PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a light heavyweight MMA rules bout between Bruce Vanorden (ranked 2279 p4p, 279 weight class) and Dong Hyun Kim Jong Un (ranked 1347 p4p, 180 weight class). Vanorden comes into the arena with Squad King Karter blaring out of the sound system. Dong Hyun Kim Jong Un is the more experienced fighter, so let's see if that makes a difference tonight.

Vanorden
vs
Hyun Kim Jong Un

190 cm
20
213 lbs
3 - 1 - 0

190 cm
26
210 lbs
6 - 1 - 0

Decent wrestler
Solid boxing
Cardio machine

Good wrestler
Counter fighter
Good gas tank

Arcticus University: London

Condemned

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the light heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 3 - 1 - 0, fighting out of London, Bruce Vanorden!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 6 - 1 - 0, fighting out of Tokyo, Dong Hyun Kim Jong Un !
The judges for this bout are Summer Carpenter, Bruno Hogan and Hugh Johnson.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Vanorden looks to throw the jab but Kim Jong Un is out of range.
Kim Jong Un tries for a takedown but Vanorden circles away easily
letting Vanorden counter with a right hand.

It looks like Dong Hyun Kim Jong Un has been cut.
Vanorden thows a left - swing and a miss!
Dong Hyun Kim Jong Un seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Vanorden is the aggressor but that punch slipped nicely by Kim Jong Un .
Kim Jong Un wants to counter the offense by Vanorden and move into the clinch position.
Kim Jong Un shoots in for a takedown. "I don't think so" says Vanorden as he avoids it easily.
Vanorden definitely looks more muscular than last time we saw him fight.
Vanorden digs a good body shot into Kim Jong Un 's ribs.
A swing and a miss from Vanorden.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Kim Jong Un shoots and misses
and Vanorden counters with a crisp hook to the side of the head.
Bruce Vanorden has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Dong Hyun Kim Jong Un .

Vanorden gets caught flat footed, as Kim Jong Un shoots in with a quick takedown into guard.
Vanorden wants to stand up but Kim Jong Un is controlling him.
Kim Jong Un lands a nice shot whilst sitting in his opponent's guard.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Kim Jong Un throws an elbow that misses. Vanorden uses the momentum to reverse the position. He's now in Kim Jong Un 's guard. Nice move by Vanorden!

Vanorden with a flurry of punches that miss.
Kim Jong Un working the defensive guard well to avoid strikes from Vanorden.
Kim Jong Un has a closed guard, preventing Vanorden from standing up.
Vanorden loading up with the ground and pound but he's missing more than he's landing in this flurry.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.
Vanorden is stalling in the full guard.
Vanorden throwing strikes but missing.
Kim Jong Un wants to sweep here but Vanorden controlling him for the moment.

That's two minutes gone in the round.

Kim Jong Un looking for submissions off his back, moving his hips, looking for an opening.
Kim Jong Un wants to sweep but no luck.
Vanorden is looking to work some ground and pound but Kim Jong Un has wrist control.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.
Vanorden in full guard, throwing the ground and pound. No damage this time.
Kim Jong Un not looking particularly offensive just at the moment.
Vanorden postures up in Kim Jong Un 's guard and throws a big left but Kim Jong Un blocks it.
Vanorden trying to land body shots but he keeps hitting the mat.
Kim Jong Un utilising some decent striking defenses from the guard, preventing the ground and pound.
Vanorden trying to land body shots but he keeps hitting the mat.
Kim Jong Un preventing the ground and pound from doing any damage.
Vanorden throwing strikes from guard but Kim Jong Un blocks nicely.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Vanorden loading up with the ground and pound but he's missing more than he's landing in this flurry.

Kim Jong Un is looking for a guillotine. You can't force these things though and Vanorden defends well.

The referee has stepped in and called for a break in the action. We'll restart on the feet.
Vanorden throws a big shot that misses.
Kim Jong Un misses with a shot to the body
and Vanorden connects with a straight left hand counter down the middle.
Kim Jong Un throws a right and a left that both miss.
Vanorden throws a hook to the side of Kim Jong Un 's head but Kim Jong Un sees it coming and ducks under it beautifully.
Kim Jong Un looks for a takedown here. Will he get it? Vanorden is fending him off so far but Kim Jong Un persists. Nope, Vanorden circles away and we're back to standing.
Vanorden circles away from the clinch attempt
and Vanorden counters with a lovely straight right hand!

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Kim Jong Un misses with a takedown attempt

and Vanorden counters with a crisp one two that drops Kim Jong Un ! Vanorden thinks about following him to the mat for a moment but instead steps back and waves Kim Jong Un to his feet! Kim Jong Un is in big trouble!

Kim Jong Un is rocked!
Vanorden is throwing a storm of strikes! Right hook, left hook and follows it up with a spinning back fist! Kim Jong Un hits the canvas like a rag doll! And just like that, this one is over!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 4:12 of round 1, we have a winner by way of KO (Strikes). Bruce Vanorden!
A very excited looking Bruce Vanorden made sure he remembered to thank all the fans both in the arena and on the internet. He said all the coolest people spend all day on MMA websites, which got a big reaction.