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Coming up we have a lightweight MMA rules bout between Neal Diaz (ranked 1006 p4p, 127 weight class) and Finn The Human (ranked 707 p4p, 89 weight class). The Human has chosen Adventure Time as his entrance music. Both fighters really staring each other down here, as Finn The Human enters the cage!
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155 lbs
16 - 9 - 0 |
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163 lbs
19 - 7 - 1 |
Good wrestling
Excellent boxer
Insanely flexible |
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Olympic wrestler
World class MT
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the lightweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of
16 - 9 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Neal Diaz!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of
19 - 7 - 1, fighting out of Hilo, Finn The Human!
The judges for this bout are Nard Betker, Albert Achterberg and Daniel Blasius.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
The Human tests Diaz's chin there with a solid looking shot.
The Human feints and then winds up with a huge right hand that connects perfectly and sends Diaz sprawling to the canvas! Diaz rolls over backwards and springs off the cage and manages to regain his footing - how acrobatic! Oh, he's still wobbly - can The Human finish him?!
Diaz is rocked!
Diaz has managed to clinch.
Oh Diaz is still all over the place! His legs are completely gone! Will he be able to recover?!!
The Human scores with a shoulder strike.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
A short body shot lands from The Human as the two fighters clinch.
Diaz seems to have got his legs back now.
The Human misses with a short punch on the inside.
Diaz blocks an uppercut.
The Human working aggressively here.
Diaz blocks an uppercut.
The Human tried to land a shot to the body but connects with Diaz's elbow.
Diaz lands a left hand that snaps the head of The Human backwards.
The Human lands a right hand that snaps the head of Diaz backwards.
Diaz pushes off and fires off an elbow that misses, before clinching up again, against the cage.
Diaz is working for a takedown up against the cage. He can't get it on this occasion though.
The Human lands a short shot on the inside that snaps the head of Diaz backwards.
The Human scores with a nice hook to the head.
The Human lands with a short shot to the head.
The Human misses with some punches.
The Human tries to work over Diaz's body with a swooping hook but it only glances the target.
The Human scores with a shot to the side of Diaz's head.
That's one minute gone in the round.
A frustrated look appears on Diaz's face as he tries to break the clinch.
Diaz tries to break the clinch but The Human is controlling the position.
We've been informed that The Human has been sparring a lot of Muay Thai in the buildup to this fight so let's see if that has an impact on the result.
The Human misses with a short punch on the inside.
Diaz missing with knees to the body.
Diaz blocks an uppercut.
The Human scores with a shot to the side of Diaz's head.
The Human lands with a right to the head.
A nice right hand lands inside from The Human.
Diaz is breathing heavily.
The Human lands a short shot on the inside that snaps the head of Diaz backwards.
The Human cracks Diaz with a nice body shot.
The Human misses with a punch to the body.
A nice left hand lands by The Human.
The Human struggles to land a body shot inside as Diaz controls his hands.
The Human misses with a punch on the inside.
A hook to the body from The Human.
Diaz drops down looking for an ankle pick but The Human pulls his leg out and moves away.
The Human missing with a left hand there. Diaz was out of range so wasted energy throwing that one.
The Human stuns Diaz with a nice body shot, before stepping back out of range.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
The Human dips down and scores with a jab to the body.
Finn The Human seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
A jab from The Human misses.
The Human lands a big uppercut and Diaz crumbles to the floor! The ref thinks about stopping the fight but Diaz looks OK. The Human waves Diaz back to his feet!
The Human throws an uppercut from half a mile away. Diaz sees it coming and avoids it easily.
The Human tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Diaz was well out of range. Poor timing from The Human.
The Human throws a hook but Diaz blocks it.
Diaz uses decent footwork to sidestep a right hand from The Human.
Diaz is aggressively charging in as The Human backs up avoiding any damage. The Human tosses out a jab and Diaz runs right into it face first! Diaz is out cold! The Human dropped down on all fours and is barking in Diaz's face like a pit bull in celebration until the ref was finally able to pull him away!
Ladies and gentlemen, after 2:26 of round 1, we have a winner by way of KO (Punch). Finn The Human!
Finn The Human decided to go for the less than humble approach in his post fight interview, telling everyone how he is going to conquer the world. The crowd seemed to like it when really that sort of approach could have gone either way.
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energy
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hype
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pop
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mgr
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FIGHT
RATING
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