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Coming up we have a featherweight MMA rules bout between Jacque Joteel (ranked 1770 p4p, 194 weight class) and Long Schlong (ranked 1566 p4p, 174 weight class). Joteel comes to the cage accompanied by Moogwalzer. Both fighters look fresh as a daisy as they make their way towards the cage.
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154 lbs
5 - 2 - 0 |
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150 lbs
9 - 7 - 0 |
Good wrestling
Lethal high kicks
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Excellent MT
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the featherweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of
5 - 2 - 0, fighting out of Los Angeles, Jacque Joteel!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of
9 - 7 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Long Schlong!
The judges for this bout are Jorge Garcia, Eddie Farnsworth and Franklyn Lucas.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Joteel throws a leg kick but Schlong sees it coming and checks it nicely.
A looping hook to the body misses from Schlong. Joteel does a little dance to reset his feet.
Joteel tried to counter with a leg kick but Schlong avoided it.
Schlong is looking to chop away at Joteel's legs.
Schlong moves out of range of the leg kick from Joteel.
Schlong smiles there as he lands a nice right hand right on the button.
Schlong ducks under a wild hook from Joteel.
A looping hook to the body misses from Schlong. Joteel does a little dance to reset his feet.
Joteel wants to clinch.
Schlong swings and misses with a hook to the body.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Schlong blocks a head kick by Joteel.
Schlong connects with a body shot.
Schlong has been working on his striking defense in training and it's paying off as Joteel is landing a low percentage of strikes.
Schlong blocks a head kick by Joteel.
A jab from Schlong misses.
Schlong throws a leg kick but Joteel checks it.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Joteel tries to clinch but Schlong is having none of it.
Jacque Joteel seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Joteel swings widly with a right hand
and Schlong counters with a nice jab to the body that keeps Joteel thinking.
Schlong looks to throw the jab but Joteel is out of range.
Schlong lands a nice leg kick that just misses Joteel's sensitive parts.
Joteel throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
Schlong waving his hands out in front of him, looking to distract Joteel.
Schlong throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
Joteel scores with a reasonable looking shot to the body. Schlong doesn't seem bothered though.
Joteel throws a series of punches but Schlong moves out of range.
Joteel looking to land some kicks to the body here.
Schlong is definitely looking for the counter takedowns here.
A looping hook to the body misses from Schlong. Joteel does a little dance to reset his feet.
Schlong moves out of range of the body kick.
Schlong is throwing a lot of body shots here, looking to wear down Joteel rather than just go for the knockout.
Joteel scores with a jab. Schlong acknowledges it with a nod of the head.
Joteel throws a low kick but his opponent is out of range.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Schlong takes a nice looking leg kick right on the meat of his thigh there.
Schlong rushes in with a sloppy looking punch
and Joteel makes him pay by landing a nice hook to the body before moving out of range.
Schlong takes a shot right to the bread basket.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Schlong displays some good footwork, moving neatly out of range as Joteel throws out the jab.
Joteel rushes in with a sloppy looking punch
and Schlong cracks him with a counter punch right on the button.
Schlong avoids the body shot from Joteel.
Joteel keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
Joteel swings for the body but Schlong moves out of range.
Schlong takes a body punch that cleary hurt but he's trying not to show any weakness.
Joteel lands a beauty of a right hand that gets the crowd cheering.
Schlong stumbles momentarily as he takes a strong leg kick from Joteel.
Joteel takes a body punch but keeps moving.
Good standup being displayed there by Joteel as he connects with a hook.
Schlong misses with a double jab.
Joteel throws a body shot but no joy.
Schlong changes levels for a counter takedown but doesn't follow through with his attempt.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Joteel pulls out of a head kick attempt.
Joteel walks straight into an uppercut. Luckily it didn't land flush.
Joteel swings for the body but Schlong moves out of range.
Schlong walks forward and throws out a flicking leg kick. Joteel checks it nicely though, as he moves to the side.
Joteel lands a body shot.
Schlong has his front leg slapped to the side - a nice low kick landing there from Joteel.
A nice inside leg kick there by Joteel. That's going to slow Schlong down.
Joteel lands a jab to the head.
Schlong misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Joteel.
Joteel closes the distance and presses his opponent up against the cage.
With the fighters clinched against the cage, Schlong creates a bit of distance for himself and scores with a nice uppercut.
Schlong tries for a takedown. No joy.
Schlong tries a shoulder strike but it doesn't do any damage.
Schlong struggles to land a body shot inside as Joteel controls his hands.
Schlong is trying to work for a single leg takedown but Joteel pulls him back up using the underhooks.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Joteel working aggressively here.
