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Coming up we have a lightweight MMA rules bout between Coral Sea (ranked 1711 p4p, 203 weight class) and Finn The Human (ranked 786 p4p, 101 weight class). Sea kept the crowd waiting but all that was forgotten when his ring entrance music started. The incomparable musical genius that is For Heavy Metal we will die!. The Human has chosen Adventure Time as his entrance music. These two fighters really are very evenly matched on the feet - it will be fascinating to see who can assert themselves in that aspect of the fight.
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158 lbs
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163 lbs
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Great wrestler
World class boxer
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Olympic wrestler
World class MT
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the lightweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of
12 - 2 - 0, fighting out of Los Angeles, Coral Sea!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of
18 - 7 - 1, fighting out of Hilo, Finn The Human!
The judges for this bout are Anni Minnemäki, Matti Vanhoillinen and Arvi Lind.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Nice defenses there by The Human.
Sea scores with a sloppy right hand. The Human should have avoided that one.
The Human lands with a straight right. Sea didn't see that one coming.
Sea lands with an overhand left.
The fighters circling - The Human throws out the jab but it was never going to land.
Sea closes this distance looking for a takedown but The Human circles away.
Sea connects with a leg kick. The Human looked like he was expecting something else and didn't defend it.
The Human wings a very wild body shot but it does the job and lands to the midsection.
Sea loads up on a big right hand but The Human slips the punch.
The Human throws a lazy uppercut
and Sea counters with a shoot takedown. The Human fights it but they end up in guard.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
The Human wants to stand up but Sea is controlling him.
The Human wriggles free and stands up.
Sea swings and misses with a hook to the body.
Sea buckles his opponent's knee momentarily with a nice leg kick.
The Human misses with a straight right.
The Human ducks down and throws a hook to the body but Sea moves away.
The Human connects with a lovely jab that went straight through the gap between Sea's hands.
The Human looks to land a left hand but Sea moved out of range nicely.
Sea drives through with a takedown into The Human's guard. Let's see what he can do from the top position.
Sea stops The Human from standing up.
The Human pushes Sea off and gets back to his feet.
That's one minute gone in the round.
A big left from Sea misses.
Sea keeps the fight on the outside.
The Human fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Sea manages to avoid it.
The Human slips under a jab.
The Human moves out of range as Sea throws a body kick.
A little jabbing left from The Human on the counter but it doesn't find it's target.
Sea looking to throw a kick but he's pulled out of it.
The Human takes a swing at Sea's ribcage but misses.
Sea digs a good body shot into The Human's ribs.
Sea takes a shot right to the bread basket.
Sea clobbers The Human with an overhand right that has the crowd gasping. That made a horrendous noise.
The Human blocks a head kick by Sea.
Sea will need to close the distance a bit before he attacks - that leg kick was thrown from too far away.
Sea tries a head kick but it misses.
Wow, both these guys are really going for it!
The Human loads up on a big right hand but Sea slips the punch.
Sea fails with a takedown attempt.
Sea takes a body punch but keeps moving.
The Human scores with a shot to the body.
The Human lands the left hand.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
This has been an exciting period of action!
The Human tests Sea's chin there with a solid looking shot.
The Human thows a left - swing and a miss!
Sea changes levels and looks for a double leg takedown. The Human tries to avoid it but Sea manages to keep hold of a leg and drag The Human to the ground. The Human escapes though and pops straight back up to his feet.
A little jabbing left from The Human on the counter but it doesn't find it's target.
That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for Coral Sea. That's going to take a lot out of him.
Sea showing good head movement there, avoiding the strikes from The Human.
The Human ducks low and lands a nice hook to the body of his opponent.
The Human connects with a good right hand that stumbles Sea. Sea circles away out of range and recomposes himself.
Finn The Human seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
The Human blocks a head kick by Sea.
Nice defenses there by Sea.
Sea scores with a body shot.
Sea tries for a takedown but The Human sees it coming a mile off and avoids it easily.
The Human pushing out the jab but it's not landing.
The Human uses good footwork to get in and out, landing a nice hook.
Sea takes a solid shot to the body. That one hurt him but he's trying not to show it.
As the round comes to an end the crowd are showing their appreciation for a great round of action.
