PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a light heavyweight MMA rules bout between Jan Van Bowel (ranked 3246 p4p, 0 weight class) and Dangerous Yonic (ranked 5255 p4p, 0 weight class). Buckle up people - heeeeeeeeeere we go!

Van Bowel
vs
Yonic

180 cm
25
205 lbs
1 - 0 - 0

185 cm
25
220 lbs
0 - 0 - 0

Decent wrestler
Solid boxing
Granite chin

BJJ Blue Belt
Excellent MT
Heavy handed

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the light heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 1 - 0 - 0, fighting out of The Island, Jan Van Bowel!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 0 - 0 - 0, fighting out of The Island, Dangerous Yonic!
The judges for this bout are Winston Alpacca, Sandra Marshall and Peter Branson.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Yonic lands an overhand left. A wild punch that just about connected.
Yonic fakes a jab and then connects with a hook.
Van Bowel definitely looks more muscular than last time we saw him fight.
Yonic wings a very wild body shot but it does the job and lands to the midsection.
Yonic throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
Van Bowel swung with a counter right hand that didn't connect.
Yonic lands a straight punch to the body, keeping Van Bowel at a distance.
Yonic scores with a hook.
Yonic is looking to take this fight into the clinch.
Yonic fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Van Bowel manages to avoid it.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Yonic connects nicely with a jab. Noted by the judges no doubt.
Donk. Yonic catches Van Bowel right on the button with a cross.
Van Bowel avoids the body shot from Yonic.
An attempted straight right counter from Van Bowel misses the target.
Yonic scores with a decent looking hook.

That's one minute gone in the round.
A jab from Yonic finds it's way through Van Bowel's defenses.
Boom, another hit is landed. "You're gunna get knocked out" taunts Yonic, as that shot connected.
Van Bowel takes a big uppercut there. He seems a bit wobbly but no, he's OK.
Yonic scores with a body shot.
Yonic moves into range and connects with a jab.
Yonic thuds his right hand into Van Bowel's forehead from close range. That could be painful for both fighters.
Van Bowel gets his head snapped back by a nice shot there.
Yonic lands a body shot.
Yonic lunges in with an uppercut that skims his opponent's chin.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Van Bowel takes one on the button.
Yonic cracks Van Bowel with a nice right hand that draws applause from the crowd.
Yonic clobbers Van Bowel with an overhand right that has the crowd gasping. That made a horrendous noise.
Yonic lands with a nice body punch.
Yonic is landing a lot of head punches in this opening round! Van Bowel had better start moving his head a bit unless he wants his face to turn into pâté.
Yonic fakes and then throws a beautiful body shot. Van Bowel looks a bit winded and takes a step backwards to take a breath.
Good shot there by Yonic.
Yonic lands a slapping body shot.
Yonic lands a jab to the head.
Van Bowel takes a body punch that cleary hurt but he's trying not to show any weakness.
Yonic swings for the body but Van Bowel moves out of range.
Van Bowel was looking to counter that move with a punch but didn't quite pull the trigger.
Yonic scores with a hook.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Yonic lands a jab to the nose.
Yonic lands a jab to Van Bowel's midsection.
Yonic is moving around nicely and scores here with a single head shot.
Van Bowel takes one on the chin but seems OK.
Dangerous Yonic seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Yonic cracks Van Bowel with a right hand to the side of the head.
Yonic throws a shot to the body.
Yonic cracks Van Bowel with a good shot that sees him stumbling back into the cage.
Yonic connects with a hook to the side of his opponent's head.
Van Bowel with poor footwork there. He got himself in a bit of a tangle, enabling Yonic to score with a decent uppercut.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Van Bowel keeps the fight on the outside.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Yonic moves to clinch but Van Bowel breaks away
and Van Bowel connects with a straight left hand counter down the middle.
Yonic connects with a right hand. Van Bowel shakes it off.
Yonic cracks Van Bowel with a hook to the jaw. Both fighters smile at eachother and high-five before getting back down to business.
Nice uppercut there from Yonic.
Yonic lands a beauty of a right hand that gets the crowd cheering.
Yonic looks to score with a combo but nothing lands.
Van Bowel is looking to counter punch.
Yonic looks to clinch
and Van Bowel counters with a nice uppercut.
The crowd applaud the fighters' efforts here as the round comes to an end.
Van Bowel's hands are dropping dangerously low here and Yonic connects clean with a right hook that sends him down to one knee! Van Bowel scrambles back to his feet.
Yonic tries to close the distance and clinch but Van Bowel swats him to one side with an open hand palm strike and circles away.
Van Bowel swung with a counter right hand that didn't connect.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Dangerous Yonic dominated that round.
The fighters' corners scream their final instructions, as the referee calls time. Here we go, back to the action!

