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Coming up we have a light heavyweight MMA rules bout between Bull Mfer (ranked 334 p4p, 46 weight class) and Donald Trump (ranked 144 p4p, 26 weight class). Donald Trump acknowledges the crowd's support as he enters the cage.
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189 cm
26
218 lbs
15 - 6 - 1 |
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182 cm
26
203 lbs
19 - 4 - 0 |
Great wrestler
World class MT
Insanely flexible |
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Good wrestler
World class boxer
Good gas tank |
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the light heavyweight division. Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner. With a record of
15 - 6 - 1, fighting out of London, Bull Mfer! And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner. With a record of
19 - 4 - 0, fighting out of London, Donald Trump! The judges for this bout are Chris Edwards, Andrew Berry and William Gold.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway! Mfer throws a hook to the side of Trump's head but Trump sees it coming and ducks under it beautifully. Mfer moves out of range as Trump strikes. Trump throws a looping overhand right but Mfer ducks down to avoid it. Trump attempts a leg kick but it's missed by a good margin. Trump tries to land a front kick but Mfer steps back. That was a bit too telegraphed. Mfer uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Trump.
Mfer wants to slow Trump down by chopping away at his legs. Trump checks a leg kick nicely. A decent looking cross lands there for Mfer. Trump dances in quickly and lands a nice inside leg kick on Mfer. That did some damage! Mfer moves out of range of the strikes. Trump tries to clinch up but Mfer circles away and keeps his distance. Mfer throws a body punch but Trump moves out of range. Mfer connects with a single shot there. We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up. Mfer keeps his opponent at a distance with a nice jab.
Good standup being displayed there by Trump as he connects with a hook. Trump moving in and out of range nicely, whilst landing the scoring shot. The crowd are loving this. Great action here. Trump takes a swing at Mfer's ribcage but misses. Mfer swung with a counter right hand that didn't connect. Trump takes a shot to the nose. Hopefully that hasn't broken it. Trump bobs and weaves well there to avoid the strikes. Bull Mfer seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
That's one minute gone in the round. A lazy left from Mfer finds it's target. Mfer displays some good footwork, moving neatly out of range as Trump throws out the jab. Mfer fakes a jab and then connects with a hook. Nice shot lands for Mfer. Trump scores with a jab. Trump works Mfer's body with a nice hook. Mfer drives through and clinches with Trump against the cage.
Trump misses with a shot to the kidneys.
Trump works on Mfer's body with a couple of short punches. Mfer fails to land with a short punch on the inside.
Trump lands a shoulder strike that jolts his opponent's head backwards. Mfer gets through Trump's defenses to land a nice punch to the side of the head. Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show! Trump misses with the head strike.
Mfer lands with a short punch from the clinch.
Mfer blocks an uppercut.
Mfer is using his height advantage well here, landing a good percentage of his punches. Mfer prevents a body shot from Trump. I was talking to Mfer's coach per-fight and he was telling me that they'd been working on the clinch in the runup to this fight. Trump lands with a short punch from the clinch.
Mfer tries to throw a body punch but Trump avoids it by throwing Mfer back against the cage. Mfer misses with a punch to the body.
Mfer wants to push off and get back to the center of the mat but Trump has him pressed against the cage.
That's two minutes gone in the round. Mfer tries a shoulder strike but it doesn't do any damage. Mfer lands with a short punch from the clinch.
Mfer throws a head punch that misses. Trump blocks an uppercut.
Trump's coach down at Rīga was telling us pre-fight that they have been working on Trump's balance. Obviously they view that as a key factor in the outcome of this fight. Mfer goes for a body shot but it's blocked.
Mfer misses with some punches.
A shot in the inside from Mfer. Mfer misses with a body punch.
Trump takes a shot to the head. Trump throws a head punch that misses. Trump blocks a body shot from Mfer. An uppercut on the inside fails to land for Trump. Mfer is trying to stall.
Mfer blocks a punch to the side of the head.
A left hand lands to the body for Trump.
Mfer swings away with an uppercut that misses.
Nice body punch from Mfer - that landed with a thud.
Trump doesn't land with the attempted body shot.
Trump throws a head punch that misses.
That's three minutes gone in the round. A head punch blocked on the inside by Trump. Trump lands a nice uppercut. With the fighters clinched against the cage, Trump creates a bit of distance for himself and scores with a nice uppercut. Mfer misses with a punch on the inside.
