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Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between Milktoast Diddlybottom (ranked 270 p4p, 41 weight class) and HL Mencken (ranked 182 p4p, 26 weight class). Diddlybottom comes to the cage accompanied by Milquetoast. Over to our ring announcer for the fighter introductions!
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27 - 20 - 0 |
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261 lbs
32 - 11 - 0 |
Great wrestler
World class boxer
Insanely flexible |
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World class MT
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of
27 - 20 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Milktoast Diddlybottom!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of
32 - 11 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, HL Mencken!
The judges for this bout are Yuuki Gou, Shirou Masuda and Shigeki Fujiwara.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Diddlybottom avoids the body shot from Mencken.
Mencken lands a nice looking body shot.
Diddlybottom is looking to take this fight into the clinch.
Diddlybottom throws a head kick that connects with a bit of head and a bit of hand.
Diddlybottom throws a sloppy head kick
and Mencken connects with a straight left hand counter down the middle.
It looks like Milktoast Diddlybottom has been cut.
Diddlybottom closes the distance and presses his opponent up against the cage.
Diddlybottom jumps guard but his hands slip and he falls flat on his back. Well, he's made himself look a right mug there, as Mencken walks away with a smile on his face. Diddlybottom gets slowly back to his feet and shakes his head.
Diddlybottom fakes with the hands and throws a leg kick but Mencken is out of range.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Diddlybottom throws a body kick that misses.
A head kick misses from Mencken.
Mencken throws a body kick that misses.
Diddlybottom throws a nice inside leg kick.
Diddlybottom connects with a solid leg kick.
HL Mencken is looking to keep the fight on the feet at all costs.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Mencken throws a body kick, spinning off balance
and Diddlybottom counters with a takedown into side control.
Diddlybottom will need to keep those long limbs tucked in whilst he's on the ground, to prevent any submissions.
Diddlybottom wants to work for a kimura but he's foiled early by Mencken, who protects the arm well.
Diddlybottom is trying to get an arm triangle but Mencken is defending well.
Diddlybottom goes for an armbar here - this could be all over! But no, Mencken has escaped beautifully and is now on top in side control! Oh, that's unlucky for Diddlybottom but great work by Mencken.
Diddlybottom struggling a bit here.
Diddlybottom tries to improve position but can't.
Diddlybottom looks to be in better condition than last time we saw him fight. Obviously he's been working hard on his cardio.
Mencken remains in side control and seems content to stay there. It's a versatile position from which he can work both strikes and submissions, whilst maintaining that control, so maybe he'll sit here for a while.
Diddlybottom is looking for a sweep.
You can see the frustration on Diddlybottom's face, being in this tough position on the bottom.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Diddlybottom is trying to improve his position.
Diddlybottom gets back to half guard.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.
Mencken tries to stand and escape but Diddlybottom is controlling the position.
Diddlybottom tries to roll over but Mencken keeps him under control.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Diddlybottom trying to control here.
Diddlybottom is positioning himself well to prevent Mencken advancing to mount.
Mencken controlling the action here.
Mencken prevents Diddlybottom from improving his position.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Mencken controlling the action here.
Diddlybottom is concentrating on defense, preventing Mencken from advancing position.
Diddlybottom is trying to get back to full guard.
Diddlybottom looking for submissions from an awkward position here.
Mencken seems content to maintain position for now, rather than mounting any offense.
The referee has stepped in and called for a break in the action. We'll restart on the feet.
Mencken takes a shot to the body in his stride.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
My god... these two guys really need to pick up the pace or everyone will leave to go get a beer.
Diddlybottom keeping his hands up high there, blocking the jab from Mencken.
Mencken has done a lot of speed work in the buildup to this fight.
Mencken misses the shot to the body.
Diddlybottom with a jab.
Diddlybottom moves out of range of the strikes.
Mencken swings and misses with a hook to the body.
Diddlybottom moves out of range of the strikes.
Mencken throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
Diddlybottom with a nice looking leg kick. You could hear that one land in a back row.
Diddlybottom lands a powerful looking uppercut that connected with his opponent's jaw.
A lazy body kick from Mencken
and Diddlybottom counters with a takedown into side control.
Mencken is looking to work his way out of this bad position but Diddlybottom is controlling him well.
Diddlybottom has knee on belly and now moves to full mount! Trouble for Mencken!
Diddlybottom is working on an americana here. Ooh, that looks pretty nasty! Nope, Mencken has managed to escape the submission attempt.
Diddlybottom looking to finish with strikes here!
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
That was a close round but I would say that Milktoast Diddlybottom will probably get the nod.
