PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a super heavyweight MMA rules bout between Heavy Fukk (ranked 1426 p4p, 72 weight class) and Massive Wanker (ranked 1450 p4p, 73 weight class). These two fighters really are very evenly matched on the feet - it will be fascinating to see who can assert themselves in that aspect of the fight.

Fukk
vs
Wanker

194 cm
19
280 lbs
5 - 2 - 0

225 cm
19
294 lbs
4 - 0 - 0

Good wrestling
Counter fighter
Granite chin

BJJ Purple Belt
Solid Muay Thai
Powerful

Sportivité

Urban Fighter

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 5 rounds, for the super heavyweight championship of the world!
Introducing the champion to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 5 - 2 - 0, fighting out of London, Heavy Fukk!
And introducing the challenger to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 4 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Massive Wanker!
The judges for this bout are Dillan Fox, Ian Loll and Yves DeLean.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Wanker throws a predictable looking body shot

and Fukk counters into the clinch. Nicely done.
Fukk lands a left hand that snaps the head of Wanker backwards.
Wanker is trying to pull guard but Fukk has him pressed against the cage.
Fukk tries to work over Wanker's body with a swooping hook but it only glances the target.
Wanker wants to push off and get back to the center of the mat but Fukk has him pressed against the cage.
Fukk lands a shoulder strike that jolts his opponent's head backwards.
Wanker wants to break the clinch but can't.
Fukk misses with a hook to the ribs.
Wanker misses with a short punch on the inside.

Wanker manages to pull guard. Let's see whether he can land a sub off his back.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.
Wanker seems keen to control Fukk's posture.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Fukk trying to control but Wanker is working from the bottom.

Fukk has a momentary lapse of concentration, allowing Wanker to throw up a leg and lock on what appears to be a pretty tight triangle! Fukk is fighting it off but it's all too little too late - Wanker pulls down on the head and he's put Fukk to sleep! This one is all over!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:56 of round 1, we have a winner by way of Submission (Triangle). Massive Wanker! Massive Wanker retains his super heavyweight title!