Mfer lands a hook to the body. It's hard to tell if that hurt Trump or not. A short right from Trump on the inside. Mfer lands a hook to the body. It's hard to tell if that hurt Trump or not. Mfer lands with a short shot to the head. Trump lands an uppercut. Mfer lands a shoulder strike that jolts his opponent's head backwards. Mfer lands punches inside but they're not really causing much damage. A shot in the inside from Mfer. The crowd are loving this. Great action here. Trump lands a shoulder strike that jolts his opponent's head backwards. Mfer lands punches inside but they're not really causing much damage. Trump misses with some punches.
Mfer softening up his opponent with strikes, against the cage. Trump misses with a hook to the ribs.
Trump throws a punch but it's blocked by Mfer. Mfer scores with a shot to the side of Trump's head. Mfer lands with a quick shot inside that doesn't really do much damage.
That's four minutes gone in the round. Trump blocks a punch to the side of the head.
Trump has a couple of punches blocked by Mfer.
Trump's head jolts backwards as he takes an uppercut right on the button! Trump lands a hook to the side of the head. Mfer blocks a punch to the side of the head.
A head punch blocked on the inside by Trump. Mfer lands with a short head shot on the inside. Mfer stalling here - the referee won't stand for too much of that.
Mfer tries to throw a body punch but Trump avoids it by throwing Mfer back against the cage. Mfer swings away with an uppercut that misses.
Trump blocks a punch to the side of the head.
Mfer working aggressively here.
Mfer working aggressively here.
A short body shot lands from Mfer as the two fighters clinch.
The crowd applaud the fighters' efforts here as the round comes to an end. Mfer blocks a couple of punches on the inside.
Trump struggles to land a body shot inside as Mfer controls his hands.
The fighters are starting to get sweaty, which will make takedowns a bit more tricky. Trump tries a shoulder strike but it doesn't do any damage. A head punch on the inside from Mfer fails to land. Mfer fails to land with a short punch on the inside.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
Bull Mfer dominated that round. OK. That's time! The bell goes and we're back to the action.
Mfer circles away from the clinch attempt.
Mfer gets cracked there but stands up to it.
Mfer tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Trump was well out of range. Poor timing from Mfer. Trump appeared to try and counter that last move with a leg kick. Mfer swinging wildly here.
Trump misses with a wild body shot. A jab lands there for Mfer. Trump fakes a couple of low kicks, before throwing one on the third attempt. It connects and Mfer has to reset his feet before getting ready to engage. Mfer feints with a shoulder and throws a nice leg kick to Trump's calf. Bull Mfer is winning the standup battle so far. Mfer misses the shot to the body. Trump steps in looking to clinch after the strikes miss from Mfer. Trump slips a jab from Mfer. Mfer swats away the attempt to clinch by Trump. We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up. Mfer misses with a low kick.
Mfer throws out a powerful jab. Well, he's not going to score with shots like that. A lazy body kick attempt from Trump. Mfer misses with a straight right. Mfer motions for Trump to come forward. Mfer throws a leg kick but it misses it's target. Mfer scores with a jab to the head.
That's one minute gone in the round. Trump changes levels and scores with a jab to the body. Mfer missing with a left hand there. Trump was out of range so wasted energy throwing that one. Mfer is really dominating this fight. Is there anything that Trump can do to turn this around? Trump lands a leg kick that knocks Mfer off balance momentarily. Mfer throws a leg kick but Trump sees it coming and moves out of range. Mfer closes the distance and pushes Trump back into the cage. Trump misses with a shot to the kidneys.
Mfer misses with a hook from the clinch. A right hand to the body from Trump.
Mfer swings wildly with an uppercut but Trump uses good head movement to avoid it. Trump lands a body punch. Mfer can't find room to land a body shot as Trump controls the action.
Mfer pushes off and circles away, back to the middle of the mat. Mfer scores with a jab to the jaw of his opponent. Mfer throws a right hand that misses
letting Trump counter with a right hand. Mfer throws a hook to the side of Trump's head but Trump sees it coming and ducks under it beautifully. And an attempted straight right on the counter from Trump! But no joy. Trump is looking to take this fight into the clinch. Mfer tries to counter by moving into the clinch but Trump manages to circle out of the way. Mfer connects with a hook to the side of his opponent's head.
