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PBP Commentary |
Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between Oulu Laine (ranked 1034 p4p, 129 weight class) and Ray Stuckey (ranked 727 p4p, 92 weight class). Laine's ring entrance music is that housewives' favourite, Peti - Oulu Shangri-la. These two fighters really are very evenly matched on the feet - it will be fascinating to see who can assert themselves in that aspect of the fight.
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199 cm
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248 lbs
7 - 1 - 0 |
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200 cm
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275 lbs
21 - 9 - 0 |
Good wrestling
World class boxer
Insanely flexible |
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Good wrestler
Lethal high kicks
Granite chin |
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the heavyweight division. Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner. With a record of
7 - 1 - 0, fighting out of Amsterdam, Oulu Laine! And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner. With a record of
21 - 9 - 0, fighting out of New York, Ray Stuckey! The judges for this bout are Sam Margolis, Andrew Berry and James Glass.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway! Laine with a jab. Stuckey swings and misses with a shot to the body and Laine counters with a lovely shot to the body. Laine checks a leg kick nicely. A lazy left from Laine finds it's target. Laine cracks Stuckey with a right hand to the side of the head. A punch lands to the side of Stuckey 's head but he takes it in his stride. Stuckey thows a body kick. Laine tries to catch it but that hurt him. Stuckey throws out a loose jab but Laine uses good head movement to avoid it. Stuckey fails to land with a series of punches.
Oooooooooooh, not good. A low kick from Stuckey lands where it shouldn't have, right in the... well, you know what he did? He kicked him in the penis. He's injured, injured bad. The referee sends both fighters to their corners and Laine has 5 minutes to recover. He's OK now though... a thumbs up from Laine and we're back underway with a touch of gloves. Stuckey throws a sloppy head kick and Laine moves out of range easily. Laine lands a big head kick that sends Stuckey tumbling to the mat! Laine takes a step backwards and waves Stuckey back to his feet - he wants the finish!
Stuckey is rocked!
It looks like Ray Stuckey has been cut. Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show! A low kick from Stuckey is predictable there and Laine counters with a solid body kick. Stuckey is still on wobbly legs! Can Laine finish him? Stuckey looks winded! Laine thuds his shin into the meat of Stuckey's side. Laine goes for a small jab and connects. Now Laine goes in closer pressing the issue. Left hook, right straight! Stuckey stumbles back but Laine runs in with a huge uppercut knocking Stuckey to the ground! What a finish! You have to wonder if Stuckey will ever be the same after a knockout like that.
Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:43 of round 1, we have a winner by way of KO (Punches). Oulu Laine! Oulu Laine decided to go for the less than humble approach in his post fight interview, telling everyone how he is going to conquer the world. The crowd seemed to like it when really that sort of approach could have gone either way.
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energy
A | B |
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hype
A | B |
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pop
A | B |
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mgr
A | B |
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RATING
100% |
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