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Coming up we have a super heavyweight MMA rules bout between Crotch Grabber (ranked 2 p4p, 1 weight class) and Thierry Paulin (ranked 45 p4p, 2 weight class). Rumors backstage are that the fighters have been paid to keep it standing but we know that would never happen in MMA!
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278 lbs
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240 lbs
21 - 14 - 0 |
Abu Dhabi Champ
World class boxer
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Good wrestler
World class MT
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 5 rounds, for the super heavyweight championship of the world!
Introducing the champion to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of
30 - 4 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Crotch Grabber!
And introducing the challenger to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of
21 - 14 - 0, fighting out of Tokyo, Thierry Paulin!
The judges for this bout are William Gold, Daniel Bishop and Sam Margolis.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Grabber scores with a jab. Paulin acknowledges it with a nod of the head.
It looks like Thierry Paulin has been cut.
Grabber lands a really nice looking cross but Paulin seems unphased.
Grabber lands a big uppercut and Paulin crumbles to the floor! The ref thinks about stopping the fight but Paulin looks OK. Grabber waves Paulin back to his feet!
Paulin is rocked!
Paulin throws a body punch but Grabber moves out of range.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Paulin keeping his hands up high there, blocking the jab from Grabber.
A countering left hand to the body from Paulin misses.
Grabber misses with a straight right.
Paulin looks like he wants to counter punch here.
Paulin lands a powerful looking uppercut that connected with his opponent's jaw.
Grabber throws a lazy uppercut
and Paulin counters with a nice right hand that sends Grabber toppling to the canvas! Grabber scrambles and gets back to his feet - can Paulin finish him?!
Grabber is rocked!
Grabber ducks under a wild hook from Paulin.
Paulin moves out of range as Grabber strikes.
Grabber takes a shot to the body in his stride.
Grabber takes a really solid shot there but just smiles back and shrugs his shoulders.
Grabber throws a lazy right hand but Paulin sees it coming a mile off and sidesteps it easily.
Grabber throws a jab when Paulin was well out of range.
Paulin cracks Grabber with a big right hand that sends him crashing to the floor. Paulin has the opportunity to follow him to the ground but instead he's beckoning Grabber to stand back up!
Oh Grabber is still all over the place! His legs are completely gone! Will he be able to recover?!!
Paulin misses with a body kick.
Paulin has been spending a lot of time sparring his boxing in the run up to the fight, trying to sharpen up those hands and look for a knockout.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Paulin cracks Grabber with a hook to the temple - Grabber is on wobbly legs here! Paulin swarms him with hook after hook, landing with each one! Grabber falls to the canvas face first and the referee dives in to stop the fight! Paulin wins by TKO!
Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:09 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Punches). Thierry Paulin!
Thierry Paulin is the new super heavyweight champion!
An out of breath Thierry Paulin thanked his loyal fans in his post fight interview, giving them credit for his success over the course of his career.
Crotch Grabber was interviewed post fight and said 'did u fart? or is that ur breath???'.
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energy
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hype
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pop
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FIGHT
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