That's two minutes gone in the round. Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd. Mfer throws out a leg kick but Trump moves out of range and Mfer only half commits. Boom, another hit is landed. "You're gunna get knocked out" taunts Mfer, as that shot connected.
Trump instigates a clinch. Trump lands a shoulder strike that jolts his opponent's head backwards. A quick uppercut on the inside from Trump. An uppercut on the inside fails to land for Mfer. Trump misses with a punch to the body.
Mfer doesn't land with the attempted body shot.
Mfer lands with a good tight uppercut to the head. A short right from Trump on the inside. Mfer lands with a right to the head. Mfer lands on the inside with an uppercut. Trump working some nice short punches in the clinch. A head punch blocked on the inside by Trump. Mfer misses with a punch to the body.
Mfer misses with a punch on the inside.
Mfer lands a right hand that snaps the head of Trump backwards. Trump lands a right hand that snaps the head of Mfer backwards. Bull Mfer has scored more points in the clinch so far.
That's three minutes gone in the round. Trump tried to land a shot to the body but connects with Mfer's elbow. Nice body punch from Trump. Trump misses with a hook to the ribs.
Trump blocks a body shot from Mfer. Mfer presses Trump against the cage and delivers a mid-strength body shot. Mfer throws a head punch that misses. Trump blocking some punches.
Trump misses with some punches.
Mfer misses with a shot to the kidneys.
Mfer blocks an uppercut.
Trump throws a blind hook that connects with the side of Mfers head. Mfer wants to get back to striking at distance but Trump won't allow it.
Trump scores with a shoulder strike. Trump swings wildly with an uppercut but Mfer uses good head movement to avoid it. An uppercut on the inside fails to land for Trump. A short uppercut from Mfer. A short right from Mfer. Still in the clinch, Trump scores with a nice short uppercut.
That's four minutes gone in the round. Mfer lands on the inside with an uppercut. This has been an exciting period of action! The referee calls for Mfer to work.
Mfer has not gone for a single takedown so far in this fight, which seems like a very strange tactic when you consider that he has the superior wrestling and BJJ. Trump blocks a punch to the side of the head.
Trump misses with a hook from the clinch. A short left from Trump. Mfer manages to break the clinch.
Mfer swats away the attempt to clinch by Trump. Trump doesn't manage to clinch there - Mfer circles away.
Trump throws the kick towards the body but Mfer avoids it. Trump throws a head kick that misses and slips in the process. He scrambles back to his feet and the fighters circle. Trump walks into a stiff left hand from Mfer. Trump clobbers Mfer with an overhand right that has the crowd gasping. That made a horrendous noise. Trump tries to clinch but Mfer moves out of range. Mfer throws a jab when Trump was well out of range. The crowd applaud the fighters' efforts here as the round comes to an end. Mfer throws a low kick but it's checked well by Trump. Mfer scores with a nice head shot. And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
Bull Mfer dominated that second round. The fighters get back to their feet, the hooter sounds and we're back to the action! This is the final round!
Trump loads up on a big right hand but Mfer slips the punch. Trump walks forward and throws out a flicking leg kick. Mfer checks it nicely though, as he moves to the side. A good leg kick by Mfer. Mfer throws an overhand right that lands on Trump's shoulder, as Trump tries to avoid the shot. Mfer waving his hands out in front of him, looking to distract Trump. Mfer loads up on a big right hand but Trump slips the punch. Mfer has closed the distance and engaged Trump in a clinch.
Trump doesn't land with the attempted body shot.
Trump misses with a hook to the ribs.
Trump blocks a couple of punches on the inside.
Trump stays in close to his opponent and throws a right hand to the body. Trump working aggressively here.
A nice left hand lands by Mfer.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up. Trump tries to land a shot to the body but it's blocked. Trump lands a left hand that snaps the head of Mfer backwards. Trump lands with a short head shot on the inside. Mfer tries to throw a body punch but Trump avoids it by throwing Mfer back against the cage. Trump has a couple of punches blocked by Mfer.
Trump's head jolts backwards as he takes an uppercut right on the button!
That's one minute gone in the round. Mfer misses with a hook from the clinch. Trump blocks an uppercut.
Trump misses with a punch on the inside.
