PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a light heavyweight kickboxing rules bout between Bon Bones (ranked 22642 p4p, 641 weight class) and Chubby Noel (ranked 4510 p4p, 494 weight class). Noel comes into a darkened arena with his song building. the fat boys fat boys kicks in, the lights come on and the crowd goes wild! What a showman! Both fighters look fresh as a daisy as they make their way towards the ring.

Bones
vs
Noel

200 cm
23
215 lbs
1 - 0 - 0

198 cm
35
215 lbs
16 - 13 - 0

Excellent boxer
Good chin

Excellent MT
Good gas tank

Hot Spunk

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the light heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 1 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Rio de Janeiro, Bon Bones!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 16 - 13 - 0, fighting out of New York, Chubby Noel!
The judges for this bout are Chris Downing, Tiny Johnson and Gwen Towbar.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Bones misses with a head kick.
Bones swings and misses with a hook to the body.
Noel is moving around nicely and scores here with a single head shot.
Decent striking displayed by Noel there.

Noel gets a clinch.
Bones tries to work over Noel's body with a swooping hook but it only glances the target.
I was talking to Bones's coach per-fight and he was telling me that they'd been working on the clinch in the runup to this fight.
Bones works on Noel's body with a couple of short punches.
Bones takes a knee to the side of the body.
Bones is breathing heavily.
Noel gets an overhook and lands an elbow to the side of the head.
With the fighters clinched against the ropes, Noel creates a bit of distance for himself and scores with a nice uppercut.
Noel is trying to wear down his opponent with knees to the body.
Bones takes a knee right on the jaw!
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Noel utilising his Muay Thai to score with a knee to the body.
Noel lands an elbow just above Bones 's eye.
Noel scores a nice knee to the body.
Noel lands a good knee to the midsection. Bones won't want to take too many of those.
Noel using the Thai plumb to throw knees but Bones has his back arched nicely, preventing the strike.
Noel digs a right hand underneath Bones's ribcage. Bones let out a lung full of air as it connected.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Noel tries to land a knee to the head but Bones blocks with his arms.
Noel throws a knee to the head but misses.
Noel tries to land a knee to the head but misses.
Noel lands a nice elbow.
Good body shot from Bones.
Noel misses with a knee strike.
Noel pushes Bones back against the ropes and unloads with a body punch.
Noel landing knees to the body.
Bones misses with a hook from the clinch.
Noel scores with an uppercut up the middle.
A right handed body shot lands from Noel.
Noel tries to land a knee to the head but misses.
Bones avoids the elbow strike from Noel, against the ropes.
Noel lands a short shot on the inside that snaps the head of Bones backwards.
Noel blocks a couple of punches on the inside.
Noel lands a knee to the head.

It looks like Bon Bones has been cut.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Noel with the Thai clinch. He's looking to land a big knee but he's not managed it this time.
Noel is controlling Bones's neck. Noel unleashes a big knee up the middle! And another! Bones goes down! Can he beat the count? 3,4,5,6... he's not going to make it! 9,10. It's all over!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 2:55 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Knees). Chubby Noel!
Our winner, Chubby Noel, made sure he spent some time buttering up the crowd during his post fight interview, which will no doubt bring him a few more fans.