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Coming up we have a bantamweight MMA rules bout between Ouch My Ballsack (ranked 4903 p4p, 0 weight class) and Ludvick Wienshtein (ranked 24584 p4p, 0 weight class). The crowd giving both fighters a great reception on their way into the arena. That's good to see.
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130 lbs
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133 lbs
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BJJ White Belt
Basic striking
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BJJ Purple Belt
Brawler
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the bantamweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of
0 - 0 - 0, fighting out of The Island, Ouch My Ballsack!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of
1 - 4 - 0, fighting out of The Island, Ludvick Wienshtein!
The judges for this bout are Dirk Anderson, Peter Branson and Sandra Marshall.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
My Ballsack connects with a single shot there.
My Ballsack swinging wildly here.
Wienshtein takes a shot to the eye socket. That's gotta hurt.
My Ballsack thuds a left hand into Wienshtein's body.
My Ballsack lands a body shot.
Nice body punch from My Ballsack.
My Ballsack throws a series of punches but Wienshtein avoids them all with ease.
My Ballsack jabs Wienshtein to the body, keeping him at a distance.
Wienshtein shoots in and bounces My Ballsack off the cage to secure the takedown into guard.
We could do with one of the fighters taking the initiative a bit more on the ground - they're both waiting to capitalize on a mistake.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
My Ballsack wants to sweep but no luck.
There's a bit of a scramble here and now My Ballsack is on top in guard.
Wienshtein wants to stand and escape but My Ballsack is having none of it.
That's one minute gone in the round.
My Ballsack wants to control from the top but Wienshtein keeps moving.
My Ballsack wants to pass the guard but Wienshtein is keeping the position.
Wienshtein managing to control the position.
My Ballsack trying to control but Wienshtein is working from the bottom.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
A lull in the action here being met with boos from the crowd.
Wienshtein wants to stand and escape but My Ballsack is having none of it.
My Ballsack looking to pass the guard.
Wienshtein tries to land a sweep but no joy.
My Ballsack drops back looking for a heel hook - he quickly realises he's not going to get it but Wienshtein manages to dive on top of him before he can escape and now My Ballsack has Wienshtein in his guard.
My Ballsack working a defensive guard here.
Wienshtein controls from within his opponent's guard.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Wienshtein keeps in close for a moment and lands a decent shot to the side of My Ballsack's head.
Wienshtein stands up over My Ballsack, holding his feet. He dives back in and lands a decent shot to the head.
My Ballsack wants to control but instead he gets his guard passed and Wienshtein is now in half guard.
My Ballsack is trying to defend against the ground and pound but Wienshtein scores with a couple of nice shots.
Wienshtein slows the pace down in half guard.
Wienshtein landing with strikes to the body and head, softening up his opponent.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
My Ballsack looking for submissions from an awkward position here.
Wienshtein lands strikes from half guard.
Wienshtein seems content to maintain position for now, rather than mounting any offense.
My Ballsack might be looking to lock onto one of his opponent's long limbs for a submission, whilst we're on the ground.
My Ballsack trying to control from the bottom.
My Ballsack taking some punishment here, with Wienshtein in his half guard.
Wienshtein looks to score some points with some ground and pound.
The crowd thankful this round is nearly over.
Wienshtein content to control rather than advance.
My Ballsack punching from the bottom.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
That was a close round but I would say that Ouch My Ballsack will probably get the nod.
That's the end of the round. The referee orders the cornermen out of the cage so we can get back down to business.
My Ballsack pushes forward with a 1-2 combination that forces Wienshtein back to the cage. My Ballsack follows up with a solid lead hook to the liver.
Wienshtein dives in for a single leg takedown but My Ballsack sprawls and the fighters end up clinched against the cage.
My Ballsack scores with a jab to the jaw of his opponent.
Wienshtein fakes an overhand right and shoots for a takedown. My Ballsack sprawls well initially but Wienshtein persists and gets the takedown into half guard.
Wienshtein trying to control the action but My Ballsack is working from the bottom.
My Ballsack is looking to escape.
My Ballsack is trying to control but can't.
Wienshtein scoring with strikes to the body and head.
Wienshtein controlling the action here.
My Ballsack knows he needs to get back to his feet asap. He's simply no match for Wienshtein on the ground.
