PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a super heavyweight MMA rules bout between Thierry Paulin (ranked 28 p4p, 31 weight class) and Crotch Grabber (ranked 2 p4p, 1 weight class). Grabber has chosen Side to Side as his entrance music. The fight MMA fans around the world have waited their entire lives for!

Paulin
vs
Grabber

195 cm
30
240
23 - 15 - 0

207 cm
32
278
31 - 6 - 0

Good wrestling
World class boxer
Insanely flexible

Excellent grappler
World class MT
Good gas tank

HELLS BALLS RECOVERY

HELLS BALLS RECOVERY
PWNAGE

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the super heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 23 - 15 - 0, fighting out of Tokyo, Thierry Paulin!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 31 - 6 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Crotch Grabber!
The judges for this bout are Daniel Bishop, Phil Schofield and Richard Clark.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Paulin throws a head kick that misses and slips in the process. He scrambles back to his feet and the fighters circle.
Paulin keeping his hands up high there, blocking the jab from Grabber.
Paulin appears to be looking for a counter punch to the body.
Paulin throws a head kick but Grabber moves out of range.
Grabber misses with a wild combination.
Paulin moves away from the strike by Grabber.
Paulin steps to the side to avoid the strikes from Grabber.
Paulin ducks under a wild hook from Grabber.
Paulin lands a beauty of a right hand that gets the crowd cheering.
Paulin misses with a body shot.
It seemed like Grabber was going to counter with the hook but didn't fully commit to it.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Grabber works his jab well there, keeping his opponent at a distance.

It looks like Thierry Paulin has been cut.
Grabber swinging wildly here.

Grabber cracks Paulin with a big right hand that sends him crashing to the floor. Grabber has the opportunity to follow him to the ground but instead he's beckoning Paulin to stand back up!
Crotch Grabber seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Grabber is the aggressor but that punch slipped nicely by Paulin.
Grabber jabbing away but nothing is landing.
Paulin keeping his hands up high there, blocking the jab from Grabber.
Grabber throws a hook but Paulin blocks it.
Grabber looks to land a combination but Paulin avoids it well.
Paulin misses with a looping right.
Grabber swings widly with a right hand
enabling Paulin to counter with a crisp jab.
Paulin uses good footwork to avoid the strikes from Grabber.
Grabber throws an off balance right hand
and Paulin makes him pay by landing a nice hook to the body before moving out of range.
Grabber connects with a lovely jab that went straight through the gap between Paulin's hands.
Paulin lands with a nice low kick. That'll leave a bruise.
Donk. Paulin catches Grabber right on the button with a cross.
Grabber swings widly with a right hand

and Paulin counters with a nice right hand that sends Grabber toppling to the canvas! Grabber scrambles and gets back to his feet - can Paulin finish him?!

Grabber is rocked!
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Paulin looks to throw the jab but Grabber is out of range.
Grabber is still on wobbly legs! Can Paulin finish him?

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Paulin keeping his hands up high there, blocking the jab from Grabber.
Grabber seems to have recovered his senses.
Grabber throws a jab when Paulin was well out of range.
Grabber ducks under an overhand right and circles away with a smile on his face.
Grabber throws out a token jab with nothing on it.
Paulin half committed to a counter leg kick.
Some wild striking there from Paulin.
Paulin looks to throw the jab but Grabber is out of range.
Paulin dances in quickly and lands a nice inside leg kick on Grabber. That did some damage!
Paulin keeps Grabber at a distance using the push kick.
Grabber takes a body kick right on the floating rib. Ouchie.
Grabber looks winded!
Paulin throws a jab when Grabber was well out of range.
Grabber throws out a token jab with nothing on it.
Paulin throws a lazy uppercut
and Grabber counters with a stiff right hand.
Paulin missing with a left hand there. Grabber was out of range so wasted energy throwing that one.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Paulin connects with an inside leg kick.
Paulin keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.

Paulin lands a big head kick that sends Grabber tumbling to the mat! Paulin takes a step backwards and waves Grabber back to his feet - he wants the finish!
Paulin takes a swing at Grabber's ribcage but misses.
Grabber looking to throw a kick but he's pulled out of it.
Grabber lands with a nice body punch.
Grabber throws a monster uppercut resembling something out of street fighter but it doesn't land.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Grabber throws a shot to the body.
Grabber connects with a single shot there.

Thierry Paulin's cut is getting worse.
Paulin lands a front kick.
Grabber misses with a body shot.
Paulin throws a head kick that misses.
Grabber scores with a sloppy punch to the body. Not much technique there but it did the business.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Paulin cracks Grabber with a hook to the jaw. Both fighters smile at eachother and high-five before getting back down to business.
Paulin tries a switch kick but it misses it's target.
Grabber moves out of range as Paulin throws a body kick.
A punch lands to the side of Paulin 's head but he takes it in his stride.
Paulin throws a body punch but Grabber moves out of range.
Grabber cracks Paulin with a left hook right on the temple and Paulin goes down! He's out! Referee! Stop the fight! Grabber lands a few more punches before the dopey ref steps in - hopefully Paulin is OK!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 4:31 of round 1, we have a winner by way of KO (Punch). Crotch Grabber!
An out of breath and clearly excited Crotch Grabber thanked HELLS BALLS RECOVERY for their help and support (and free stuff they sent him).