Joteel lands a hook that snaps the head of Schlong backwards.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Joteel working aggressively here.
Schlong jumps guard but Joteel turns him against the cage and keeps the fight standing.
Jacque Joteel has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Long Schlong.
Joteel lands a nice uppercut.
Schlong has a couple of punches blocked by Joteel.
Schlong lands with a quick shot inside that doesn't really do much damage.
Schlong using the Thai plumb to throw knees but Joteel has his back arched nicely, preventing the strike.
Joteel wants to strike at distance but he can't break free of the clinch.
Joteel lands a right hand.
Schlong tries to land a shot to the body but it's blocked.
Joteel doesn't land with the attempted body shot.
Joteel's corner calls for him to break the clinch, which he does.
Schlong blocks the body kick.
Joteel misses with the body kick
and Schlong counters with a right hand to the body.
Schlong lands with a nice body punch.
Schlong slips under a jab from Joteel.
Joteel is looking to take this fight into the clinch.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
Jacque Joteel dominated that round.
Well, the break between rounds is over. Let's get back to the scrappin!
Joteel uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Schlong.
Joteel needs to keep his hands up - Schlong had a free shot at his head there.
Schlong avoids the body shot from Joteel.
Schlong scores with a punch to the gut of his opponent.
Schlong lands a jab, followed by a cross and another cross, as Joteel backs up against the cage.
Schlong is moving around nicely and scores here with a single head shot.
A thudding body kick lands there by Joteel!
Joteel uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Schlong.
Joteel throws the kick towards the body but Schlong avoids it.
Schlong walks into a straight right hand from Joteel.
Schlong misses with a low kick.
Schlong throws a hook but Joteel blocks it.
Schlong looks to throw the jab but Joteel is out of range.
Joteel appears to be looking for a counter punch to the body.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Joteel has Schlong up against the cage in a clinch.
Joteel tries to throw a body punch but Schlong avoids it by throwing Joteel back against the cage.
That's one minute gone in the round.
A short left from Joteel.
A head punch on the inside from Schlong fails to land.
Schlong misses with a body punch.
Schlong lands punches inside but they're not really causing much damage.
Jacque Joteel has scored more points in the clinch so far.
Still in the clinch, Joteel scores with a nice short uppercut.
Schlong lands with a left to the head.
Joteel breaks from the clinch.
Joteel jabs Schlong right on the nose. Schlong blinks but takes it well.
Joteel throws a leg kick which misses Schlong's front leg but catches the back leg as Schlong tries to avoid it.
Joteel throws out a loose jab but Schlong uses good head movement to avoid it.
And Schlong tries to counter it with a takedown but Joteel pushes his down on his head and steps out.
Joteel walks into a left hand.
Schlong thows a left - swing and a miss!
Joteel closes the distance and presses his opponent up against the cage.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
A short left from Joteel.
Schlong misses the knee to the body. Nice hip positioning from Joteel.
Joteel lands a body punch - he's looking to wear down Schlong.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Schlong looking to throw knees to the head but Joteel is blocking nicely.
Schlong with an attempt at a knee that misses.
Joteel misses with a punch on the inside.
Joteel lands with a light punch inside.
Schlong fails to pull guard.
Schlong misses with a knee strike.
Joteel lands a body punch in the clinch.
Joteel with the Thai clinch. He's looking to land a big knee but he's not managed it this time.
Joteel swings away with an uppercut that misses.
Schlong ties up his opponent against the cage and manages to drag the fight down to the ground. Schlong no doubt will be looking to work submissions from his guard.
Joteel sitting in guard here, content to control.
Schlong is throwing his legs up, looking for submissions. Joteel is aware though and is defending well.
Joteel sitting in guard, not really doing much.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Schlong had isolated an arm as going for a kimura. Joteel defends it easily.
Schlong is working actively off his back, looking to secure an arm or perhaps work for a triangle.
Joteel controls from within his opponent's guard.
Schlong throwing some rather feeble looking strikes off his back.
Schlong is looking for a triangle but Joteel pushes his legs off easily.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Neither fighter has done anything of merit for a good minute or two here and the crowd are not happy about it.
Schlong is pulling down on Joteel's head to control his posture.
Joteel is frustrating his opponent with some stalling tactics from top position.
Schlong looking for submissions off his back, moving his hips, looking for an opening.
Joteel avoids a guillotine attempt easily.
Joteel knows he needs to get back to his feet asap. He's simply no match for Schlong on the ground.
Joteel is just sitting in guard, looking to avoid any submissions.
Schlong is working an open guard here, looking to improve his position. No doubt that will leave him open to counters but at least he's being more offensive.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
A close second round but Long Schlong will probably get the nod - 10:9.