Yonic scores with a sloppy punch to the body. Not much technique there but it did the business.
A jab lands there for Yonic.
Van Bowel takes one to the side of the head.
Yonic lands with an uppercut that bounces Van Bowel off the cage and back into range.
Yonic has been the more effective fighter overall so far.
Van Bowel moves his head to the side to avoid a jab but walks straight into a cross.
Yonic fakes a jab and then connects with a hook.
Van Bowel is pinned up against the cage taking some big shots here. The referee is looking closely deciding whether he should stop the fight.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Van Bowel uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Yonic.
An attempted straight right counter from Van Bowel misses the target.
Yonic throws a predictable looking body shot
and Van Bowel cracks him with a counter punch right on the button.
Dangerous Yonic seems to be getting the better of the standup.
Yonic misses with a body shot.
Van Bowel throwing a counter right hand but Yonic manages to avoid it.
Yonic lands a nice shot that snaps Van Bowel's head back.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Yonic stuns Van Bowel with a nice body shot, before stepping back out of range.
Van Bowel takes a punch right to his stomach. That took the wind out of him momentarily.
Yonic sizes up Van Bowel with a pawing jab and scores with a straight right down the middle.
Yonic with a nice cross.
Yonic fakes a head punch and goes low to the body. Nicely done.
Van Bowel gets his head snapped back by a nice shot there.
Yonic cracks Van Bowel with an open hand slap.
Van Bowel doesn't react quick enough there as he takes a shot to the body.
Yonic lands with a straight right. Van Bowel didn't see that one coming.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Van Bowel walks straight into an uppercut. Luckily it didn't land flush.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Yonic moves into range and connects with a jab.
Yonic scores with a big left there. The judges will like that one.
Yonic digs a good body shot into Van Bowel's ribs.
Yonic takes a swing at Van Bowel's ribcage but misses.
Yonic scores with a jab to the jaw.
Yonic catches Van Bowel with a nice straight right. He seems pissed - ooooh, it's on now! On like donkey kong!
Nice uppercut there from Yonic.
A decent looking cross lands there for Yonic.
Yonic wants to clinch.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Yonic misses with a body shot.
Van Bowel throwing a counter right hand but Yonic manages to avoid it.
Yonic cracks Van Bowel with an open hand slap.
Yonic scores with a jab to the body.
Yonic connects with a single shot there.
Jab from Yonic.
Van Bowel takes a jab on the nose. He smiles like he loves it and keeps coming.
Yonic lands with an overhand left.
Yonic throws a body punch but Van Bowel moves out of range.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Yonic misses with a wild body shot.
Van Bowel swung with a counter right hand that didn't connect.
A shot to the liver by Yonic. Beautiful body shot.
Yonic fakes a jab and then connects with a hook.
This fight brought to you by 5M nutrition - it's mmmmm tasty. Nice jab by Yonic.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Van Bowel takes one on the button.
Yonic comes forward and lands a shot to the body, then darts back out of range.
Van Bowel moves his head to the side to avoid a jab but walks straight into a cross.
Yonic throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
Van Bowel swung with a counter right hand that didn't connect.
Van Bowel takes a shot to the eye socket. That's gotta hurt.
Yonic works the jab nicely.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Dangerous Yonic showed his class in that round. I'd imagine he'll take it on all the scorecards.
That's time! Back to the action! This is the final round!

