PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a light heavyweight MMA rules bout between Ben Tambling (ranked 4381 p4p, 0 weight class) and Square Pants (ranked 2270 p4p, 0 weight class). This should be a great matchup!

Tambling
vs
Pants

195 cm
26
207 lbs
5 - 7 - 0

180 cm
25
206 lbs
2 - 0 - 0

BJJ White Belt
Excellent boxer
Big right hand

BJJ Blue Belt
Solid Muay Thai
Heavy handed

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the light heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 5 - 7 - 0, fighting out of The Island, Ben Tambling!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 2 - 0 - 0, fighting out of The Island, Square Pants!
The judges for this bout are Peter Branson, Daniel Franklin and Dirk Anderson.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Tambling throws an uppercut from half a mile away. Pants sees it coming and avoids it easily.
Tambling on the wrong end of an overhand right that came out of nowhere.
A shot to the liver by Tambling. Beautiful body shot.
Tambling walks into a straight right hand from Pants.
Pants slips a jab and a cross from Tambling.
Tambling throws a combination but it was largely blocked by Pants.

Tambling gets tackled into the cage by Pants. Pants maintains the clinch.
Tambling looks like he'd prefer to be striking at range right now.
Tambling tries to break the clinch but Pants is controlling the position.
Pants lands a left hand.
Pants softening up his opponent with strikes, against the cage.

Tambling is rocked!
Pants lands with a quick shot inside that doesn't really do much damage.
Oh Tambling is still all over the place! His legs are completely gone! Will he be able to recover?!!
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Pants dips a shoulder and cracks Tambling with a mighty uppercut! Tambling falls back against the cage and Pants unloads with a barrage of strikes! Tambling is completely out with his eyes open, only supported by the cage! Save him ref! Eventually the ref decides to do his job and jumps in - Pants screams abuse at the incompetent official before going over to celebrate with his corner. Brutal stuff!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:51 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Square Pants!
Square Pants decided to thank the fans in attendance for making a great atmosphere. It seemed to go down pretty well.