PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between Yhorm Giant (ranked 477 p4p, 64 weight class) and Vladimir Impaler (ranked 966 p4p, 111 weight class). Yhorm Giant has the better chin. Will he look to stand and bang today?

Giant
vs
Impaler

225 cm
31
292 lbs
15 - 10 - 0

215 cm
30
275 lbs
25 - 14 - 0

Great wrestler
World class boxer
Insanely flexible

Good wrestler
World class boxer
Good gas tank

Ma Balls Is Hot Clothing

Ma Balls Is Hot Clothing
Sportivité

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 15 - 10 - 0, fighting out of Amsterdam, Yhorm Giant!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 25 - 14 - 0, fighting out of London, Vladimir Impaler!
The judges for this bout are Timothy Bukovac, Frank Antenori and Don Winkell.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Good leg kick by Giant there. It's the ones that make that thud noise that hurt and that was an almighty thud.
Impaler throws an off balance right hand
and Giant counters with a right hand to the body.
Yhorm Giant seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Giant misses with a kick to the body
and Impaler counters with a right hand to the body.
Giant throws a leg kick that is checked
and Giant takes a counter punch right on the button for his troubles.

It looks like Yhorm Giant has been cut.
Giant lands a nice hook to Impaler's body. Impaler takes it in his stride and looks to land his own strikes.
Impaler jabs Giant to the body, keeping him at a distance.
Like a baseball bat into the meat of his leg there - nice leg kick by Giant.
Giant throws a sloppy head kick

and Impaler counters with a crisp right hand that drops Giant! Impaler lets Giant back up to his feet, looking for a finish!

Giant is rocked!
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
A low kick from Giant misses
and Impaler rattles Giant with a well-timed uppercut counter. - Giant tries to back away and recover but his hands are down low and he gets tagged again, sending him stumbling down to the canvas. Impaler dives in after him and quickly finishes the job with a trio of brutal punches, leaving Giant stiff and motionless on the mat!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:36 of round 1, we have a winner by way of KO (Strikes). Vladimir Impaler!
An out of breath and clearly excited Vladimir Impaler thanked Sportivité for their help and support (and free stuff they sent him).