to avoid it.
Rodger throws a jab to the body, straight down the pipe. Boom. That sent To Be Positive stumbling backwards but he manages to regain his composure quickly.
Rodger throws a predictable looking body shot
and To Be Positive counters with a nice body shot.
To Be Positive rushes forward with a series of wild hooks but Rodger moves out of range and avoids them all easily.
A looping hook to the body misses from To Be Positive. Rodger does a little dance to reset his feet.
To Be Positive defending well as Rodger loads up on a big left hand.
A counter left hand to the body from To Be Positive misses its target.
The crowd applaud the fighters' efforts here as the round comes to an end.
To Be Positive just misses with a punch to the body.
To Be Positive is really peppering his opponent's head with punches.
To Be Positive throws an off balance right hand
and Rodger counters with a nice jab to the body that keeps To Be Positive thinking.
To Be Positive throws a body shot but no joy.
Rodger looks to land a left hand but To Be Positive moved out of range nicely.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
Desperately To Be Positive dominated that round.
The cut man is working on Jolly Rodger's cut.
Well, the break between rounds is over. Let's get back to the scrappin!
A combination from To Be Positive does no damage.
Rodger lands a body shot.
To Be Positive shuffles to his left behind two crisp jabs. Rodger eats them both and turns towards To Be Positive to reposition himself and eats a stinging right hand-left hook combo.
To Be Positive throws a lazy right hand but Rodger sees it coming a mile off and sidesteps it easily.
Despite the aggression on Rodger's face he doesn't fully commit to the counter.
Rodger swings for the body but To Be Positive moves out of range.
To Be Positive connects with a slap. Keep your fist closed son.
Nice shot by Rodger.
To Be Positive swings away but doesn't land with a series of punches.
To Be Positive just misses with a punch to the body.
Rodger scores with a body shot.
Rodger misses with an uppercut. To Be Positive saw that one coming.
Rodger bobbing and weaving, closes the distance and lands a hook to the side of To Be Positive's head.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Rodger listening to his corner there, landing a nice uppercut.
That's one minute gone in the round.
To Be Positive cracks a nice hook into Rodger's ribs.
To Be Positive keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
To Be Positive misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Rodger.
To Be Positive is moving around nicely and scores here with a single head shot.
To Be Positive ducks down and throws a hook to the body but Rodger moves away.
Rodger keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
Nice uppercut lands for Rodger. That snapped To Be Positive's head back.
Rodger just misses with a punch to the body.
No joy there for To Be Positive, who threw a few shots but didn't land.
Rodger takes a punch right to his stomach. That took the wind out of him momentarily.
Rodger avoids a punch combination nicely.
To Be Positive looks to land a combination but Rodger avoids it well.
Rodger let fly with a counter punch to the body but it didn't land.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
To Be Positive swings wildly with a couple of big hooks
and Rodger counters with a left and a right that stings To Be Positive.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
A shot to the liver by Rodger. Beautiful body shot.
To Be Positive scores with a shot to the body.
Rodger throws a body punch but To Be Positive moves out of range.
To Be Positive lands a nice shot that snaps Rodger's head back.
To Be Positive throws a body shot but no joy.
To Be Positive throws a shot to the body.
To Be Positive takes a big uppercut there. He seems a bit wobbly but no, he's OK.
To Be Positive ducks down and throws a hook to the body but Rodger moves away.
Nice defenses there by Rodger.
Rodger closes the distance and takes a jab right on the nose as he does so.
Rodger throws a looping overhand right but To Be Positive ducks down to avoid it.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Rodger lands a jab followed by a nice looking cross.
Rodger lands a jab to To Be Positive's midsection.
Rodger misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from To Be Positive.
To Be Positive is the aggressor but that punch slipped nicely by Rodger.
Rodger swings away with a counter right hand but no contact made.
To Be Positive is looking to wear down Rodger with body shots, infact he's throwing more body shots than head shots at the moment.
To Be Positive swings for the body but Rodger moves out of range.
Rodger looks like he wants to counter punch here.
Rodger uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by To Be Positive.
Rodger is looking for the big counter here.
Rodger scores with a jab. To Be Positive acknowledges it with a nod of the head.
Rodger lands a slapping body shot.
To Be Positive misses with a body shot.
Rodger misses the shot to the body.
Rodger throws a shot from downtown. To Be Positive moves away and avoids it.
To Be Positive moves out of range of the strikes.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Rodger swinging wildly here.
Rodger misses with a jab to the body
and To Be Positive counters with a series of strikes. Rodger will be more careful next time no doubt.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Rodger throws out a token jab with nothing on it.
Rodger scores with a nice right hand.
A looping hook to the body misses from To Be Positive. Rodger does a little dance to reset his feet.
To Be Positive walks straight into an uppercut. Luckily it didn't land flush.
A looping hook to the body misses from To Be Positive. Rodger does a little dance to reset his feet.
To Be Positive misses with a body shot.
To Be Positive misses with a wild combination.
Rodger gets his head snapped back by a nice shot there.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
That was a close second round but I would say that Desperately To Be Positive will probably get the nod.
The cut man is working on Jolly Rodger's cut.
The fighters' corners scream their final instructions, as the referee calls time. Here we go, back to the action! Ladies and gentlemen, this is the final round!