The cut man is working on Milktoast Diddlybottom's cut.
Well, the break between rounds is over. Let's get back to the scrappin!
Diddlybottom shoots in for a takedown. "Ole!" shouts Mencken as he jumps to the side.
Mencken looked like he wanted to counter with a punch but didn't throw it.
Diddlybottom will need to close the distance a bit before he attacks - that leg kick was thrown from too far away.
Crunch! Diddlybottom slams his shin into Mencken's torso.
Diddlybottom uses decent footwork to sidestep a right hand from Mencken.
Nice uppercut lands for Mencken. That snapped Diddlybottom's head back.
Diddlybottom wants to clinch.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Diddlybottom with a nice looking leg kick. You could hear that one land in a back row.
Nice body punch from Diddlybottom.
Diddlybottom tries to close the distance and clinch but Mencken swats him to one side with an open hand palm strike and circles away.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Mencken takes a head kick and keeps coming.
Diddlybottom chopping away at his opponent's legs.
Diddlybottom slips under a jab.
Diddlybottom slips under a jab.
Diddlybottom feinted with a counter takedown.
Diddlybottom lands with a nice low kick. That'll leave a bruise.
Diddlybottom uses good footwork to get in and out, landing a nice hook.
Diddlybottom bobs and weaves and then throws a good body kick.
Diddlybottom cracks Mencken with a right hand to the side of the head.
Diddlybottom slips a straight right by Mencken.
Diddlybottom uses good footwork to get in and out and land a nice right hand before Mencken has time to react.
Mencken stuns Diddlybottom with a nice body shot, before stepping back out of range.
Milktoast Diddlybottom seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Diddlybottom is looking to score with low kicks.
Diddlybottom drops his hands momentarily and Mencken takes advantage with a crisp shot to the head.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Diddlybottom takes a shot right to the liver - Bas would have been proud of that punch.
Mencken gets cracked with a nice right hand there by Diddlybottom.
Mencken lands a leg kick and bounces back out of range.
Diddlybottom ducks under an overhand right and circles away with a smile on his face.
Diddlybottom tries to counter by moving into the clinch but Mencken manages to circle out of the way.
Mencken ducks down and throws a hook to the body.
Diddlybottom tries to close the distance and clinch but Mencken swats him to one side with an open hand palm strike and circles away.
Diddlybottom keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
Mencken avoids the body shot from Diddlybottom.
Mencken lands with a nice body punch.
Mencken scores with a kick to the body.
Both fighters are absolutely exhausted here.
Mencken misses with a wild body shot.
Mencken fakes a head shot and lands one to the body.
Diddlybottom has taken the fight to the clinch.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Mencken lands a left hand that snaps the head of Diddlybottom backwards.
A short right from Mencken on the inside.
Mencken is trying to break the clinch but Diddlybottom has him pressed against the cage.
Mencken manages to break the clinch.
Diddlybottom lands a kick to the ribs of his opponent. Nice work there - in and out in a flash.
Mencken misses with a body shot.
Diddlybottom connects with a solid leg kick.
Diddlybottom drives through with a really nice takedown into side control.
Mencken wants to control but Diddlybottom postures up.
Diddlybottom wants to work for a kimura but he's foiled early by Mencken, who protects the arm well.
Diddlybottom is looking to take a break and control but Mencken is keeping him honest, looking to work from the bottom.
Diddlybottom looking for an arm triangle but it's way too loose to do anything.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Mencken is trying to improve his position.
Mencken throws Diddlybottom to one side and escapes!
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Diddlybottom has closed the distance and engaged Mencken in a clinch.
Mencken tries to break the clinch but Diddlybottom is controlling the position.
Diddlybottom jumps guard but Mencken turns him against the cage and keeps the fight standing.
Diddlybottom pulls guard effortlessly.
Mencken avoids a guillotine attempt easily.
Mencken avoids a guillotine attempt easily.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
A close second round but HL Mencken will probably get the nod - 10:9.
The cut man is working on Milktoast Diddlybottom's cut.
The referee calls time. The cornermen exit stage left and we're back to business. This is the final round!
A solid body kick from Diddlybottom.
Diddlybottom misses with a wild body shot.
Diddlybottom is looking to clinch but Mencken is avoiding it.
Mencken throws a right and a left that both miss.
Mencken cracks Diddlybottom with a good shot that sees him stumbling back into the cage.
Mencken checks the leg kick nicely there.
Mencken looks to land a left hand but Diddlybottom moved out of range nicely.
Diddlybottom half commits to a counter takedown before pushing away, out of range.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Mencken takes a head kick and keeps coming.