The Human throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
Good shot there by Sea.
Sea fakes high and swings low for a body shot but The Human manages to avoid it.
Nice sprawl there from The Human as Sea shoots in.
The Human is looking to clinch.
Sea has his head snapped back a nice jab. A little nod from Sea there as he acknowledges the shot.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
Finn The Human dominated that round.
That's time! Back to the action!
Sea throws a lazy right hand but The Human sees it coming a mile off and sidesteps it easily.
Sea lunges in with an uppercut that skims his opponent's chin.
The Human blocks the body kick.
The Human throws a shot to the body.
The Human throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
The Human pushing out the jab but it's not landing.
The Human throws a front kick aimed at Sea's knee but Sea avoids it well.
Sea misses with an uppercut. The Human saw that one coming.
The Human wants to counter with a clinch but Sea pushes him away.
The Human uses good head movement to avoid the hook from Sea.
Sea throws a wild combination but nothing lands.
The Human throws a hook but Sea blocks it.
A combination from Sea does no damage.
The Human throws a nice outside leg kick.
Sea loads up on a big right hand but The Human slips the punch.
The Human scores with a crisp jab that stopped Sea in his tracks.
A big left from The Human misses.
Sea tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but The Human was well out of range. Poor timing from Sea.
Sea ducks under a wild hook from The Human.
Sea changes levels looking for a counter takedown but doesn't commit.
The Human ducks under an overhand right and circles away with a smile on his face.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Sea misses with a hook. The Human ducked under it nicely.
Sea takes an uppercut right on the button but keeps his composure.
The Human takes an uppercut right on the jaw but it doesn't phase him.
That's one minute gone in the round.
The Human looks to land a right hand but Sea moved out of range.
The Human ducks down and throws a hook to the body but Sea moves away.
A big right from The Human misses.
Sea throws a big shot that misses.
The Human avoids the body shot from Sea.
Sea misses the shot to the body.
Sea throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
The Human throws a body punch but Sea moves out of range.
Sea swung with a counter punch to the body but it didn't connect.
Donk. The Human catches Sea right on the button with a cross.
Sea staying out of range there.
Sea tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but The Human was well out of range. Poor timing from Sea.
The Human steps in looking to clinch after the strikes miss from Sea.
The Human fails in his attempt to clinch.
Sea misses with a wild body shot.
The Human looked like he wanted to counter with a punch but didn't throw it.
The Human throws a good cross that connects.
The Human lands with a hook. Sea tried to avoid it but it clipped the top of his head.
The Human waving his hands out in front of him, looking to distract Sea.
Sea throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
Sea is looking to score with low kicks.
The Human slips a jab from Sea.
The Human is the aggressor but that punch slipped nicely by Sea.
Sea looks to have improved his striking defense since last time we saw him fight.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Good leg kick by The Human there. It's the ones that make that thud noise that hurt and that was an almighty thud.
The Human is looking to score with low kicks.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Sea throws an uppercut from half a mile away. The Human sees it coming and avoids it easily.
Finn The Human seems to be getting the better of the standup.
Sea slips a straight right by The Human.
Sea swung with a counter punch to the body but it didn't connect.
The Human keeping his hands up high there, blocking the jab from Sea.
A shot to the liver by The Human. Beautiful body shot.
The Human misses with a low kick.
The Human looks to land a right hand but Sea moved out of range.
An attempted straight right counter from Sea misses the target.
The Human misses with a looping left.
The Human works over Sea's head and body with a nice combination.
The Human misses the jab.
The Human swings for the body but Sea moves out of range.
A punch combination from Sea misses.
Sea staying out of range there.
The fighters are starting to get sweaty, which will make takedowns a bit more tricky.
Sea bobs and weaves and throws out a fast jab that snaps The Human's head backwards.
The Human has been the more effective fighter overall so far.
The crowd applaud the fighters' efforts here as the round comes to an end.
The Human jabbing away but nothing is landing.
The Human scores with a straight right hand, right through his opponent's guard.
The Human scores with a jab to the jaw.
Sea walks forward and throws out a flicking leg kick. The Human checks it nicely though, as he moves to the side.
The Human cracks Sea with a right hand to the side of the head.