The fighters' corners scream their final instructions, as the referee calls time. Here we go, back to the action! Ladies and gentlemen, this is the final round!
Joteel catches Schlong with a nice straight right. He seems pissed - ooooh, it's on now! On like donkey kong!
Joteel works the jab nicely.
Jacque Joteel is winning the standup battle so far.
Joteel fakes a couple of low kicks, before throwing one on the third attempt. It connects and Schlong has to reset his feet before getting ready to engage.
Joteel dances in quickly and lands a nice inside leg kick on Schlong. That did some damage!
Schlong throws a body shot but no joy.
Nice cross by Joteel.
Joteel scoring well with a low kick there.
Joteel looking to take his opponent's legs away with the low kicks.
Joteel connects with a body shot that sends Schlong's belly button to the back.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Joteel gets a clinch.
Joteel working hard to break the clinch.
Joteel doesn't land with the attempted body shot.
Schlong fails to land with a short punch on the inside.
A right handed body shot lands from Joteel.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Joteel manages to break the clinch.
Joteel throws a combination that misses
and Schlong counters with a good right hand that lands right on the jaw.
Schlong throws a low kick but Joteel avoids it.
Joteel was looking to counter that move with a punch but didn't quite pull the trigger.
Schlong misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Joteel.
Schlong throws out a loose jab but Joteel uses good head movement to avoid it.
Joteel tries to clinch but Schlong moves out of range.
Schlong only half commits to the counter leg kick.
Joteel staying out of range there.
It looks like Joteel has been trying to sharpen up his punching technique, as it looks crisper than last time we saw him.
Schlong checks a low kick from Joteel.
A slapping leg kick lands for Joteel.
Schlong swinging wildly here.
Schlong's leg has a nasty welt from taking a succession of leg kicks. That must be slowing him down.
Schlong takes a big uppercut there. He seems a bit wobbly but no, he's OK.
Schlong takes a shot right to the liver - Bas would have been proud of that punch.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Schlong misses with a low kick.
Schlong takes a push kick to the midsection and stumbles backwards.
Schlong lands a straight punch to the body, keeping Joteel at a distance.
A nice inside leg kick there by Schlong. That's going to slow Joteel down.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Joteel is looking to land body kicks.
Jacque Joteel is looking to keep the fight on the feet at all costs.
Joteel uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Schlong.
Schlong misses with a body shot.
Schlong throws the left hand but Joteel avoids the punch easily.
Schlong takes a step back and watches a body kick go sailing past his mid section.
Joteel tries a head kick but it misses.
Schlong fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Joteel manages to avoid it.
Schlong pushing out the jab but it's not landing.
Joteel finds nothing but air with that leg kick attempt.
Joteel tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Schlong was well out of range. Poor timing from Joteel.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Joteel misses with a straight right.
Joteel tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Schlong was well out of range. Poor timing from Joteel.
Joteel lands a head shot.
Schlong checks the leg kick.
An inside leg kick lands from Schlong.
Joteel defending well as Schlong loads up on a big left hand.
Joteel thows a left - swing and a miss!
Joteel misses with the combination.
Joteel throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
Joteel drops his hands momentarily and Schlong takes advantage with a crisp shot to the head.
Joteel getting the better of the striking in that exchange.
Joteel checks a low kick. Bone on bone - not my idea of a good time.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Schlong throws a low kick but his opponent is out of range.
Joteel jabs at Schlong's body.
Joteel tries to clinch but Schlong moves out of range.
Joteel getting the better of the striking in that exchange.
Joteel throws a body shot but no joy.
Schlong misses the shot to the body.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Joteel scores with a nice strike.
Schlong stooping low to avoid any incoming strikes and then lunges in with an uppercut come cross that lands flush.
Joteel throws a body kick that misses
and Schlong counters with a nice leg kick.
Joteel with a body punch. A glancing blow.
Schlong keeps the fight on the outside.
Joteel tries a switch kick but it misses it's target.
Schlong is definitely looking for the counter takedowns here.
Schlong scores with a hook to the body. Joteel takes a step back and tries to catch his breath.
And that's the end of the fight!
Jacque Joteel showed his dominance in that final round.
I think Joteel has won this one but let's see what the judges have to say. Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.
Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Jorge Garcia scores the fight 29:28
Judge Eddie Farnsworth scores the fight 29:28
Judge Franklyn Lucas scores the fight 29:28
In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Jacque Joteel!
Jacque Joteel decided to go for the less than humble approach in his post fight interview, telling everyone how he is going to conquer the world. The crowd seemed to like it when really that sort of approach could have gone either way.
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hype
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