Diddlybottom throws a body shot but no joy.
Mencken throws out a counter right but Diddlybottom avoids it with no problem.
Mencken on the wrong end of a nice jab.
Diddlybottom shoots in with a lovely double leg takedown. Mencken manages to land in full guard to minimise the damage.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Mencken is trying to control the position but Diddlybottom postures up.
Milktoast Diddlybottom overall seems to be getting the better of the ground position in the fight so far.
Mencken wants to sweep here but Diddlybottom controlling him for the moment.
Mencken pushes Diddlybottom off and scrambles back to his feet.
Diddlybottom is using his reach advantage well here, landing the more effective single shots from range.
Mencken moves out of range as Diddlybottom throws a body kick.
Diddlybottom misses with a body kick.
Diddlybottom takes a swing at Mencken's ribcage but misses.
Diddlybottom avoids the body shot from Mencken.
Mencken is pinned up against the cage taking some big shots here. The referee is looking closely deciding whether he should stop the fight.
Diddlybottom looking to throw a kick but he's pulled out of it.
Mencken unleashes a big counter combination but Diddlybottom bobs and weaves and avoids any damage.
Mencken misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Diddlybottom.
Diddlybottom pivots as if he's going to throw a leg kick but stops half way.
Diddlybottom scores with the left hand. Mencken knows he should have avoided that one.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Diddlybottom throws a head kick but Mencken moves out of range.
Diddlybottom is using his height advantage well here, landing a good percentage of his punches.
Diddlybottom throws a leg kick but Mencken sees it coming and moves out of range.
Mencken with a body punch. A glancing blow.
Mencken scores with the left hand. Diddlybottom knows he should have avoided that one.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Diddlybottom avoids a kick to the body.
Mencken tries to bum rush Diddlybottom with a series of wild strikes but Diddlybottom uses good footwork to avoid the assault.
As Mencken tries to get set, Diddlybottom tries to push him back and clinch up but Mencken manages to avoid the attempt.
Mencken misses with a body shot.
Mencken with a jab.
Mencken tries to check a leg kick but that clearly hurt him.
Diddlybottom tries to land a leg kick but Mencken saw it coming and moves away.
Diddlybottom throws the kick towards the body but Mencken avoids it.
Diddlybottom keeping his hands up high there, blocking the jab from Mencken.
Diddlybottom throws a low kick but it's checked well by Mencken.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Mencken fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Diddlybottom manages to avoid it.
Diddlybottom misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick.
Diddlybottom looks to score with a jab to the body but Mencken is just out of range.
A head kick misses from Diddlybottom.
Diddlybottom lands with an overhand left.
Diddlybottom is looking to clinch.
A jab from Diddlybottom finds it's way through Mencken's defenses.
Diddlybottom scores with a shot to the body.
Mencken fakes and then throws a beautiful body shot. Diddlybottom looks a bit winded and takes a step backwards to take a breath.
Both fighters are breathing heavily.
Mencken jabs Diddlybottom to the body, keeping him at a distance.
Mencken scores with a nice right hand.
Mencken moves out of range of the body kick.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Mencken throws a monster uppercut resembling something out of street fighter but it doesn't land.
Diddlybottom with a nice looking leg kick. You could hear that one land in a back row.
Mencken throws a body shot but no joy.
Nice body punch from Diddlybottom.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Mencken misses with a looping right.
Mencken throws a good cross that connects.
Milktoast Diddlybottom's cut is getting worse.
Mencken looks to score with a combo but nothing lands.
Good work by Mencken as he checks the leg kick.
Diddlybottom scores with a hook to the body. Mencken takes a step back and tries to catch his breath.
Diddlybottom throws a decent looking leg kick but it doesn't land clean.
Milktoast Diddlybottom is winning the standup battle so far.
Diddlybottom shoots in from a long way out. He's driving through with the takedown attempt and he eventually gets it, landing in Mencken's guard.
Mencken is trying to control the position from the bottom.
And that's the end of the fight!
That was a close round. You could make an argument for either fighter but I would give it to Milktoast Diddlybottom.
Well Diddlybottom has outscored his opponent in every aspect of the fight today. Only a scarily incompetent judge or two will keep him from a well deserved win... Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.
Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Yuuki Gou scores the fight 30:27
Judge Shirou Masuda scores the fight 29:28
Judge Shigeki Fujiwara scores the fight 29:28
In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Milktoast Diddlybottom!
Milktoast Diddlybottom took to the microphone after his victory and thanked his sponsors, Pit Bull Development for their support in the buildup to the fight.
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