Yonic stuns Van Bowel with a nice body shot, before stepping back out of range.
Yonic throws a predictable looking body shot
and Van Bowel counters with a crisp hook to the side of the head.
Yonic scores with a punch to the head.
Yonic fakes and then throws a beautiful body shot. Van Bowel looks a bit winded and takes a step backwards to take a breath.
Yonic ducks low and lands a nice hook to the body of his opponent.
Yonic thuds a left hand into Van Bowel's body.
Van Bowel takes a shot right to the liver - Bas would have been proud of that punch.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Van Bowel moves forwards but Yonic connects with a nice, crisp jab.
Yonic lands a glancing blow to the side of Van Bowel's head.
Yonic takes a step towards his opponent and connects with a left hand, before circling away.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Yonic scores with a hook.
Yonic digs a good body shot into Van Bowel's ribs.
Both fighters are breathing heavily.
Van Bowel takes a solid shot to the body. That one hurt him but he's trying not to show it.
Van Bowel takes a hook to the side of the head. I wonder if that's got his ears ringing.
Van Bowel gets his head snapped back by a nice shot there.
Yonic's corner calls for a 1-2. Yonic obliges with the 1 part as he scores the single shot and moves back out of range.
Yonic cracks Van Bowel with a good shot that sees him stumbling back into the cage.
Yonic lands a vicious shot with the stealth of a sniper and the strength of a viper. Are vipers that strong? I can think of lots of things that are stronger than a viper - not many rhyme with sniper though.
Van Bowel closes the distance and takes a jab right on the nose as he does so.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
A decent looking cross lands there for Yonic.
Van Bowel is really head hunting here, hardly looking to strike to the body at all.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Yonic lands a body shot.
Yonic scores with a nice strike.
Nice jab there from Yonic.
Yonic scores with a punch to the head.
Van Bowel walks into a left hand.
Decent striking displayed by Yonic there.
Yonic cracks Van Bowel with a hook to the jaw. Both fighters smile at eachother and high-five before getting back down to business.
Yonic lands a jab to the nose.
Van Bowel takes a jab right on the nose. That must have hurt but he shrugs his shoulders and looks to return the favor.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Van Bowel walks straight into an uppercut. Luckily it didn't land flush.
Van Bowel takes a shot to the body in his stride.
Yonic connects with a slap. Keep your fist closed son.
Yonic cracks Van Bowel with a hook to the jaw. Both fighters smile at eachother and high-five before getting back down to business.
Yonic fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Van Bowel manages to avoid it.
Yonic lands a nice shot that snaps Van Bowel's head back.
Yonic with a nice cross.
Yonic throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
Van Bowel was looking to counter that move with a punch but didn't quite pull the trigger.
Yonic connects with a slap. Keep your fist closed son.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Yonic uses good footwork to get in and out, landing a nice hook.
Van Bowel takes one on the chin but seems OK.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Yonic lands with an overhand left.
The crowd cheers as Yonic lands an impressive looking overhand right. Van Bowel doesn't seem phased though.
Van Bowel takes a jab right on the kisser.
Yonic throws a body punch but Van Bowel moves out of range.
Yonic lands a jab to the nose.
Yonic swings for the body but Van Bowel moves out of range.
A decent looking cross lands there for Yonic.
Jan Van Bowel has stepped it up - he knows he needs a finish here!
Dangerous Yonic is fighting for a decision - hopefully he's judged it right and he's actually winning the fight.
Yonic tries to clinch up against the cage, rushing in to close the distance. Van Bowel manages to break the clinch and circles back to the middle of the mat.

And that's the end of the fight!
Dangerous Yonic comfortably won the final round on my scorecard.
Well Yonic has outworked and out performed his opponent in all aspects of the game today. He was simply too good and the decision should be no more than a formality. Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Winston Alpacca scores the fight 24:30
Judge Sandra Marshall scores the fight 24:30
Judge Peter Branson scores the fight 24:30

In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Dangerous Yonic!
After winning the bout, Dangerous Yonic thanked all his fans and promised he'd do even better in his next fight. The crowd seemed to love his humility.