Sea looking to land some kicks to the body here.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
Finn The Human showed his class in that round. I'd imagine he'll take it on all the scorecards.
That's time! Sea's corner gives him a slap on the ass as he gets ready to fight. This is the final round!
An inside leg kick lands from The Human.
Coral Sea has stepped it up - he knows he needs a finish here!
The Human chopping away at his opponent's legs.
Sea takes a body punch that cleary hurt but he's trying not to show any weakness.
Sea shoots in looking for a takedown but The Human manages to keep the fight standing, pushing Sea's face into the canvas for good measure before circling away.
The Human dips to his left and cracks Sea with an uppercut!
Sea tries to score with an inside leg kick but telegraphs it and The Human is able to avoid easily.
The Human lands with a hook. Sea tried to avoid it but it clipped the top of his head.
The Human misses with an uppercut.
A head kick misses from Sea.
Nice body punch from Sea.
Sea tries to score with a leg kick but it misses it's target.
Sea takes a shot to the eye socket. That's gotta hurt.
No joy there for Sea, who threw a few shots but didn't land.
The Human misses with a straight right.
Sea misses with an uppercut.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
The Human slips a straight right by Sea.
The Human scores with a punch to the gut of his opponent.
The crowd cheers as The Human lands an impressive looking overhand right. Sea doesn't seem phased though.
The Human jabs at Sea's body.
Sea on the receiving end of a decent leg kick there by The Human. The Human obviously looking to wear him down.
The Human listening to his corner there, landing a nice uppercut.
That's one minute gone in the round.
The Human fails to land with a series of punches.
Finn The Human is looking to keep the fight on the feet at all costs.
The Human moves away from the strike by Sea.
The Human lands with an overhand left.
The Human scores with a body shot.
The Human slips a jab from Sea.
Sea misses with a looping right.
Sea sets himself, and The Human steps forward looking for the clinch! Sea avoids it this time.
The Human is looking to clinch.
The Human tries to clinch there but Sea circles away.
The Human uses decent footwork to sidestep a right hand from Sea.
Sea ducks under a wild hook from The Human.
The Human fakes a jab and then connects with a hook.
The Human lands with a straight right. Sea didn't see that one coming.
Sea misses with an uppercut.
The Human connects with a hook to the side of his opponent's head.
The Human lands with a cross to side of his opponent's head.
Sea dives in and grabs The Human's left leg, looking for a takedown. The Human pushes down on Sea's head and hops out.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
The Human misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Sea.
The Human cracks a nice hook into Sea's ribs.
The Human lands with a cross.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
This fight brought to you by 5M nutrition - it's mmmmm tasty. Nice jab by The Human.
The Human scores with a jab to the jaw of his opponent.
The Human clinches up with Sea and pushes him back against the cage.
The Human working on landing some head shots here - that one got through nicely.
Sea throws a punch but it's blocked by The Human.
Sea tries to work over The Human's body with a swooping hook but it only glances the target.
Sea throws a head punch that misses.
Sea misses with a hook to the ribs.
The Human struggles to land a body shot inside as Sea controls his hands.
The Human misses with a short punch on the inside.
Sea misses with the head strike.
The Human lands a right hand.
Sea lands a body punch.
Sea lands with a right to the head.
Sea doesn't land with the attempted body shot.
Sea tries to throw a body punch but The Human avoids it by throwing Sea back against the cage.
The crowd applaud the fighters' efforts here as the round comes to an end.
A short right from The Human on the inside.
The Human throws a punch but it's blocked by Sea.
The Human lands with a left to the head.
The Human misses with a hook to the ribs.
The Human lands a shot to the body.
And that's the end of the fight!
Finn The Human comfortably won the final round on my scorecard.
Well The Human has outworked and out performed his opponent in all aspects of the game today. He was simply too good and the decision should be no more than a formality. Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.
Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Anni Minnemäki scores the fight 27:30
Judge Matti Vanhoillinen scores the fight 27:30
Judge Arvi Lind scores the fight 27:30
In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Finn The Human!
A very excited looking Finn The Human rambled incoherently for about 5 minutes post fight about how awesome he is. It was kinda funny for a while but then everyone got annoyed.
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energy
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hype
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pop
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mgr
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