PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a welterweight MMA rules bout between Surprise Cockfags (ranked 5114 p4p, 474 weight class) and Randy Randalman (ranked 5286 p4p, 483 weight class). Randalman has chosen Creedence Clearwater - Fortunate Son as his entrance music. Both fighters look fresh as a daisy as they make their way towards the cage.

Cockfags
vs
Randalman

186 cm
25
170 lbs
2 - 1 - 0

185 cm
21
168 lbs
2 - 0 - 0

Good wrestling
Good kicks
KO power

Dangerous GnP
Basic striking
Granite chin

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the welterweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 2 - 1 - 0, fighting out of Helsinki, Surprise Cockfags!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 2 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Amsterdam, Randy Randalman!
The judges for this bout are Robert Douchet, Gregory Folan and Alec Ball.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Cockfags tries to clinch but is not successful on this occasion.
Randalman throws a wild body kick that Cockfags sees coming a mile off.

Cockfags clinches up with Randalman and pushes him back against the cage.
Randalman is looking for a takedown up against the cage. Cockfags gets underhooks though and prevents the takedown attempt.
An uppercut on the inside fails to land for Cockfags.
I was talking to Cockfags's coach per-fight and he was telling me that they'd been working on the clinch in the runup to this fight.
Both guys are working to get underhooks.
Cockfags throws a head punch that misses.
Cockfags misses with the head strike.
Randalman swings wildly with an uppercut but Cockfags uses good head movement to avoid it.
Randalman doesn't land with the attempted body shot.
Cockfags is defending well against a takedown attempt.
Randalman throws a knee to the head but misses.
Cockfags gets double underhooks to prevent a takedown attempt from Randalman.
Surprise Cockfags has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Randy Randalman.
Cockfags is trying to stall.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Cockfags misses with the head strike.
Randalman lands with a short head shot on the inside.

It looks like Surprise Cockfags has been cut.
Cockfags misses with a short punch on the inside.
Cockfags just leaning against Randalman, taking a breather.
Randalman is trying to work for a single leg takedown but Cockfags pulls him back up using the underhooks.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Randalman is working for a takedown up against the cage. He can't get it on this occasion though.
Randalman blocks a punch to the side of the head.
A short uppercut from Cockfags.
Cockfags is pressed up against the cage. Randalman has hold of a leg and is looking to drag Cockfags down to the mat. Cockfags avoids the attempt though and has circled away. We're back to striking at a distance.
Cockfags takes a shot right to the liver - Bas would have been proud of that punch.
Randalman closes this distance looking for a takedown but Cockfags circles away.
Cockfags tries to clinch up.
Cockfags connects with the punch.
Cockfags lands a high kick!
Cockfags throws a head kick that misses

and Randalman counters with a nice double leg into side control. Cockfags won't be happy with that.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!

Randalman in side control, working for a kimura. He's got hold of an arm and he's torquing it... Cockfags is tapping! That's the end of the fight!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:50 of round 1, we have a winner by way of Submission (Kimura). Randy Randalman!
After winning the bout, Randy Randalman thanked all his fans and promised he'd do even better in his next fight. The crowd seemed to love his humility.