Rodger uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by To Be Positive.
Rodger throws out a counter right but To Be Positive avoids it with no problem.
To Be Positive thows a left - swing and a miss!
Rodger thows a left - swing and a miss!
To Be Positive is looking to counter punch.
Rodger cracks To Be Positive with a right hand to the side of the head.
To Be Positive swings for the body but Rodger moves out of range.
To Be Positive misses with a wild body shot.
To Be Positive throws a wild combination but nothing lands.
Nice cross by Rodger.
To Be Positive misses with a double jab.
Rodger throws out a counter right but To Be Positive avoids it with no problem.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
To Be Positive just misses with a punch to the body.
To Be Positive looks to score with a jab to the body but Rodger is just out of range.
Rodger looks like he wants to counter punch here.
Rodger uses good footwork to get in and out and land a nice right hand before To Be Positive has time to react.
Rodger misses with a jab and misses with a cross straight after too.
That's one minute gone in the round.
To Be Positive throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
And an attempted straight right on the counter from Rodger! But no joy.
To Be Positive rushes forward with a series of wild hooks but Rodger moves out of range and avoids them all easily.
To Be Positive fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Rodger manages to avoid it.
Rodger misses the shot to the body.
To Be Positive lunges in with swinging rights and lefts but Rodger circles away quickly and effectively.
Rodger lands with a cross to side of his opponent's head.
Rodger misses with a wild combination.
Rodger stuns To Be Positive with a nice body shot, before stepping back out of range.
To Be Positive throws a couple of head shots and lands with the final one - a decent hook, which struck Rodger on the side of the head.
Rodger goes to the watering hole and comes back with a big thumbs up from the judges as he scores a three punch combo.
To Be Positive looks like he's developed a pretty tasty lump over his left eye. He'll need to avoid taking much more damage to that.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Rodger throws a jab but it's blocked by To Be Positive.
To Be Positive cracks Rodger with a hook to the jaw. Both fighters smile at eachother and high-five before getting back down to business.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Nice straight punches there by Rodger. You know Roy Jones Jr respects the hands of Rodger.
Rodger misses with a few strikes there.
A looping hook to the body misses from To Be Positive. Rodger does a little dance to reset his feet.
Some wild striking there from Rodger.
Rodger takes a big intake of breath there - he's definitely tired.
To Be Positive lands with a right hand.
To Be Positive misses with a body shot.
Rodger cracks To Be Positive with a good shot that sees him stumbling back into the cage.
To Be Positive swings for the body but Rodger moves out of range.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Rodger comes forward and lands a shot to the body, then darts back out of range.
Desperately To Be Positive is winning the standup battle so far.
This fight brought to you by 5M nutrition - it's mmmmm tasty. Nice jab by To Be Positive.
A jab from Rodger does it's job there.
To Be Positive fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Rodger manages to avoid it.
Rodger swings for the body but To Be Positive moves out of range.
To Be Positive swung with a counter punch to the body but it didn't connect.
To Be Positive lets the fists fly and connects with a left straight followed by a right hook.
To Be Positive on the wrong end of an overhand right that came out of nowhere.
To Be Positive throws a shot from downtown. Rodger moves away and avoids it.
A looping hook to the body misses from To Be Positive. Rodger does a little dance to reset his feet.
It seemed like Rodger was going to counter with the hook but didn't fully commit to it.
Rodger throws an overhand right that lands on To Be Positive's shoulder, as To Be Positive tries to avoid the shot.
To Be Positive swung with a counter right hand that didn't connect.
To Be Positive swings and misses with a hook to the body.
To Be Positive works his jab well there, keeping his opponent at a distance.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
To Be Positive misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Rodger.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
To Be Positive stalks Rodger and leaps in with a furious combination of punches. Uppercuts and crosses smash into Rodger's face. Rodger staggers backwards, shaken.
Rodger throws a looping overhand right but To Be Positive ducks down to avoid it.
Rodger misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from To Be Positive.
To Be Positive throws a couple of head shots and lands with the final one - a decent hook, which struck Rodger on the side of the head.
To Be Positive misses the shot to the body.
Rodger cracks To Be Positive with a nice right hand that draws applause from the crowd.
To Be Positive jabs. That one connects to the head of his opponent.
To Be Positive misses the shot to the body.
Rodger misses the shot to the body.
To Be Positive has his head slapped from side to side by a 3 punch combination. That must have hurt him.
And that's the end of the fight!
That was a close round. You could make an argument for either fighter but I would give it to Desperately To Be Positive.
Well To Be Positive has outscored his opponent in every aspect of the fight today. Only a scarily incompetent judge or two will keep him from a well deserved win... Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.
Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Alexandre Firmino scores the fight 30:28
Judge Emerson Jorge scores the fight 28:29
Judge Felipe Paraventi scores the fight 30:28
In favor of your winner, by split decision... Desperately To Be Positive!
Post fight, an emotional Desperately To Be Positive said 'Do you really think Islam is a religion of peace?.. and most importantly... Epstein didn't kill himself!'.
In defeat, Jolly Rodger stepped up to the mic, saying 'You fucking retard cunt, I'll rape your unborn fucking children you cunt... Anyway, good win... and most importantly... Epstein didn't kill himself!'.
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