Wienshtein working some ground and pound from close in. He's looking to maintain this position and strike for a while by the looks of things... although he'll probably advance to full mount in a minute now I've said that.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Wienshtein decides he's had enough of the ground and stands up.
My Ballsack throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
And Wienshtein tries to counter it with a takedown but My Ballsack pushes his down on his head and steps out.
Wienshtein tries to shoot in for a takedown. He's got hold of a leg but My Ballsack swivels and escapes.
My Ballsack was looking to counter that last move with a shot to the body but he didn't commit.
My Ballsack scores with a sloppy punch to the body. Not much technique there but it did the business.
My Ballsack avoids a punch combination nicely.
Ouch My Ballsack is winning the standup battle so far.
Wienshtein slips a jab and a cross from My Ballsack.
Wienshtein dives in and grabs My Ballsack's left leg, looking for a takedown. My Ballsack pushes down on Wienshtein's head and hops out.
Ouch My Ballsack has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Ludvick Wienshtein.
Wienshtein is breathing heavily.
A decent looking cross lands there for My Ballsack.
Horrible takedown attempt by Wienshtein or perhaps it was just good defense by My Ballsack, which made it look bad.
Wienshtein shoots in for a takedown. He's persisting with it as My Ballsack sprawls well. My Ballsack wins this battle and keeps the fight standing. Wienshtein gets slowly back to his feet.
My Ballsack lets the fists fly and connects with a left straight followed by a right hook.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
My Ballsack lands with a hook. Wienshtein tried to avoid it but it clipped the top of his head.
My Ballsack clinches with his opponent.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Wienshtein tries to take the fight to the ground by pulling guard but can't manage it.
My Ballsack works on Wienshtein's body with a couple of short punches.
Nice body punch from My Ballsack - that landed with a thud.
Wienshtein is trying to break the clinch but My Ballsack is controlling him.
Wienshtein tries to circle away but My Ballsack has him pinned against the cage.
My Ballsack is working Wienshtein over against the cage.
Wienshtein's coach down at Cozad The Island was telling us pre-fight that they have been working on Wienshtein's balance. Obviously they view that as a key factor in the outcome of this fight.
Wienshtein is looking for a takedown up against the cage. My Ballsack gets underhooks though and prevents the takedown attempt.
My Ballsack stalling the fight.
Nice body punch from My Ballsack - that landed with a thud.
A body shot lands from My Ballsack.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
My Ballsack softening up his opponent with strikes, against the cage.
Good body shot from My Ballsack.
My Ballsack digs a right hand into Wienshtein's ribs. Those have got to be taking their toll on Wienshtein's gas tank.
Stalling in the clinch from My Ballsack.
A right hand to the body from My Ballsack.
My Ballsack taking a break, stalling in the clinch.
My Ballsack goes for a body shot but it's blocked.
My Ballsack cracks Wienshtein with a nice body shot.
A nice right hand lands inside from My Ballsack.
A body shot lands from My Ballsack.
My Ballsack is stalling here. The referee will be looking to step in if he doesn't pick up the pace.
Nice body punch from My Ballsack.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
My Ballsack tries to work over Wienshtein's body with a swooping hook but it only glances the target.
My Ballsack leaning his opponent against the cage.
My Ballsack is really dominating this fight. Is there anything that Wienshtein can do to turn this around?
My Ballsack struggles to land a body shot inside as Wienshtein controls his hands.
My Ballsack tried to land a shot to the body but connects with Wienshtein's elbow.
A left hand lands to the body for My Ballsack.
Wienshtein is looking to take this one to the mat.
Wienshtein is trying to break the clinch but My Ballsack has him pressed against the cage.
My Ballsack scores with a hook to the body.
My Ballsack has Wienshtein pressed against the cage.
My Ballsack lands a body punch in the clinch.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
Ouch My Ballsack dominated that second round.
The fighters' corners scream their final instructions, as the referee calls time. Here we go, back to the action! Let's hear some noise people - this is the final round!
My Ballsack darts in and clinches Wienshtein up against the cage.
My Ballsack lands a nice looking hook to the body, against the cage.
My Ballsack has Wienshtein pressed against the cage, preventing Wienshtein from circling away and getting back to striking at range.
My Ballsack pushes Wienshtein back against the cage and unloads with a body punch.