Mfer misses with a shot to the kidneys.
Trump lands with a left to the head. Mfer lands a body punch. Trump misses with a punch on the inside.
Mfer digs a right hand into Trump's ribs. Those have got to be taking their toll on Trump's gas tank. Trump takes a big intake of breath there - he's definitely tired. Mfer swings wildly with an uppercut but Trump uses good head movement to avoid it. Trump throws a hook to the body. More of an arm punch but it's all scoring with the judges. A head punch blocked on the inside by Mfer. Mfer misses with a shot to the kidneys.
Trump throws a head punch that misses. A short right hand to the side of the head by Mfer. Trump tries to land a shot to the body but it's blocked. Trump misses with a short punch on the inside. Trump lands with a short punch from the clinch.
A right hand to the body from Mfer.
Donald Trump has stepped it up - he knows he needs a finish here!
That's two minutes gone in the round. Mfer throws a punch but it's blocked by Trump. A head punch on the inside from Mfer fails to land. An uppercut on the inside fails to land for Mfer. A short left from Mfer. Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show! A right handed body shot lands from Mfer.
Trump is the more experienced fighter here and he's going to need to draw on some of that experience if he's going to pull this one out the bag. Mfer pushes Trump back against the cage and unloads with a body punch. Mfer lands with a short head shot on the inside. Mfer swings away with an uppercut that misses.
Mfer trying to control the position but instead, Trump has worked for underhooks and has pushed Mfer into the cage. A short right from Mfer on the inside. Mfer throws a head punch that misses. Trump tries a body shot but Mfer blocks it.
Mfer misses with a body punch.
Nice body punch from Mfer. Mfer fails to land with a short punch on the inside.
Mfer pushes off and circles away, back to the middle of the mat. A slapping body kick lands there for Mfer.
That's three minutes gone in the round. Mfer goes for a spinning back kick but it misses. Mfer scores with the left hand. Trump knows he should have avoided that one. Some bone on bone action there as Mfer checks a low kick. Luckily it wasn't a particularly hard one. Mfer will need to tighten up his combinations if he doesn't want to gas himself out, swinging at thin air.
Trump takes a shot to the body in his stride.
Mfer instigates a clinch. Trump blocks a punch to the side of the head.
Mfer swings wildly with an uppercut but Trump uses good head movement to avoid it. Trump goes for a body shot but it's blocked.
A head punch blocked on the inside by Mfer. Trump misses with a shot to the kidneys.
Mfer scores with a hook to the body. Mfer misses with the head strike.
Mfer lands with a short shot to the head. Mfer blocking some punches.
That's four minutes gone in the round. Trump can't find room to land a body shot as Mfer controls the action.
Mfer gets through Trump's defenses to land a nice punch to the side of the head. Mfer lands a body punch in the clinch. Mfer scores with a shot to the side of Trump's head. Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd. Mfer makes some space for himself and lands an uppercut. Trump tries a shoulder strike but it doesn't do any damage. An uppercut on the inside fails to land for Mfer. Mfer lands a shot to the body. Mfer cracks Trump with a nice body shot. Mfer tries a shoulder strike but it doesn't do any damage. Mfer swings away with an uppercut that misses.
Mfer misses with the head strike.
Mfer scores with a shot to the side of Trump's head. Mfer tries to throw a body punch but Trump avoids it by throwing Mfer back against the cage. Mfer blocks an uppercut.
Mfer struggles to land a body shot inside as Trump controls his hands.
Mfer tried to land a shot to the body but connects with Trump's elbow. Mfer lands a right hand that snaps the head of Trump backwards. Trump blocks an uppercut.
Trump blocks a body shot from Mfer.
And that's the end of the fight! Bull Mfer showed his dominance in that final round. Well Mfer has outscored his opponent in every aspect of the fight today. Only a scarily incompetent judge or two will keep him from a well deserved win... Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.
Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision. Judge Chris Edwards scores the fight for Bull Mfer! Judge Andrew Berry scores the fight for Bull Mfer! Judge William Gold scores the fight for Bull Mfer!
Bull Mfer wins by unanimous decision! An out of breath and clearly excited Bull Mfer thanked Arcticus University: London for their help and support (and free stuff they sent him). Donald Trump was interviewed post fight and said 'It was the russians !'.
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energy
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hype
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pop
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RATING
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