My Ballsack stalling here - the referee won't stand for too much of that.
A short body shot lands from My Ballsack as the two fighters clinch.
My Ballsack gets through Wienshtein's defenses to land a nice punch to the side of the head.
My Ballsack content to slow the pace in the clinch.
My Ballsack lands a short shot on the inside that snaps the head of Wienshtein backwards.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
My Ballsack lands a body punch in the clinch.
My Ballsack goes for a body shot but it's blocked.
Wienshtein is trying to break the clinch but My Ballsack has him pressed against the cage.
Wienshtein manages to pull guard. Let's see whether he can land a sub off his back.
That's one minute gone in the round.
My Ballsack is intent on slowing down the pace of the fight, simply looking to control.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.
My Ballsack trying to control the position from guard on top but Wienshtein is wriggling around, looking for whatever he can.
Wienshtein pulls My Ballsack in close to prevent any damage.
My Ballsack pressing down on his opponent's thigh, looking to pass guard. Wienshtein is keeping the position for now.
My Ballsack trying to control the position from guard on top but Wienshtein is wriggling around, looking for whatever he can.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
The crowd are showing their displeasure at the lack of action as loud boos ring out around the arena.
Wienshtein is trying to keep My Ballsack in close.
The ref stands the fighters back up due to a lack of activity.
My Ballsack lands a jab, followed by a cross and another cross, as Wienshtein backs up against the cage.
My Ballsack pushes forward with a 1-2 combination that forces Wienshtein back to the cage. My Ballsack follows up with a solid lead hook to the liver.
My Ballsack slaps away a takedown attempt from Wienshtein, before circling back to the center of the mat.
My Ballsack seemed to be looking to counter by closing the distance.
A really sloppy takedown attempt there from Wienshtein.
Wienshtein takes a big intake of breath there - he's definitely tired.
Wienshtein shoots in looking for a takedown but My Ballsack manages to keep the fight standing, pushing Wienshtein's face into the canvas for good measure before circling away.
Ouch My Ballsack has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Ludvick Wienshtein.
My Ballsack with a body punch. A glancing blow.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Wienshtein misses with a takedown
letting My Ballsack counter with a right hand.
My Ballsack feints a jab promting Wienshtein to slip. My Ballsack then demonstrates his capabilities by jabbing again. Wienshtein slips again and ducks right into an uppercut.
Wienshtein takes a body punch but keeps moving.
My Ballsack fakes with an overhand right and moves in to clinch with Wienshtein, pushing him back against the cage.
My Ballsack lands a hook to the body. It's hard to tell if that hurt Wienshtein or not.
Ouch My Ballsack has scored more points in the clinch so far.
Wienshtein prevents a body shot from My Ballsack.
The pace slowing considerably in the clinch, as My Ballsack takes a break from that fighting nonsense to think about the finer things in life.
Wienshtein is trying to push My Ballsack away but My Ballsack has him pressed against the cage, so he's going nowhere.
My Ballsack struggles to land a body shot inside as Wienshtein controls his hands.
Wienshtein working hard to break the clinch.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
My Ballsack content to slow the pace in the clinch.
A nice right hand lands inside from My Ballsack.
My Ballsack manages to get underhooks and slows down the pace for a moment.
A short right from My Ballsack.
My Ballsack tries to land a shot to the body but it's blocked.
My Ballsack lands a hook to the body. It's hard to tell if that hurt Wienshtein or not.
Wienshtein is trying to force a seperation but My Ballsack has the dominant position.
My Ballsack lands a hook to the body. It's hard to tell if that hurt Wienshtein or not.
The crowd thankful this round is nearly over.
A body shot lands from My Ballsack.
My Ballsack stalling.
Ludvick Wienshtein has stepped it up - he knows he needs a finish here!
Ouch My Ballsack is fighting for a decision here - he's started to take the cautious approach.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
My Ballsack taking a break, stalling in the clinch.
And that's the end of the fight!
Ouch My Ballsack showed his dominance in that final round.
Well I reckon that's a shut out for My Ballsack, winning every round. Will the judges agree? They are the ones who matter, even if they are often depressingly incompetent. Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.
Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Dirk Anderson scores the fight 30:27
Judge Peter Branson scores the fight 30:26
Judge Sandra Marshall scores the fight 30:26
In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Ouch My Ballsack!
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hype
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